Trump Hands Pelosi Her Ass! Cancels Her Flight!

Funniest thing I have heard in a long time! Now it comes out Pelosi spends $52,000/year of taxer payer money on just airline booze. Does she have a drinking problem? Maybe that is why she slurs her words? Let see some funny Pelosi plane memes!

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Trumps has her luggage dropped in the hall!!!

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I can't believe these slimey fucking rats tried to leave the country. They literally do not give a single FUCK about the American people.

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>$52,000/year of taxer payer money on just airline booze
What the fuck is she drinking?! Liquid Platinum

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2 hours later Melania flies like a boss!

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Right? One handle a week of $20 vodka is 52*20 = $1040

They are Chinese agents trying to continue the subversion started by the Soviets.

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>Chinese
Dude Israel is going to war and shilling on Jow Forums won't save your illegitimate terrorist nation. give it up.

I saw some hillarious cartoons earlier, but now google is trying to bury them.

Look with the government shut down she's gotta go to Afghanistan personally to pick up her opium and bachi boys. Can't you see how this is hurting us all to put an old lady through that?

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Nancy is one of the many cases of why we need drug and alcohol testing before any bill is voted on.

the fucking letter! Make it stop my sides!

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How about full medical disclosure? There are people in congress secretly taking Alzheimers meds.

Eat shit, Nancy.

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Why would they? They're Israeli.

They're so arrogant and secluded they don't understand the whole world is watching this charade.

Apparently to visit the troops. What fucking troops want to see Pelosi?

friend showed me this. i thought it was fake.

Eat shit, Nancy.

She meant the other sides troops.

That is what I love about Trump

real boozers drink one a day. let's assume it's the good stuff. $150*365= ~$55,000

That makes sense.

Sounds like the perfect way to run the country into the ground because you want to reset congress...

Idiotic solution that will EVEN MORE politicize the problem.

That is someone's yearly salary. She is worth several hundred million dollars. How about she pay for her own drinks. Trump works for free.

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How come all the shareblue liberals use this weird spacing now?

It won't reset congress because those greedy merchants will put their own self interest first and balance the budget.

this. Time to get rid of the old croonies trying to stay in there for life for kick backs. Look at the Feinsteins of the world. Shilling for gun control all the while she had a concealed carry permit. She had a gun on her person for her own self-defense while signing bills taking that right away from you!

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schumer with a tac-9

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The liberal sheep will believe anything these lying scumbags say.

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I saw Hillary Clinton in Iraq in 2009. She was supposed to be at the sather chow to meet people and shit, so I jacked it in the bathroom in the hope I could give her a sploogy handshake, but it was impossible to get close. She just went directly to the VIP dining room. Pretty disappointing really.

he LITERALLY grounded her

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Who is Codel?

People who think that Orange man is bad, Literally has no fucking clue what is going on, and they are too retarded to breed!

Congressional delegation

please god let this be real

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it is real, it is on whitehouse.gov

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>the real reason pelosi wants the SOTU shut down is because, last week when Trump did his address a lot of people didn't know about it and most were at work. The SOTU State of the Union is an extremely well broadcasted event and People would see for sure that the dems are the enemy of we the people!

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>Pelosi spends $52,000/year of taxer payer money on just airline booze. Does she have a drinking problem?
I used to spend over $8k/year on beer alone. Nancy most certainly has a drinking problem. Give her a breathalizer and a fitness for duty test. I know that airline hooch is certainly more expensive than me drinking a case of Yuengling every day, but holy fuck what a mess.

Obviously, what do you expect, a person worth 50M+ actually interacting with normal people?

>me drinking a case of Yuengling every day
Chris?

Well, yeah? I met G W Bush in 2006.

Why are some words bigger and not others?

wtf 52k? like 1k a week?

150 a day?

jesus, she's a lush

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I would like to personally thank (You) and dedicate that post to (My Sides), alas I will never see them again, but perhaps I can get a transplant or some shit

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Probably top shelf booze and expensive wines. People with that kind of money can live in a whole other world than the one we do.

>$50k+ yearly on booze
Got some sausages for that?

Eat shit, Nancy

Eat shit Nancy

perhaps they thought they could

I smile at their demise and ridicule

whats going on in nippon with your 0% interest rates? abesan must fix this sometime, can't work long term. jews

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which is that subway station that has 300 coin operated sake machines? I bet that is a great experince mr san

Eat shit, Nancy

Eat shit, Nancy!

this

i got good news for ya pal

Eat shit, Nancy

Idk I bank with penfed and USAA.

Idk. I think most sake and awamori taste atrocious.

>airline booze
Even if it's strictly a first class thing, it just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. Not every rich guy is a German with iron livers.

>drinking a case of Yuengling every day
I'm not even an alco and that sounds like a dream. Wish we got it down south.

East shit, Nancy

Yuengling? You’ve got good tastes, but a case a day dude?

I respect you're opinnion nippon san

although I don't know what a awamori is

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this p[lace, pls ignore ignorant retarded whittu piggus

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eat shit, nancy

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I assume the drinking thing has to be something like hosting others? Its impossible to drink that amount without dying.

So the children can understand what one's are the important words.

This is why they arranged their trip.

Eat shit, Nancy

KEK

Over 10,000 died at Tiananmen Sqaure.

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Eat shit, Nancy.

So was she just leaving the control for a vacation and he cancelled it?

>Clinton 50M lol

>Idk I bank with penfed and USAA.
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First of all base, 2nd that right there is why Clinton lost, hates the working man, Trump hangs out with them, signs hats and brings them home from Syria and Afghanistan.

God what a fucking cunt, no way any of the grunts liked her unless it was something empowered Wyman!

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Are you calling me based or asking what base?

I'm calling you based for trying smear cum on Hillary Clinton.

Ha, ok. It would’ve been epic if it worked.

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How can you not defend yourself with a literal death machine?

eat shit, nancy

> Let's see some funny Pelosi plane memes.

The absolute state of /Pol.