Oi m8
>cuts carrot with teeth
Ya 'ungry for sum meat an' taters love?
>spits carrot bits into mixing bowl
'old on almost done wit the veg
>bites into raw potato
Olroight ears the taters
>spits chunks of potato into mixing bowl
>puts bare hand into bowl and stirs
>tears raw meat into pieces
>spits on the meat for flavor
>mixes it all together with hands
Just loik 'er grace the Queen God blesser
based
This is my fetish
this is weird for me cause i live alone and do bite off the top of the carrot rather than using a knife. do you faggots have cameras in my place?
their teeth are too fucked up to bite into carrots n shit
this trend won't catch on
>bites food into pieces like a fucking animal
>not using a knife like a human
Not based or redpilled
AOC would be amazing at this.
>so last year
Wait, is this an actual thing people say?
I've never heard it used outside irony and mockery contexts.
Oi m8
>cuts carrot with teeth
Ya 'ungry for sum meat an' taters love?
>spits carrot bits into mixing bowl
'old on almost done wit the veg
>bites into raw potato
Olroight ears the taters
>spits chunks of potato into mixing bowl
>puts bare feet into bowl and stirs
>tears raw meat into pieces
>spits on the meat for flavor
>stomps on it all together with feet
Just loik 'er grace the Queen God blesser feet
Ban all spoons, assault spoons kill children!
AoC is my waifu. Sh's qt.
Okay, this is epic
Absolutely disgusting taste
Do you like horseback riding?
OI M8 YEW GOT A LOICENSE FOR THOSE CHOPPAHS?
Bin it!
HE'S GOT TEETH
I actually do bite the ends off of carrots, give my guinea pigs the nubs and then just snap the sticks in half or thirds. That being said I normally only cook for myself, when I have guests I'm civilized.
The Eternal Leaf, everyone
OH NO!
Internet journalism has commited a doofus!
Surely, this TERRIBLE MISTAKE is comparable to war declarations, international agreements, economic deals, citizens' rights and duties discussions, or judicial processes; and VERY CLEARLY does belong on Jow Forums!
I'm waiting for an increase in biting attacks in London and the inevitable push to remove everyone's teeth.
>*Insert joke about British teeth*
So what you're saying is that teeth can be just as effective at cutting as a knife???
BAN ASSAULT TEETH NOW!
remember when this was a political board?
Vaguely.
Britcucks can't even buy spoons. That is political. Don't ever believe the democrats when they say they do not want European style gun control.
Do they have a license for those assault teeth?
BRB guys.
With all that shit going I'm patenting a knife with soldered ball on the tip of the blade and those will be the only one state-approved and authorized for sale in UK