You wake up black

>Becomes wealthy by playing with a ball or mumbling on a stage
Wow so oppressed, life is hard

Wake up. Nigga I been up all night doing crack cocaine

Top kek

>Make terrible decisions
>Call you racist

Well, see you in 7 hours I guess.

Blame whites

>You wake up black.

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sheeeeeeeeeeit

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this

Try to fuck my wife, and fuck&kill her if she does anything but try to fight me off/scream.

>wake up black
>no longer feel bad for not reproducing
>help whitey as an accelerationist by getting as many gibs as possible
>teach muh bruthas about how they are slaves to democrats and hurt by illegal immigration

This is fucking depressing.

>wake up
>*sniff sniff* smell rotten KFC grease fire and asphalt loaded diaper shit smell
>turn on light, see nigger skin and can't help but think of Kafka
>realize smell is coming from me
>don't even bother getting up
>slide open nightstand drawer
>pull out gun
>an hero

Ever seen that "Black KKK" sketch from Chappelle? I'd be kind like that.

>nigger
>taking care of his offspring

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You wake up black.
Pass the boof?

Y/N

>wake up black

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Oh shit Goin to school for free cause I'm smarter than you 99.99999% of my race. Harvard here I come!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Get on government assistance because work is dumb
>Can't pay child support if I don't make money thoughtfulnigger.jpg
>Get called a deadbeat dad
>Blame the system
Fuck white people

Exactly my thoughts, user. Niggers can't stand being around their own children. I've never seen worse parents. There are thousands of clips of nigs abandoning, torturing, raping and killing their own offspring. I hate them more than they love fried chicken.

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I'd lose sentience so idk what happens next.

>Shoot a cop
>Get a ticker tape parade
>I live in Portland

I'll say that we were kings and all that stuff.

Underrated

Are you that gweilou with the jewtube channel ?

Immediately look at my dick, see 10 inches bbc, smile and walk out naked to mog all the whitoids in the area

Spread HIV

This is the only correct answer.

More “accident of your birth” bullshit. Never forget you are the product of 1,000 loves.

lel

> reaches over to bedside table for the grape juice... carton empty.
> grabs bucket of chicken of drawers...nope none left
> hope i theres still watermelon in the lounge or imma have to kill and/or rape someone and run off with their car/purse.
> whydowypipodothis.jpeg

This post doesn't surprise in the slightest.
youtube.com/watch?v=PjuamNkZ5YQ

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>come on Jow Forums
>beat up all you little motherfucking anime watching nerds
>get a nfl 16 million $$ scholarship

Go make white people younger than me fill guilty about slavery.

^
THIS
Wouldn't be able to retain dat nigga nut with all the wite bitches draining da BBCs

Oh! Boi mah nigga! I'm black! I get to rap, steal, sign bitches breast and collect food stamps not worrying about work all day

This

>#WOKE

If I look like that sexy black bull than I'd be happy

Try to plan an escape with the rest of the brothers.

>rape

track your women. life360 on their phones, keylogger on computer, magnetic tracker on their car underneath, and hidden cameras on your doors (if you live together)

Did he get a bigger dick tho?

Eat fried chicken and play xbox until I'm fat enough to be a funny black man, then take up the torch that Patrice O'Neals beetus snuffed out.

>You wake up black.
Awesome, my daily struggle for survival is over. Now all I have to do is collect my welfare for being a nigger, and avoid other niggers as much as possible.

Or you can kill each other

>Steals own welfare phone

Then I could finally lose my virginity

>Look at my big dick
>Apply for EBT

Well, i ain'st gots ta worry bout nothin no mo.

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nice i will finally get a state mandated qt gf and as much gibs as i want

>Wake up black
>Chimp out
Next question

Das rite my

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>wake up
>go to the prision yard

>Do pic related

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rule over africa with my white 100iq

>You wake up black
Damn it's noon already?

>You wake up black.
Grab my illegal gun and all the stolen ammo I have and go on a killing spree in the hood

>Wake up black
>Immediately apply to Harvard
>Have a pretty mediocre 3.7 gpa from when I was white
>Instantly get accepted into Harvard with this
>Graduate with shitty grades
>Apply for some extremely good job
>Get accepted because they need more niggers
>Pull the copper wiring out of the walls on the first day
>Call them racist when I get fired
>Post on reddit about it
>Get millions in gofundme donations and retire
God I wish I was black, shit would be so easy

Jokes are funnier when explained.

Where's the part where the husband molests the little girl?

This. Niggers with a decent IQ can do life on easy mode in liberal cities.

Underrated

SHIIIEEEETTT

In that order

1. Get gibs from goverment
2. Shoplift grape drank and skittles
3. Fuck white bitches with my bbc
4. Complain about da huwyte man

Generally chimp out if things don't go my way, if I wake up black I'm planning to go full nigger.

>Grab my illegal gun
Stolen Hi-point

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>french
>if i wake up black
But you already do

Rob Bojangles for breakfast, rob bank, steal some beer, take a nap.....

Why did my dick shrink?

fpbp