'During the Canadian collapse they told themselves they liked to eat bugs.'
'Their government paid news agencies to produce stories telling people that bugs were a delicacy to get them ready for what they were about to do'
'It's like c'mon man - put that in you bloody pipe and smoke it. Don't think it cant happen again bucko'
'it's like you live and you learn but you don't right. it's more like you live to try and forget the time you told yourself you liked the bugs you were shoveling down your mouth because you already ate all the dogfood. and that's bloodywell that. '
'By 2020 the act of feeding a woman steak was regarded as a pre-engagement behaviour - you wouldn't spend that kind of cash unless she was wife material. Not in canada.'
>tfw you live in a commie shithole and America is right next door, but you'll never be a citizen because it's extremely hard for a Canadian to get a green card
Well me there eh, I live in the small all white red pilled town and we hate niggers and chinks. I have a local farmer who gives me the floor scrapings if I blow him. Life is bretty gud in Cranada.
Time to go rape some toddlers for fun. Canadian life is best life. Oh ya I hate pedos. Unless Im doing it. Then it's fine.
Nathan Hall
top quality /cia/ shitposters keep up the good work and you can join /rdt/
>top quality /cia/ shitposters So essentially you are saying the CIA is working to implode or otherwise further degrade Canada internally through economics and fear mongering? Likely under orders from the US executive branch? A la economic warfare?
Canada is better than Poland, in every single way possible. Go to hell racist.
Leo Young
did u even read my question you fucking nigger?
Andrew Mitchell
you are comparing your nation to early post-soviet poland, unironically.
Parker Ramirez
What's /rdt ?? See my flag dickeyes??
The Canadian government. During the first negations of NAFTA they set a bunch of rules that make it almost impossible for the average Canadian to leave. All communist countries have these sorts of rules.
Owen Parker
The year is 2032. You’ve managed to escape from the RCMP camp you were forced into after a false flag dirty bomb attack was used to enact nation wide martial law. As you run desperately toward the horizon you choke on the air full of aluminum oxide. Routine chem trailing ensures that only Monsanto’s genetically modified creations grow, preventing criminal dissidents from growing their own food supply. As you reach the top of a small hill you come face to face with Trudeau's latest patrol-bot. In a fraction of a second the machine’s sophisticated camera and computer system analyze your face and scan the biometric data in your subdermal implant. Immediately the drone opens fire, cutting you down in a hail of bullets that were manufactured in China. As you sputter out your final breath your one final thought is, “If only I had taken a time-stamped picture with no sales or loss leaders".
The prices close to the border are less, but much more expensive than in America. IT's fine. Over paying for something means you're rich.
Mason Harris
Do you guys enjoy paying a thousand bucks a pop to keep junkies alive. So glad I left.
Owen Anderson
>moving back to russia in 3 months feels weird man
Angel Ramirez
Lucky fucking you....... I'm stuck here till I die.
Chase Hughes
You're better off dude.
Aiden Johnson
That would be the only podcast of his I would ever listen to. I will never understand the people who are actually fans and listen to people's podcasts.
I tried watching 2 minutes of Rogan and shut it off. How the fuck are there people who want to watch fucking podcasts?
I tried watching Dilbertman and I was like "WRITE A FUCKING SCRIPT BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT INTERESTING BY DEFAULT."
Anyway, don't pretend to like bugs. You will feel stupid if you eat the overpriced Canadian bugs. Buy American
Brandon Hill
Wait so you are saying Canada has Soviet tier Siberian artic gulags where everything costs 500% more?
Ethan Fisher
>The prices close to the border are less,
you're in for a shock. in six months you are going to wish you had 2014 nunavut prices
>in 2019 ritz crackers cost as much per kilo in ontario as they did in nunavut just a few years prior. >pic related: $17.45/kg ritz.
Hudson Diaz
Yes.
James Young
200g of sliced salami is 8 dollars at my local wal mart
I've not been back in Russia in 20 years, but my mom has apartments there she needs to manage so i'll be over there checking all that out (she's in usa as a citizen, i went to canada on a student visa).
I'll be in saint petersburg, but I do also want to check out moscow (been there once when we left back in 1998).
Whatever. I'll just take what I want from these fuck pussy leafs when law n order collapse.
Juan Hernandez
Just walk away tard.
Landon Gutierrez
leafs already get arrested to survive the winter
Isaiah Rogers
Peterson should just be supreme dictator of Canada
Aiden Russell
and that's a good thing!
Jaxon Sanders
????? Great input there Finland
Thomas Gutierrez
>watch podcasts
I mean there's your first problem bucko
Nobody enjoys watching nothing. Here's a hint; try it when you're doing something else
Hudson Perez
This is true. Can't afford a house or food? Go to jail. 3 hots and cot. Even cable tv eh??
Mason Kelly
>why The immigration act made it very hard for white people to come to America. Even if you come from a war-torn area, being white drops you to the back. No joke.
It's pretty much a small lottery that allows a white person to come. Other than the commie Russians who were allowed to come in and subvert America, almost all white immigrants feel like they won the lottery (because they did)
Nicholas Richardson
You don't even live here stupid. You know where Ajax is?
>We will have to eat insects Good, there are too many Chinese here.
Ryder Clark
>'it's like you live and you learn but you don't right. it's more like you live to try and forget the time you told yourself you liked the bugs you were shoveling down your mouth because you already ate all the dogfood. and that's bloodywell that. ' >mfw read in kermit voice kek
Cooper Williams
>Not even a hoser or cocksucker. Not leaf posting.
Joshua Ross
That's a super high quality Angus steak that's definitely worth that much money. At least post pictures from remote communities like the other lads.
Mason Nelson
you're a quasigovernmental poster
Brandon Clark
it is the cheapest steak of that size type and weight in canada. it will never exist again for that price
Justin Turd Dough is handled by The Aga Khan. AK has been acused of child sex trafficking and the requisite elite satanic shit Aga Khan owns an island, Bell Island, in the same neighborhood as Richard Branson's Necker Island and Epstien's Pedo Island, Little St. John Trudeau has stayed w his "family friend" a few times, once w John Kerry after Hillary lost in 2016. Rumour that he transferred 250 million from Soros Foundation to the Clinton Foundation through the Trudeau Foundation He is also Tide to George & Alex Soros through both The Open Society Foundation & the Tidal Foundation that helped get him elected Stephen Bronfman, Seagram heir and brother to the NXIVM finding, sex slave wannabe Bronfman sisters. They too were shopping for an island down near the Aga Khan and Branson private paradises. They do own an island near Fiji , some moves on that island are weirdly blurred out on Google Earth. So The CIAEMPIRE certainly is in cahoots with Trudy but via a CIA buddy- The Crown. Trudeau swears an oath to the Queen, promising to serve her interests ahead of Canadians. We have all the circumstantial evidence but no smoking gun! Canada2020 Foundation also helped elect Trudeau and came outta nowhere. Eery Brave New World agenda for giving Canada's sovreignity formally back to the Queen via the UN. The 3 Empire city states are balls deep in NWO plotting. Trudeau is a central player, er rather, the Aga Khan, his handler is! Anyone know where the bodies are buried on this?
