Why do Americans say "the wife" instead of "my wife"?

Why do Americans say "the wife" instead of "my wife"?

>My father
>My mother
>My brother
>My sister
>My friend
>My love
>The wife

???

Why?

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Only cucks do this. Similarly, any woman that uses the turn “hubby” or “the bf” is cheating on him

Feminism.
You can't own women, shitlord

Boomers way of being funny. It's like say "the boss" instead of "my boss"

>men calling their wives 'the boss'
>women playing up to it and 'not letting him' do things

relax Uwe, its said in humorously, in jest.
>the wife
>the old lady
>the old man
>the ball and chain
this.

Whenever I've heard some guy say "the wife" it usually sounds like it left a bad taste in his mouth after he said it, holding a secret disdain for his relationship.

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its a sign of respect, if you say "my" it implies ownership, and women in America don't want to be owned by men. If you say "my wife" it means you own her, you control her freedoms, but most women would reject this and call you a creep or bigot if you expounded this point.

>if you say "my" it implies ownership,
Guess I own the € then, because it's my currency.

>imagine being this fucking cucked
hey friend, who's this attractive lady next to you
>hi user, this is the wife
The wife of who? is she your wife?
>no, she's not MY wife, she's just the wife
well looks like the wife needs a deep dickin
*proceeds to cuck you in front of your wife
never change canada

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Girugamesh

This thread is real autistic.

and Nail it. Sure it may be silly, but reading more into it doesn't make sense.

Because in America many men don't take ownership of their relationship with their spouse and they allow the spouse to fraternize with whomever the spouse pleases.

Never said that in my life faggot

What's a "life faggot"?

im more curious about how you heard this phrase

Don't be fucking ridiculous, Fritz. The wife told me this never happens

Merican Fag's

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Everywhere.

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Sharia has not been imposed here in the US, a man only has one wife.

They don't

It was opened by a German so no surprise.

Because "my wife" is disrespectful and implies ownership you shitlord

They say "the wife" in the same way they call their son "my wifes son"

Because sometime during the marriage she will stop being the woman you married, your wife. And will turn into an uninteresting slob you are chained to. This is 'The Wife'. The woman you married is long gone.