RADIO SIGNALS DETECTED FROM A FAR AWAY GALAXY

stop spreading fakenews

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this fucking idiot is being told exactly what to say by aliens in the first place

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this has been debunked
it turns out it was just jews screaming into the universe about their fake shoah making sure anyone who gets here hears their propaganda before arrival

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spaceniggers refugees incoming

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It's just Lucifer sharting in his Hell-Mart.

youtube.com/watch?v=opD2NOhgvY8

This fucking faggot watches too much tv...

This happens a lot actually.

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Of course you are.

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It's actually fucking retarded

It's more likely the Nazis then actual aliens

Yes it's more likely the Nazis escaped, built a hovercraft UFO ship, and are hiding in Antarctica.

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I used to think everything on tv was bullshit so one day I went to america to verify with my own eyes it existed, I used to think it was ridiculous people could live like that, I was proven wrong

fake and gay

The radio signal they are sending, if intelligent, is a sign of frustration.
Ayys are saying
>Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
to us.

The reception you get on your phone drops if you get too far away from the tower, do you really think that the SNR of a message from another galaxy is going to have any signal left in it?

I can’t, I have seen two UFOs in my life. I had multiple people with me and I was dead sober. I believe the vehicles I saw were Alien because if the government had the advanced machines I saw Why would they fly them near house’s?

Based.

Do we know the technology Aliens would use?

You can receive radio from China to the US on only one watt of power if the weather is right.

cope. this is as good as it gets.

My sister saw one in 2010 - she said it made no sound, descended slowly, had a strange illuminated appendage, it "hovered" for a time
but she did not stay to observe it closer as she ran screaming for me. I scanned the surroundings and saw nothing. She was traumatized for days afterward.

meant for

Aliens are real. Prove me wrong.

Whatever aliens look like, I just hope they don't happen to look scary to our monkey brains so they're hard to interact with.

Bullshit, ive been abducted by them fuckers.

> driving truck along I10.
> see a broken down vehicle
> late at night, long stretch of road with no one around, gotta help.
> get out of my truck
> see a bright light
> everything goes dark

Nest thing i know im in a van full of these brown spics in the back of their van, they take my money, stab me in the ass and kick me out. Trucks gone.

God damn illegals

They probably are. They could be giant insects

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Bros! I just learned from a super secret CIA fag that the transmission read as such: "We don't talk to niggers"

Here's what an actual alien looks like. They have superior jumping abilities.

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What if depictions of aliens with big eyes and big heads is on the same caricature level as making blacks have giant red lips like some old timey racism?

>signals from 1,5 billion years ago
They are extinct now.

no in fact they are quite knowable

the whole universal fear in man of "black eyes, grey pallid faces, demonic visages, and monstrous glares" comes from the inherent evolutionary fact that we have been for quite a long time preyed on psychically by the greys, since at least caveman days

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That's some top tier tardposting, I like it

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Yeah I don’t know if they are Aliens, but advanced machines like that exist.

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Based leaf.

amen

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what a fucking brainlett
leave and never come back

Its one of our older signals coming back around . The universe is round

This happens a lot.
It's never aliens.

Since everyone is sharing UFO stories:

>be me
>be ~21 years old
>be U.S. Air Force Loadmaster
>flying to Travis AFB from Louisiana post-Hurricane Katrina
>accidentally overfly Area 51
>strange voice comes over radios
>it's Area 51 ATC
>identifies some strange ICAO code
>weird, "metallic" voice
>demands we break left heading...idk
>go to cargo compartment to take a peek at the air field
>best view I can get
>see so-called "TR3-B" black triangle flying
>doesn't do any weird maneuvers
>no propulsion visible
>USAF C-5 almost immediately intercepted by Fighters from Nellis
>breakleft.exe
>continue flight undisturbed
>no debriefing on ground

In all seriousness though, if you want to look for ayys, look into the UFOs, not random signals from space.
>Spoiler:
They probably don't give much fuck about us even though our usage of nukes did draw their attention to us.

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I think I'm getting what you're putting down. I suspect more than 90% of so called legit UFOs are in fact secret military stuff, I've thought that since I was a kid

Also

>be me
>~ 19 years old
>air base in Oklahoma doing training on flight line
>hangar doors wide open
>strange aircraft inside
>never seen anything like it
>smooth high-tech looking things
>neat shapes
>unarmed recon drones in current use in Iraq
>politicians swear up and down that no armed drones are coming
>we all knew it was a lie
>immediately knew what these were
>get debriefed in the cockpit by 2 dudes in black suits

Turns out they were some of the first UCAVs. Strange to see something that supposedly didn't exist, even though we all basically "knew" they were out there.

Yeah I had no reason to believe any of it was alien. It was definitely strange and the voice of ATC was just plain creepy, but it was pretty evident it was all human.

If some ayys showed up and claimed they escaped a violent war and are seeking ayysylum..should we grant it?

No, Earth is full

Gay Niggers From Outer Space is mandatory Jow Forums viewing. It’s on YouTube.

depends ...will they take our jobs ?

Jason Lucas thread?

If I get doubles we're all going to get cute alien wives

more AYY LMAO activity :

fuck off space niggers we're full

Then it becomes about statistical probability. To assume extraterrestrial life would come to us is silly. Humans have spent more of their time on earth being primitive, from that we can infer that any extraterrestrial life would be less technologically advanced than us. Considering the extreme series of events that took place in order to even have the industrial revolution. It's likely aliens are just literal niggers living like tribals that can't even invent a wheel.

Do they have compatible genitalia?

>seeking ayysylum
I hope they're cool with segregayytion, because I'm not drinking from the same water fountains.
>ayypartheid

Awesome
I wonder how many people still think ayyz are that edgelord shit forced in hollowood

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>ayypartheid
ayy lmao

>alienz are furries
KYS

I want a cute ayy gf, so yes.

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Canada answered and the allies hung up the phone

What the hell do you think they look like?

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Ayys are real my friend was anally raped by one said it was surreal turns out he was tripping hard on drugs and raped himself with his gfs vibrator though I still believe ayys are real who else could build the pyramids?

>People ITT still think ayys are 3D beings
clueless niggers.

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Why would anyone want to communicate with the Apes on their rock?

Dose it matter

Tell those Aliens that they can stay in their own galaxies and if they want to come here they can do it the legal way. Fucking greybacks.

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^
This guy gets it.

Fuck off were full

i think they're from uranus OP

I have some of the signal decoded. You won't believe this shit!

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now demonstrate these alleles among women

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It doesn't matter if there are aliens out there. Befcause they never get here. They've never been here. Nor will they ever be.

>but user, there's lots of sightings!
Yeah. All all witnessed by crackpots and nutjobs. Real "reliable" witnesses.

>but user, the ancient artifacts
Not a single object or artifact could be proven not to be from this planet.

Face it, people. This alien business is all just a big hoax.

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BRAAAAAAAAP

my man

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Hi

The aliens will never come, since they are well aware of the earthy micro organisms to which they have no immunity.

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pic related, looks like a melody

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>FAR AWAY GALAXY.
even if it is ayy lmao signal they are probably long dead by now. that signal took 1.5bil years to get here.

Proof isn't real. Prove me wrong.

why do people assume other more intelligent life would just die off at some point?

>Not a single object or artifact could be proven not to be from this planet

King Tut's Dagger Is 'Out of This World'
>google.com/amp/s/amp.livescience.com/61214-king-tut-dagger-outer-space.html

Screw you. Want alien girlfriend!? Screw you, you get xenomorph girlfriend!!

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First
>fake terrorist attacks
then
>fake alien invasion

You cant teach an old dog new tricks, but, from a new god i can learn old truths.

So what? Something that's made from a meteorite doesn't involve aliens at all.

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