New Star Wars Film will Reflect Current Political and Social Issues in America

My favorite Progressive mega-corp! Shut up and take my money you capitalist pigs!

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it's 28 minutes because nobody has time for their fucking shit anymore

money flop incoming

I would be perfectly fine with our dystopia if we at least had flying cars and neon aesthetics. But no. We get all the dystopia and none of the coolness

that's what Armageddon will fix

Does this mean disney will remove trump from the hall of presidents?

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Disney is more than likely making a rbg animatron rn

Its a good movie if you ignore it is in the star wars universe

Indeed

I highly doubt it. The only Disney attraction with any sort of a political message is the show at American Adventure where some homosexual commie inserted a pic of Jane Fonda in a collage of American heroes. And nobody caught it until it was playing and executives were furious. I don’t know if they changed it yet but they were getting daily complaints about it.

I don’t see any obvious identify politics in SW going forward either. Considering the fragile state of the franchise and identity politics being one of those reasons. Kathleen Kennedy stepped down and even though Solo bombed, the feminist droid is so over the top that the rumor is the filmmakers inserted it in response to identity politics agendas

>SJW, anti-white shit tanked the brand and alienated our core audience
>what do
>DOUBLE DOWN!!!

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>Steven Spielberg met current Han Solo at a Bar Mitzvah
>flop
>WHITE MEN RUIN EVERYTHING!!!

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Damage is already done, user. Even if Social Justice was just one marketing angle that was tried and deemed a failure, it still shows a complete misunderstanding of what made the Original Trilogy resonate with so many people AND another complete misunderstanding of what made the Prequel Trilogy profitable despite shitty fucking movies.

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What I’m saying is they aren’t using resistance in the movie because of current events

Like the other user said. The damage has been done. I cannot forgive them, they must be destroyed. These people have destroyed star wars and attacked the old fanbase, not only that, but they have specifically gone after White people, heterosexuals and males.

They can keep the franchise. R.I.P star wars.

making the prequels look good is a tall order but they sure as fuck pulled it off. Another reason to hate all of star wars

neither was your troll game

>28 minutes
So the lines going to be 8+ hours right? Pay $135 to ride one ride goy

>New Star Wars Film
It's a fucking Disney land ride.

>28 minutes
so its going to be a long montage of:
>space illegal immigrants
>space muh rural retards voting for darthnald grumbledrumpft as their new emperor
>space guns need to be banned except for the resistance, they can have guns
>space trannies
"sir, we have spotted a space gnatzi hideout"
"I will have you know that although I was born a male I identify as xir! Guards take this cisscum away!"

I wish they werent so predictable this is tiresome.

So basically it's aimed pretending for at all the Chinks and Poos who are traveling to our Theme Parks? You have to remember, these places exist to make people happy. Telling them the truth about their failures as cultures doesn't fly.

it will age as well as star tours did. star wars is utter shit

>get on ride
>it's just a screen full of women and minorities
>it loops to say "orange man bad white man bad"
>even if you break out of the seats you can't escape the room

It was the greatest 28 minutes of my white bad.

>all the corporate tyranny with none of the loli sexbots or cybernetic augments
this is the worst possible version of cyberpunk

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>28 mins

MR BONES I WANT TO GET OFF

28 minute ride

tfw you wait in zig zag theme park line for 5 hours

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They never learn.

>28 minute (((experience)))
They're probably counting the line.

Commies actually like it when art is degenerate though. They dislike actually 'good cinema' and love the concept of 'art as distraction' or 'visual garbage.' Why don't any of you understand this? Haven't you ever read 'art in the age of mechanical reproduction' by that random kike?

This. Never consumed any related media, never will. It's artificially inflated 9gag faggotry.

cool. my son has a DAS pass because we said he needs one, he doesn't really.

Theodor Wiesengrund aka "Adorno".

>28 minutes
So what, like 20 minutes of feminist and diversity indoctrinations, followed by an 8 minute ride?

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No, a 28-minute ride guarantees the line will be 280 minutes.

This before TLJ and made that faction a joke about liberalism.

When will the 'right wing death stormtroopers' ride be opened?

I would rather it not. In fact, as I recall, that is all anyone has been doing since 20-fucking-16

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Basically its going where the Great Movie Ride was in MGM (Not that faggot Hollywood Bullshit) Studios in Florida.

The 28 minutes confirms it along with that ride being closed in 2017.

Why would they? He's the first Shonen Protagonist to become President since Teddy Roosevelt.

Are you retarded?

Pokemon coined the term resistance in like 1996

>right wing death stormtroopers
If the Empire got renamed to "First Order", there's probably also a new bullshit Disney name for them.
Like "reactionary patriarchal forward infantry" or something.

>you wait 28 minutes in line
>in the heat
>with fat fucks breathing down your neck and screaming children
>get to end of the line
>sign says "ride over"

"You see, that's what it's like to be an immigrant trying to get in America!"

I guess we can be grateful for that. Otherwise, the Left would probably be calling themselves Dumbledore's Army instead of the Resistance.

>new film

The article clearly says it’s a ride

>New Star Wars Film will Reflect Current Political and Social Issues in America
why do they still pretend like this is rare?
EVERY movie for the last 3 years has been a commentary on current events.
like, are there seriously any uninformed people left out there?
i'm pretty sure everyone who cares knows what is going on

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Great, can't wait to see the product of such a novel idea.

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