What are They trying to Say?

In no way will this be better than Star Wars Theory's Vader film.

Valid observation.

>the empire was actually completing huge projects around the galaxy while the republic just bitched in the Senate all day
>Republic rebels win
>spend 20 years dinking around doing absolutely nothing
>empire rises again because the Republic is incompetent as fuck
>Now the republic is winning again.

Off camera the republic certainly seem like nothing more than street shitting retards. While on camera the Empire is the retards.

definitely not watching this
im finished with starwars cuckery
they killed the franchise with that last jedi sjw fest

Fuck Disney, even the shittiest Kevin J. Anderson novel was better than Söy Wars. EU will always be canon.

I hope this is the final nail in the coffin. FUCK DISNEY

What's the matter? Don't want to suckle some alien teet with Uncle Skywalker?

Save it for Xmen

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Notice how it doesn't say "Triumph of the Resistance" or something similar
>Resistance rises in the 3rd movie
>get to make 3 more movies about the resistance
All this title says is they intend to milk this franchise to death, which is something we are all aware of already

Star Wars has turned into a wine box aunt...

>ctrl-f
come on your faggots
fourth reich confirmed

The original 3 are the only ones worth a shit. That and a few of the vidya games.

Ugh that title card looks like ass

why could they possibly need to do so many reshoots for all these top budget movies? like has everyone forgotten how to do things right after the first 20 takes?

Let me tell you something.

When a corporation buys a franchise for BILLIONS of dollars, they are planning something. And what they are planning is practically social engineering. Just look how much a cult Star Wars has become. It's a cultural icon of America and Disney is going to do everything in their power to brainwash the new generation.

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I didnt watch the last two but iirc didnt they defeat all of the "bad guys"? So.. What plot could this possibly have?

>a new "badguy" emerges
but how would that be "the rise of the resistance"? Id be surprised if they go with such a weak plot.
>after defeating the 'badguys' in the last movie they go off through the galaxy hunting down the last ebul spayc gnatzi's and it turns out the stupid rural space rednecks elected darthnald grumbledrumpfth to be their new spayc gnatzi Super Sith master.
This will be the plot.

Screencap this.

>Grew up with Star Wars
>Old enough to have seen Eps. V and VI in the theater.
Feel Orig. Trilogy are 3 good films, amazing for their time, and Rogue One is possibly best SW film ever.
Prequels, Sequels & Solo: 6 bad films so far.
Score 4/10.
Time to say it was fun while it lasted but it is time to walk away.
It is over.
Sad, but once again, something great has been ruined.

This whole premise is retarded as literally they took over the Empire in 6 and somehow never built a fleet. Then these first order guys sit on some fucking asteroids and build this huge fleet. Its almost like they have no story and it was pure propaganda.

>Disney movies in 2019
>Toy Story 4
>Frozen 2
>Star Wars IX (directed by Jew Jew Abrams)
>Lion King (live action remake)
>Aladdin (live action remake)
>Captain Marvel
>Aquaman
Utter shit.

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I’m watching it and I’m watching Star Wars Resistance.

Because I honestly want to see how the libtards justify a paramilitary state-funded milita attacking one that’s entirely organic. I’m not watching this for storytelling or entertainment. I want to analyze how the Left justifies authoritarian-aligned militants launching preemptive strikes on independent movements.

And that’s what the First Order is: an independent movement of Empire culturalists. Right up until they attack that village and blow up the Republic seat of power in episode 7, before we learn they kidnapped Finn and made him a stormtrooper (like how the Jedi used to take
Force sensitive infants and make them Jedi btw) the First Order is nothing but a bunch of armed people practicing wrong think.

see

it has been dead for so long you have to be a really retrograde to find it appealing at all.

bet it had something to do with rewriting the story to better fit with (((current events)))

What they're saying is it's not a trilogy, it's a series forever featuring the exploits of MaRey Sue, Where D'White Women At., Bugman, and Rose Token.
Star Wars fans will be subjected to greatest, strongest wahman of Star Wars until the franchise crashes...
With no survivors

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>Its almost like they have no story and it was pure propaganda.

The word your looking for is "soulless cashgrab"

Social programming.
"Inception" was a documentary.
Jewish Hollywood is creating pro-rebelliousness narratives, which teach young kids an anti-national narrative.

The books explain it. Building a fleet means the Empire was right and your enemies win, so they decentralize.

>>Aquaman
That's DC/Warner Brothers (and 2018)

This is like Trudeau's if you kill your enemy he wins. The whole premise also just shows the empire was right.

Why the fuck aren't you excited for Frozen 2? I saw the original 7 times in the cinema.

this. The Jew is mobilising their Afro-Communist deracianated goyim legions to slaughter the European Kulaks, worldwide.

I find it interesting that they are glamorizing the Storm Troopers so much. Look at this picture alone....cute ones with ears, poster, 2 statues. Not a lot of "good guys" aside from BB8 are even marketed in any real way. The new movies have no hero that everyone loves so they're pushing faceless troopers and a droid.

>Rogue One is possibly best SW film ever.
You sicken me.

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Now that could have been something...after the RotJ victory an element within the Resistance rises up, breaks off, and creates the First Order.
The virtuous revolutionaries become corrupted by their access to power and need to be overthrown themselves.
That would have made a better Force Awakens.

Didn't they already do that movie? What's the obsession with the rise of commie scum who want to fuck aliens and stuff?

>canon
It's all fiction you vapid idiot.

Is that Jen Lawerence wearing Mystique makeup again? Has her influence waned to the point that she just has to do her job now that Papa Weinstein has been exposed as a gigantic creep?

>When you see it.

first thing that came to mind before the starwars stuff

But that implies diverse democracy is bad and homogeneous societies are good.

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The resistance was essentially destroyed in The Last Jedi because of Rian “Fuck Star Wars” Johnson. How will this be justified?

The funniest part about that is the REASON that the Empire started building a fleet in the first place was because the sith were aware of an enemy with the ability to travel between galaxies that had been systematically destroying every galaxy they arrived at and the Empire was trying to prepare their galaxy to be able to defend itself. The whole reason that the empire and the repoublic were at war was because the empire was taxing all the systems under its control and enforcing a no militarization policy. The empire was forced to built its forces in the systems not under republic control and then the republic started trying to take more systems.

tldr; the republic was a kike taxation and pacification scheme and the empire was trying to prepare for an existential threat for the good of the entire galaxy.

>was because the empire was taxing
I meant the republic was taxing

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the empire WAS right. wookies should be slaves. twi'leks should be sex slaves and house niggers, and the yuzan vong (space chinks) are faggots.

I love RLM so much.

Shouldn't it be called rise of the republic I mean they are the establish power and the imperials are like a renegade faction.

tinfoil out

Tbh I never liked the yuuzhan vong as an enemy. The books were decent, but I always felt the vong felt too contrived.

Literally don't care about nuwars, I don't care about oldwars or prequelwars either. Disney can destroy their IP or make good movies, I won't be watching.

I wonder if they will ever make a movie that vindicates the empire, its already canon in the lore. The movies never mention the Yuuzhan Vong War or what happened after the republic "won". The empire was 100% correct while the republic was a bunch of dumb self-centered space kikes obsessed with money and space liberalism. I bet my livers that thy will NEVER make a movie of the Yuuzhan Vong War, because it shows the whole picture, and how the empire was correct and the repubic were a bunch of idiotic retards who basicaly doomed the galaxy. Later on it was even revealed that the death star was never meant to be used on planets, the whole reason it was built was to deal with Yuuzhan Vong world-ships.

Okay, thanks for not contributing to the thread in any way with your blog post

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That can’t be the name of the new movie. Please tell me this isn’t Episode IX. Fucking done.

Post feet.

rogue one was blatant anti usa propaganda. setting aside the references to the death star as a weapon of mass destruction
theres a scene in a desert city which looks like some generic city in iraq or whatever
the storm troopers are rolling around in tanks which look like the usa m1 abrams
the rebels do a suicide bombing attack on this m1 abrams lookalike
so in star wars r1 the bad guys were dressed up like the us military and the good guys used terrorist tactics

tl;dr so according to disney the usa = bad and isis = good

Lolifags are first against the wall, Paddy.

I wonder...

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Good think I'm not a lolifag then, Cheng

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I really doubt Lucas thought that far ahead. Its mostly just anime weebs and nerds who have boner for fascism that made those parts.

OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!

Did you hear how Disney pretty much slapped that guy who made those in the face?
They guy obviously wasnt making any money on the show but Disney went in and claimed it and got revenue from it. As much money as those fucking jews make they had to get the 30k or 40k from that video too. Which is seriously less than pennies to them.

It's pretty dirty, but expected from jew niggers.

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this. Obviously Lucas is on the side of the jews. His entire universe is basically antifa screeching...Look at Indiana Jones. The entire series is anti-nazi shit. Lucas even made that awful tuskegee airmen nigger shit. He's fully on board with the kike agenda, and I'm pretty sure his daughter is half-kike.

I hope you like XY chromosomes.

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they released their copyright claim after a massive uproar from fans. its back up ad free now.

Rebel Alliance is all shitskins.

Best grill

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Empire represents Nazis, Rebels are the Jew order. I mean Jedi.

It was never about money. Disney would have spent a billion in legal fees to make it clear they own SW and everyone has to go through them.

Isn't there an expanation as to why jews always imagine themselves to have superpowers? Like they're always picturing themselves as these geeks that stand up for the liddle niggerz, and turn out to have supernatural abilities. Every marvel movie is like this and DC. It's all jews getting boners for themselves.

Watching them perform these kind of narrative gymnastics is pretty much the only mainstream entertainment atm

>see most recent star wars movie with GF
>even she, a liberal, was pissed about paying money to see a robot bitching about equal rights

I'm not seeing this this I'm just mad they ruined it. The second it was announced, it was like they announced they were going to ruin the origin story of the resistance. 0% chance of it not being shit

inferiority complex runs through all jewish psychology. the jewish pulp novel Portnoy's Complaints is the most candid example of this.

the dude DID go through them. he followed all the rules they laid out for him from the very start. he got their permission and didn't try to crowd fund for it or monetize it. then it got six gorrillion views and some jew decided they just couldn't resist. then people made a huge stink and some other jew slapped down the first jew and released the copyright claim because it was making them look like even bigger assholes than they already did.

I still can't figure out the current political situation in the Sequels.
In the OT, it was clear that the ruling government was the Empire until the Empire was destroyed by the Rebels.
In the Prequels, it was clear that the ruling government was the Republic which then got replace by the Empire.
In the Sequels... well, apparently nobody is really sure.

The First Order has all the resources and manpower but acts like they are trying to seize control from "the Resistance."
The Resistance has all the elements that belonged to the Rebels in the OT, but they appear to have almost no resources or manpower.
Coruscant was blown up in VII so it's possible that there is no current ruling party, but nobody really reacted to it when it happened. Could you imagine a movie taking place in America where Washington DC was nuked and destroyed but no characters seemed to care?

Who's fighting who? Who supports what? What's at stake? Why is the Resistance so undermanned when they are fighting against world-destroying madmen?
Who could possibly care?

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It's just lazy writing.

Even foreign fiction stories that were intentionally made to challenge the notion that the hero needs to be a chosen one who was luckily given special powers end up eventually saying that the hero is the reincarnation of a god.

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But we’ll always have (((Watto)))

>Could you imagine a movie taking place in America where Washington DC was nuked and destroyed but no characters seemed to care?
you mean aside from people popping champagne before getting on with life?
and apparently it wasn't coruscant just some other planet. who knows tho the writers didn't create a story arc for the whole thing each movie has just been them flying by the seat of their pants

It's something like after EP6 Republic decided to completely demilitarise to avoid another war happening again and the Resistance basically refused to demilitarise. The First Order then came along with a massive fleet and a Turbo Death Star out of nowhere because who needs to have those details fleshed out, and used their Turbo Death Star to blow up ALL (read like 5) Republic planets. Then sometime between EP7 and EP8, despite losing their Turbo Death Star, The First Order grew in power and nearly entirely defeated the Resistance off screen just because Johnson wanted to have another EP5 or some shit like that. It's all fucking lazy and retarded

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My friend, you've already put more thought into the setting than the actual movie producers.
Their thought process was:
>Got to have lightsabers
>Got to have Xwings
>Got to have the good guys as underdogs
>Got to have the Millenium Falcon
aka "Got to have things we know"
Then they said "uh, how do we do this?"
and they said "hmm, how about like the last 30 years the Republic was completely ineffectual? We can reverse the entire momemtum in about 5 minutes of screentime and then put our ragtag group of heroes back at the bottom punching up again!"
>Then they clapped

"Fuck Blumpf!"

Seriously, that's the message that will be shoehorned into this shit.

so what you're saying is the sequels represents actual earth as it currently stands. Jewish NATO and kiked Saudis fighting fake proxy wars with jewish russian oligarchs in order to prop up the military industrial compex? Sort of galactic military industrial complex in the movie?

>the nose looming above all
It's like they're not even trying to hide it anymore.

i bet the villian wears a blonde coiffure wig or is orange or something.

That’s what the modern Left keeps tripping over: how do you portray yourself as the underdog when you are backed by the system?

The Republic runs the galaxy but oh-no there’s a bunch of LARPers with scary costumes and not-Sith running around kicking puppies. Quick, assemble a group of good guys to counter them.

But the good guys have to be underfunded and few number, because a galaxy-wide government could draft up an army and roll over them in a week.

Plot-twist: the LARPers somehow built a bigger and more powerful super weapon than the previous galaxy government managed to. And they just wiped out the current one. And they’ve got a fuck-huge fleet of fuck-huge ships...somehow.

But who cares? Now the good guys are the underdogs and we can cheer as they blow up the LARPers.

Our future society...help us.

They want you to name your kid kylo (kill.your.loved.ones) as this abomination trillogy concludes what anakin started when they ushered in a horseman of death.