Mike Welcomes new members. Personally thanks Gillette
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The jews are quick to take advantage of fucking normies.
>herr derr everyone GIVE YOUR MONEY TO UNILEVER they don't try to push propaganda onto us
FUCK GILLETTE AND FUCK GLOBALISTS
Are Gillette for or against the faggot in my pic who sings about them (and sponsored him)?
He is a pretty 'toxic male'.
Dollar shave club is owned by kikes
>Dollar Shave Club
>Has a homosexual couple in their ads
Just use a straight razor, or a safety razor if you're too scared you'll slit your throat.
From jews operating through poo in loo land to jews operating online and catering to hipsters.
Boy those jews sure learned a lesson.
>imagine being this fragile
whats the best saftey razor to get?
>Unilever
ahh shit
i don't care anyway, i don't (((shave)))
i just use a beard trimmer about every 2 weeks
trim it down to 0.4mm
then i don't care for 2 weeks
rinse and repeat
no ongoing costs, the trimmer was a one-off £25
lasted years so far, no problem
just oil the blades once every few months
>D OMEGALUL C
When did the left adopt the word "woke"?
Last time I heard it was a right wing thing. In fact its kinda like how Donald made the term Fake News and used it against CNN and now its just constantly used by CNN against Donald and right wingers.
When did this shit start happening?
moving from one jewish company to another one.
WOW
So when kikes fight each other we don’t win?
Kiddo...I...can’t help you.
Isn't dollar shave club a Jew run company that only hires Jews?
I bought a panasonic electric razor. It's the last razor I'll need to trim my beard.
Threadly reminder to leftist newfags, boycotting people who want you to go extinct is not "being triggered."
Being triggered is breaking down into hysterical tears and literally shaking, or resorting to physical violence and doxxing because someone said something you don't like.
Boycotting a company who has made it clear they don't want you as a customer is logical.
Dollar Shave Club uses rebranded Dorco razors that can be purchased on Amazon.
This. Also they just buy Dorco blades and rebrand them with a markup. You can order direct from Dorco and get them even cheaper, without the subscription kikery.
dollar shave club is owned by JEWS...
Merkur is a good safety razor. As for the blades it's best to get a variety pack off Amazon and try them all. What works for one guy won't necessarily work for you so try them all until you find the one that's right for you.
Is Youtube buggy or maybe it's even intentional but I just checked the Gillette vid to see the dislike amount today and it changed my dislike to a like from the previous days.
Dollar Shave Club Promotes Homosexual race mixing. Where's the ad, saw it before. They're as liberal as it gets.
they used it unironically
then we started making fun of them using it ironically
then they too sort of started using it ironically, in much the same way we use 'based and redpilled' - like we mean it but we're also exaggerating it for the lulz
They never sponsored him so probably against
THE TWO TIME CHEATER
it is so fucking easy to do a good commercial these days, even with trannies
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and actually make brand
and then there's the
> fuck you pieces of shit we don't need you and we hope you die
gillette commercial
remember, girls: don't let anyone stop you from being a cunt
As if dollar shave club is any less cucked, let’s be honest.
Just buy a straight edge razor and be done with this shit.
What razor brand is not run by kikes?
:^) no goy, you actually liked it
>buggy
That's what money gets you.
>Changing your spending habits is being triggered.
Nice try (((P&G))).
>TFW ordered a double edge safety earlier this week, but it hasn't shipped
>Giving the money to a jewish company instead of another jewish company
good job, you all retards
this
is pretty bad, but the tone and finger pointing is everything
you don't spit in the face of your customer and leave unscathed
Barbasol is Christian owned, and they make razors now. Dorco is Korean.
I don’t consider it fragile to cease purchasing products that don’t represent your own interests. That’s just smart business. It’s not really analogous to a lefty snowflake being triggered by wrong pronouns such as the “ma’am” at the GameStop.
that's just the judaism kicking in
but I dont remember them using the term Woke in a mainstream, popular sense as these people are doing. They're unironically calling this "Woke advertising" even though its arguably "going with the flow" of the perceived majority, styled ad.
The only ad that I know of that could be considered "woke"-tier is that one apple ad where the check smashes the TV.
Found it
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THIS IS HOW BASED DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB IS
Didn't dollar shave club get bought out by unilever? A branch of P&G?
Dollar Shave Club and Harrys are equally as anti-male as Gillette.
If you really need cartridge razors, as opposed to saving money long-term through safety razors, then go Feather or DORCO.
I love how dollar shave club is still hilariously overpriced compared to just buying disposable or straight-edge razors and yet gets shilled everywhere.
A pack of disposable razors lasts me a year or two.
And Feather is Japanese.
I use my grandfathers old gillette, Buy one ebay, they arent too expensive
the right wing equivalent of this would be making an advertisement about how niggers need to act like humans and women need to get back in he kitchen. you think they wouldnt literally spontanously combust if faced with even one right wing commercial?
It is the ad above. Glad I do not shave.
Rather have one with a tranny than that bullshit Gillete came with..
I prefer this one.
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And some of their watches look pretty slick, but I'll probably stick to one of the bracelet, my GF wants to buy me one for a while
They didn't delete them, they just changed them to Likes because it's easier to play with people's memory.
just buy a traisght edge razor and shave like a man you cucks
this type of shave rewards patience and a steady hand, not like the cuck gillete 5 blade turbo razors that irritate and filter in estrogens and onions into your bloodstream
free yourselves!
I use a jaguar.
Nothing to fancy, the blades can be replaced, 15 for 20 euro's I think, bought them 2 years ago.
I think replacable blades are a whole lot easier than sharpening
Trim your neck at least every other day you wino looking puke. Goddamn it Abdhul, you want to get white pussy or not?
I've been a Mach 3 user for 18 years. Gillette will never have me as a customer again. I don't know about Dollar Shave Club, but I'm definitely switching to another brand.
Can confirm. Own a merkur and it's my backup to a very solid, heavy metal safety razor. I bought discount safety razors off amazon, $5 for 500, and have yet to cut myself. The shave is WAY smoother than any Mach 3.
BACK TO BACK
TWO TIME WIFE
Beaner or Hapa detected.
You faggots need to get yourselves a safety razor. Doesn't need to be the one in the pic, pick your own brand if you want. Then you can buy literally 2 years worth of razors for like 8 bucks.
>going from one jew to the next
of course Jow Forums is this stupid
Fuck that was a good video.
>unilever? A branch of P&G?
unilever is not a branch of P&G they are their main competitor
probably also owned by Social Justice pushing Jews
I wasn't aware Feather made cartridge blades but I looked them up. They're a bit of a pain to get but people seem to swear by them. Neat.
Founders of Harrys.
>tranny
It's a video full of dudes. One of these dudes happens to be a transvestite, but the message is still clear: he's still a dude and dudes need to shave, even if they are a bit weird.
>leftist use major corporations to subvert nation against males of your race
fucking snowflake you guys just can’t handle anything!!!!
Any suggestions or links to buy from?
Patriots play in a cuck stadium. Fuck the New England Patriots and their SJW stadium.
i look better with stubble anyway
and also my facial hair grows very slowly so after 2 weeks it isn't as long as you'd imagine
it just feels good making a one-off purchase and not having (((ongoing costs)))
I can’t shave or my face looks fat
>shaving in 2019
They look, dare I say...
Very funny actually, except for the promotion of hiring non-americans.
My dad bought me one of these. Fucking amazing to say the least, never going back to regular razors.
Then your face IS fat
Hit the gym lardass.
If you're going to go the safety razor route be careful where you shop, a lot of the places that sell that stuff are run by faggot hipsters. Get them on Amazon or buy direct. Also get a "sample pack" of the blades to figure out which one works for you.
Keep in mind you need to take your time using them, chances are you're going to cut up your face until you figure out how to use it. Personally I didn't care for using one and went back to cartridges, but some people love safety razors. I'd suggest trying out the cheaper items before going full retard and getting fancy lather brushes and elegant shave handles because there's a decent chance you won't like a DE razor.
Don't buy into the single edge meme, those things are for professional barbers and take significant skill to use.
Dollar shave club supports the same shit. Look at their fucking site retard.
You guys shilling for straight razors do realize that hipsters are the ones who buy that shit right? Gillette certainly does not understand this or they woulda kept their mouths shut.
If you are below the age of 40 you buy a trimmer for longer hair, one of pic related for closer cuts, and a comb. That's it. Anything else requires too much investment and upkeep for men who got shit to do. Quit trying to larp like you are old school. It's different for your grandpa because he had that blade long before you started pampering yourself in-front of the mirror like a fanook with your fucking 'I'm a big boy now' shave kit.
Now, if you want to enjoy the luxury of a hot shave with a proper blade done by a professional, that's a different story. Either way, you are still a fag.
I was joking that "you actually liked it" when you didn't because manipulation is easier
I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Doc is a fucking Cuck so I'm sure he runs their ads every 3 1/2mins
they are trekkies lmao
>You guys shilling for straight razors
A safety razor isn't a straight razor.
You really have to know what you're doing to use a straight razor.
Or, y'know, you could just join the actual Club and not bother shaving like the emasculated faggots
This is all about emasculation if you didn't realise. And Islam is the only religion on Planet Earth standing up against feminisation of men. All the rest of you are cucked, Cuckstians, Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, pagans, all are cucked by their women and will lose.
Our thots are so well kept in line that they flee to your faggot countries because they know they won't need to fear the pimp hand there.
A lot of new-age types promote the coming of Venus and return of the goddess feminine energy.
>he uses beauty products
Are you some kind of girl?
just wash your face with water like a man jesus christ
i'm ashamed to check this
EXACTLY
>please help corporations
What did he mean by this?
maybe this is true
Look at lions
Male lions don't shave
They don't go out of their way to groom themselves to look like females
They embrace their extra hair
Why shouldn't we?
>people actually buy cheap shit razors in 2019
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE NEWFAGS
>opens with a man using the product and shaving off his beard
Holy shit, revolutionary
Gillette says men bad.
DSC says buy razors and shave.
only one of these ads is marketing the other is propoganda.
Kek. Check 'em... It's a Patrick Bateman quote btw
This, straight razors are the fedora of shaving.
Get a safety razor, cheap Derby or Feather blades, a decent badger and shaving soap. It's ultra cheap and durable.
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