/ptg/ President Trump General - Biff Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/ActDefSec Shanahan @Pentagon on Missile Defense Review 1/17/19
dvidshub.net/video/655009/
>VASec Wilkie TownHall on State of VA 1/17/19
youtu.be/Spn8tFEgAKw
>VASec Wilkie on FoxNews 1/17/19
youtu.be/4JVcimKbgW8
>Nancy Gets Grounded 1/17/19
youtu.be/vch3NUBqdAo
>VP Pence/SoS Pompeo @Global Chiefs Of Mission Conf 1/16/19
dvidshub.net/video/654742/
>ActAG Whitaker @Heritage Found on Religious Freedom 1/16/19
c-span.org/video/?457003-1/
>HHSSec Azar on FBN 1/16/19
youtu.be/cM_8T80PPXs
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 1/16/19
youtu.be/ut8gsYMMhrI
>PressSec Sarah outside WH 1/16/19
c-span.org/video/?457026-1/
>ActDefSec Shanahan welcomes Japan DM Iwaya 1/16/19
dvidshub.net/video/654865/
>EPAAdm Wheeler Confirmation Hearing 1/16/19
c-span.org/video/?456889-1/
>AG Nominee Barr Confirmation Hearing Day 2 1/16/19
youtu.be/B0fgI_SXxfw
>Lara Trump on Hannity 1/16/19
youtu.be/iZXEar1PGrc
>CEAChair Hassett on FBN 1/15/19
youtu.be/AGDwBOlwsNw
youtu.be/Xf0FiONEcJ0
>WHStratCommDir Schlapp on FBN 1/15/19
youtu.be/PGUpKqniiEg
>WHStratCommDir Schlapp outside WH 1/15/19
c-span.org/video/?456999-1/
>AG Nominee Barr Confirmation Hearing 1/15/19
c-span.org/event/?456626/
>GOPAd: Just Ask Democrats 1/15/19
youtu.be/ZDOQdYXwmC0
>WHVideo: Pres Trump Welcomes Clemson Tigers to WH 1/15/19
youtu.be/73_lXz0ukO4

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Tick Tock Grumpfies.

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MAGA

Maybe we can scare the Mexicans away.

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Okay, this is epic.

The perspective in this is terrible. The left can't draw.

>305

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>Why am I watching the British Parliament?


ANSWER ME!

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I apologize on behalf of Toronto.

Wouldn’t this mean he’s about to kill himself by hitting Trump’s limo head on?

>THE SUPER BOWL IS CANCELLED DUE TO SECURITY CONCERNS AND THE TRUMP SHUTDOWN.

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>Buzzfeed
>News
>"serious people" in 2019 unironically think the website for "Top 13 Best Things We Love About 90s Cartoons. You Won't Believe Number 8" articles is serious political reporting
>mfw

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that's good stuff for kikebook boomers

So any news on the buzzfeed thing?

Mueller is the one who looks scared in this pic.

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>the collusion isn't re-

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>apologies to Gary Larson
Because they didn't copy his style or wit at all?

The British House of Commons is Jow Forums in 3d with audio, more bullying, and even more unironic antisemitism.

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love how they think the house of representatives has any sort of power to cancel the super bowl

My God, what was number 8?!

Fight me, Oakes park FAGGOT

hear-hear hear-hear

ORDEEEEEEEERRRRRR
PRIME MINISTEEEEEERRRR
MISTERRR CORBYNNNNN
pretty much that's why

days like these are the ones where i envy medieval peasants
at least they didn't have to witness this kind of stupidity

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I use to be on the trump train. But this bombshell report from buzzfeed is seriously concerning. Its written by Pulitzer winning journalists, they wouldnt like about that kind of stuff. I think its time we accept trump was wrong and remove him from office. Then we can make america great again for real this time.

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Because now Larson is lumped in with that shit-drawing "cartoonist"

>still trying to cover for perkins coie
:3

oh my god, this pic says more than facts ever could


Also, I'm blocking your ID for the thread and suggest everyone else do too since you're shilling

I remember when Glen Beck used to make charts like that on chalkboards and lefties used to laugh at him. Now you're on the same side.

>But this bombshell report from buzzfeed
said nobody ever
>they wouldnt like about that kind of stuff.
they already did though, see: dossier

>what was number 8?!
power-bottoming for your friend while you both watched Captain Planet and apologized for polluting Mother Gaia.

Why is Mueller scared is Trump going in reverse?

thanks m8
Trump did even say on Infowars during the campaign
>give me one, maybe two, years to settle in, and then i think you'll be happy and impressed with the results
maybe I should have been more patient with him
I don't like him being so anti-Iran, Iran has done nothing to me, is clearly only trying to portect itself from 'liberation' of the sorts its neighbours have been recipients of. i don't like the scrapping of the deal and the harsh new sanctions (we criticise Albright and Clinton for saying 500k dead Iraqi children was worth it to weaken Iraq, yet the sanctions on Iran are doing the same thing to their children, they can't get the meds they need). but if he stops short of war that's the main thing. And if he really does pull the troops from Syria and some from Afgh, that's a very good signal that war with Iran is off the table, because you'd want as many troops in the region of Iran as possible. So I think I'll give him a pass on this area for now.
Obama appointed Hillary as SoS to prevent the Clintons form stabbing him in the back during his first term, because they were still butthurt at him beating them. Perhaps that is why Trump has these swamp creatures in his admin - because if they didn't have a stake, if they were totally left outside, then they'd just be hurling proverbial bombs at his presidency in the media, as if he doesn't already have so much flak coming his way constantly. Give Bolton etc false hope to neautralise them for a while.

Yeah I think seeing Brexit come under such attack has probably also made me appreciate Trump again. We really should stand together. Both Brexit + Trump have really triggered THEM. We should protect each other. No other country in the world has followed our lead since. (Maybe Italy, arugably.) If they manage to cancel Brexit or remove Trump from office, I'll be mad as hell.

Huge white pill thx

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If President Trump is the best negotiator and the best deal maker then why can't he make a deal?

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What the fuck is wrong with this car
Also trump is the fucking president he doesn’t drive retard

what happened to all the buzzfeed shitposting?
did it happen to be retarded bullshit like usual?

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>Oy vey, time to walk away!

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i've seen some cartoonists say "writing a single panel comic = far side reference"
there was more to the far side than his ability to write brief jokes that needed only a single panel. pic related is a single panel comic with far side-esque humor

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Why is the rear view mirror on the back of the car?

>did it happen to be retarded bullshit like usual?

Yes.

Now show me the one with Clinton.

Yes

i think this is it so far

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A deal WILL be made.
Whether or not the dems are left standing when it's made is the only question.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WALLS DON'T WORK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TRUMP FAGS BTFO

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make babbies

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fag

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I hope Putin nuke Israhell

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Amazing how fast the smelly vagania March aka women's March is crumbling

>objects in mirror are closer than they appear
Yeah, on the passanger side mirror. Driver side is accurate in distance.
Fuck the left is retarded

What kind?

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Also, British politics are fucking depressing. Nothing ever happens.

SAY GOODBYE TO BLUMPHIE, TRUMPKINS!


HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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the Left has been tearing itself apart since Bernie cucked to Hillary

>screaming about da papists during ACB hearings because ORANGE MAN BAD
>canceling a Patriots super bowl because ORANGE MAN BAD
Red Massachusetts here we go~!

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They might have admitted they're sources weren't reliable

I think anyone can agree killing millions of babies is wrong.

Pssst
We don’t want to make a deal we want democrats to starve

This. I am also a former Trump voter
But seriously, we can't let Trump get the nuclear codes.

But user, buzzfeed and buzzfeed news are tots different.

>wake up
>buzzfeed bombshell already falling apart
It's all so tiresome.

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>Trump has been asking for money for seismic sensors to prevent this exact issue
>ORANGE MAN BAD
Get some new material.

i am doing my part to improve the world by never furthering my lineage
i'm not asking to be called a hero, but i am saying i pretty much am one

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So instead of digging for hours, we should just let them walk right over?

>screaming about da papists during ACB hearings because ORANGE MAN BAD
I remember Kennedy saying something about that during the hearing. What happened?

Based and super comfy rally. :-)

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Arguments against the wall are arguments FOR just shooting them

Page 43

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Fake and gay

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Shills filtering back in from lunch break. I wonder if they'll get to clock out early, as they usually do on Friday's.

Finally. When?

my siblings had a lot of kids. kinda like a free pass.

>patriots

Where's the article that tells us they just dig a dog-sized hole below a crack in a rusty-old fence?

Larson has always been my favorite for comics

Gib girl to impregnate

Dianne Feinstein complained about ACB not just being Catholic but having the nerve to actually believe. "The dogma (((echoes loudly))) within you" was the exact phrase.

You're absolutely right! Dear me, how could I have been so careless?

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Officially voting Gary Johnson in 2020 after hearing what Trump did.

>Tfw no nuclear powered motion sensing railguns along the wall

>Dig through inferior and obsolete fence with help and without technology, manpower, and superior barrier designs
Sounds like we really do need comprehensive border security with multiple facets

it's not my authentic super genes, but close enough.

>try to cross the fence

>get caught

US GAMERS ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY
WE WERE TOO BUSY MASTURBATING TO OVERWATCH CHARACTERS AND POSTING THE N WORD ONLINE AND COULDNT HANDLE A REAL WOMAN WITH CURVES AND NOW WE'RE GETTING EPICLY PWNT BY PULITZER PRIZE WINNING JOURNALISTS WITH HUGE DICKS

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal is good but he doesn't do single panels that often

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Railguns are expensive, .50BMG is cheap.
>DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

>Perhaps that is why Trump has these swamp creatures in his admin - because if they didn't have a stake, if they were totally left outside, then they'd just be hurling proverbial bombs at his presidency in the media, as if he doesn't already have so much flak coming his way constantly. Give Bolton etc false hope to neautralise them for a while


Laws of power
An enemy will have a lot to prove when he expects nothing and is given the world
A friend will stab you in the back as soon as he can manage the fallout

Had anyone watched the Obama biopic?

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you'd think these retards would be upset at "leakers" for potentially compromising muellers case....

WHITE!
Go to DC. Plenty of trad pussy to pump 5 children into.

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Cool, now do an israel one. And a Canada one for fun.

You know they will never say that is what they did.

>Cool, now do an israel one
SHUT

You deserve another Matoi.

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I can get one but then I've got two hours of meetings.

I love this images cobbled together by the intellect equivalent of an 10 year old.

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