Brit/pol/: Consumerist Dystopia Edition

because old people were native brits. Young people are pakis, poo's, africans, and poles.

If you talk twice as much bollocks expect to be interrupted twice as much.

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OOORRRRRDDDERRR ORRRDDEEEERR

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next bread image pls
you saucy cunts

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Depends how often you plan on going out to Africa. A combination of you going out once a year and your white skin colour would be enough to stop any fraud. I wouldn't recommend Uganda full stop tbqhwy, it's not got the best long term future ahead of it.

I do complain about how narrow some high streets are sometimes but my goodness, it could be so much worse.

I'm not sure what you see in that image, but do you know what I see?

Freedom.

*fails to get into a house all his predecessors did at a time the tories desperately need more lord's votes*

Hey look its Missouri hahahah

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>Depends how often you plan on going out to Africa.
What if I wanted to live and grow crops out there? Would I be ok?!

>wouldn't recommend Uganda full stop tbqhwy, it's not got the best long term future ahead of it.
:( Why?

did someone just delete the extact same post? this is getting weird

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Fucking kek, new andrex ads

>this poor young pajitess grew up without a toilet, buy our shitroll and help fund bogs for pakis

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not seen it happening myself

who wants a spot of tubby custard?

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chinks closing in
no sign of the refugees pouring in stopping
Average age 16
shitty dictatorship

>What if I wanted to live and grow crops out there? Would I be ok?!
If you wanted to live then you'd be fine. You'd be more than fine in fact. All the people out in the sticks get excited when they see me because they think I'm white which always amuses me.

All I see is oligopolies tbqh

from my mum and me, no

She’s just efficient like the terminator

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your mum loves a bit of tubba cuzza

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purely a myth like santa claus

shut it paki larping nonce
consecrated fact mate
stop being a nonce apologist

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post brave and strong Anglo warriors

>pic relented John Chard, who commanded a small British garrison of 139 soldiers that successfully repulsed an assault by some 3,000 to 4,000 Zulu warriors.

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>playing the race card
begs the question, was she interrupted because she is a stupid woman saying stupid shit, or was she interrupted because she is a stupid curry nigger saying stupid shit.

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>someone watched the entire programme again and autistically counted how many words each person spoke

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Eddie ded or just hiding?

Eddie Eddie Eddie

there you see now nothing happens

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>chinks closing in
They will be fucked within a decade. Once African countries start kicking them out China will start to starve to death.

>no sign of the refugees pouring in stopping
>Average age 16
>shitty dictatorship
Sounds like a mining company is about to start a war there.

>If you wanted to live then you'd be fine. You'd be more than fine in fact
Nice. So roughly how much is it an acre out there?

>All the people out in the sticks get excited when they see me because they think I'm white which always amuses me.
Well to them you are

based

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Jack Churchill
Mad Mike Hoare
Bernard Montgomery
Paddy Mayne

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Awaiting sentencing for noncery
dunno what you're trying to say desu
very pissed so if you're trying to make some clever point its gnna be wasted on me ngl

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eddie is a myth like the polar bear , you can say his name 3 times in a mirror and he will appear they say but it's not true.

actually i dare you to do it right now

Polar bears are a miracle of creation
eddie is an incesuous nonce
The two aren't comparable

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that fucking SAS bloke from last week, who was off duty in kenya when terrorists attacked and he ran back to his car, geared up and went to sort shit out

what a lad

>a myth like the polar bear

w h a t

>can't even buy toilet roll without funding a social justice agenda
We really have to rebuild and purge everything.

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I'm proud of the people of Britain
- the BBC weren't able to gerrymander THIS audience at least

>They will be fucked within a decade.
The chinks haven't even arrived in Uganda yet, but because of Geopolitics they already have ridiculous power.
Because the retarded Kenyans can't into running a railway the chinks have taken over that entirely. As well as that they recently sized the port in Mombasa, where most Ugandan imports/exports come from, because Kenya fell behind on their debt repayments. Looking at what caused Rhodesia to fall, being in the circumstance of the port owner making them do shit that was harmful to their country was the ultimate reason for it's demise.

>Sounds like a mining company is about to start a war there.
Don't think so, the (foreign) dictator is very comfortable in power and all the western rats like Shariah May love him.

>So roughly how much is it an acre out there?
Gonna be honest and say I have no idea what the situation is in countries you would want to move to, like Kenya and Botswana.

>Well to them you are
I'm perfectly aware I'm not kek. When I went out for the first time as an 8 year old boy I could not understand it.

>fighting to save blacks while your own country gets blacked
trulad

I felt it was more to do with her staggering incompetence and inability to provide a straight answer to any question...

i'm not saying polar bear three times

I'm watching The Crying Game, kek.

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Why are Brexiteers such liars?
express.co.uk/news/politics/1074524/brexit-news-remainer-billboards-liam-fox-jacob-rees-mogg-theresa-may-deal-latest

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>As well as that they recently sized the port in Mombasa, where most Ugandan imports/exports come from, because Kenya fell behind on their debt repayments.
Let me guess China now have a 99 year lease on the port??? Its amazing how many countries they are doing this to

>Looking at what caused Rhodesia to fall, being in the circumstance of the port owner making them do shit that was harmful to their country was the ultimate reason for it's demise.
What happened?

>Kenya and Botswana.
Actually not too sure. Is there some sort of Africa Rightmove where I can look at prices of property in different countries

>I'm perfectly aware I'm not kek
But you are mixed? So to them you are.

Yes, it should have been one of the easiest in history, but TM cucked it all up. Seriously threaten no deal and they'll beg.

Why is outer/pol/ Nazi larp such utter cringe

>Seriously threaten no deal and they'll beg
Imagine being this delusional.

What do you expect him to do storm the houses of parliament you absolute cock sleeve

إِنَّ فِي خَلْقِ السَّمَاوَاتِ وَالْأَرْضِ وَاخْتِلَافِ اللَّيْلِ وَالنَّهَارِ لَآيَاتٍ لِأُولِي الْأَلْبَابِ ۞ الَّذِينَ يَذْكُرُونَ اللهَ قِيَامًا وَقُعُودًا وَعَلَى جُنُوبِهِمْ وَيَتَفَكَّرُونَ فِي خَلْقِ السَّمَاوَاتِ وَالْأَرْضِ رَبَّنَا مَا خَلَقْتَ هَذَا بَاطِلًا سُبْحَانَكَ فَقِنَا عَذَابَ النَّارِ ۞ رَبَّنَا إِنَّكَ مَنْ تُدْخِلِ النَّارَ فَقَدْ أَخْزَيْتَهُ وَمَا لِلظَّالِمِينَ مِنْ أَنْصَارٍ ۞ رَبَّنَا إِنَّنَا سَمِعْنَا مُنَادِيًا يُنَادِي لِلْإِيمَانِ أَنْ آمِنُوا بِرَبِّكُمْ فَآمَنَّا رَبَّنَا فَاغْفِرْ لَنَا ذُنُوبَنَا وَكَفِّرْ عَنَّا سَيِّئَاتِنَا وَتَوَفَّنَا مَعَ الْأَبْرَارِ ۞ رَبَّنَا وَآتِنَا مَا وَعَدْتَنَا عَلَى رُسُلِكَ وَلَا تُخْزِنَا يَوْمَ الْقِيَامَةِ إِنَّكَ لَا تُخْلِفُ الْمِيعَادَ ۞ فَاسْتَجَابَ لَهُمْ رَبُّهُمْ أَنِّي لَا أُضِيعُ عَمَلَ عَامِلٍ مِنْكُمْ مِنْ ذَكَرٍ أَوْ أُنْثَى بَعْضُكُمْ مِنْ بَعْضٍ فَالَّذِينَ هَاجَرُوا وَأُخْرِجُوا مِنْ دِيَارِهِمْ وَأُوذُوا فِي سَبِيلِي وَقَاتَلُوا وَقُتِلُوا لَأُكَفِّرَنَّ عَنْهُمْ سَيِّئَاتِهِمْ وَلَأُدْخِلَنَّهُمْ جَنَّاتٍ تَجْرِي مِنْ تَحْتِهَا الْأَنْهَارُ ثَوَابًا مِنْ عِنْدِ اللهِ وَاللهُ عِنْدَهُ حُسْنُ الثَّوَابِ ۞ لَا يَغُرَّنَّكَ تَقَلُّبُ الَّذِينَ كَفَرُوا فِي الْبِلَادِ ۞ مَتَاعٌ قَلِيلٌ ثُمَّ مَأْوَاهُمْ جَهَنَّمُ وَبِئْسَ الْمِهَادُ ۞ لَكِنِ الَّذِينَ اتَّقَوْا رَبَّهُمْ لَهُمْ جَنَّاتٌ تَجْرِي مِنْ تَحْتِهَا الْأَنْهَارُ خَالِدِينَ فِيهَا نُزُلًا مِنْ عِنْدِ اللهِ وَمَا عِنْدَ اللهِ خَيْرٌ لِلْأَبْرَارِ ۞ وَإِنَّ مِنْ أَهْلِ الْكِتَابِ لَمَنْ يُؤْمِنُ بِاللهِ وَمَا أُنْزِلَ إِلَيْكُمْ وَمَا أُنْزِلَ إِلَيْهِمْ خَاشِعِينَ للهِ لَا يَشْتَرُونَ بِآيَاتِ اللهِ ثَمَنًا قَلِيلًا أُولَئِكَ لَهُمْ أَجْرُهُمْ عِنْدَ رَبِّهِمْ إِنَّ اللهَ سَرِيعُ الْحِسَابِ ۞ يَا أَيُّهَا الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا اصْبِرُوا وَصَابِرُوا وَرَابِطُوا وَاتَّقُوا اللهَ لَعَلَّكُمْ تُفْلِحُونَ". آل عمران لَا إِلَهَ إِلَّا اللهُ وَحْدَهُ لَا شَرِيكَ لَهُ، لَهُ الْمُلْكُ وَلَهُ الْحَمْدَ، وَهُوَ عَلَى كُلِّ شَيْءٍ قَدِيرٌ. سُبْحَانَ اللهِ، وَالْحَمْدُ للهِ، ولَا إِلَهَ إِلَّا اللهُ، وَاللهُ أَكْبَرُ، وَلَا حَوْلَ وَلَا قُ

>Its amazing how many countries they are doing this to
They know what they want, fair play to them, and whilst we wank away aid money self righteously they're building the next great empire.

>What happened?
South Africa bullied Rhodesia into signing the internal settlement by blocking important weapons deliveries amongst other things. Not satisfied with this, they also kicked the country crying and screaming into the Lancaster House Agreement.

>Is there some sort of Africa Rightmove where I can look at prices of property in different countries
No idea sorry

>But you are mixed? So to them you are.
yeah basically

>he Crying Game
what is it?

>tfw no English national anthemn

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Nazis had the right idea, prove me wrong

If the SAS dared to do anything in Britain you would countersignal them for bad optics.

A film that managed to include both the troubles and trannies

Daily reminder:
Enoch Powell and Margaret Thatcher would have gone balls deep "no deal" mode from the very beginning. Those two hated the EU.
Here's what he said when Thatcher stood alone(her cabinet were all pro EU) and lost in her plans to not integrate further into the EEC(EU's name at the time):

>The battle has been lost, but not the war. The fact abides that, outside the magic circle at the top, a deep rooted opposition has been disclosed in the UK to surrendering to others the right to make our laws, fix our taxes, or decide our policies. Running deep beneath the overlay of years of indifference is still the attachment of the British public to their tradition of democracy. Their resentment on learning that their own decisions can be overruled from outside remains as obstinate as ever,Thatcher has relit the flame of independence and what has happened once can happen again sooner or later those who aspire to govern will have to listen.

/ourguy/ we need men like him more than ever before. He saw the demographic replacement crisis coming and saw the anti EU referendum coming aswell.

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>tfw no English national anthemn gf
ftfy

>meme flag

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If you think taking on 3 superpowers at once is the right idea you're a spasticated noodle brain

>Not incorporating runes into your daily life
The utter state of you, mate

Some cunt parked their shitbox Corsa in my private parking spot and I had to pay for parking a five minute walk away.

Absolutely seething.

>we wank away aid money
Aid money are legal bribes. Our mining companies or civil engineering companies usually end up with some sort of contract out of it.

Anyway thanks for answering all my questions lad

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what getting gangbanged by everyone else relevant?

That too

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>Margaret Thatcher

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Freedom lads.

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You're welcome, good talking to you too

True American freedom died with the wild west prove me wrong

>tfw no Margaret Thatcher pm

Its a trannie

Watching seals vs zombies on syfy. Top cheese.

Ill take a bottle of talisker and an EBR

Neither the US or soviet union were superpowers. USA didn't even have a tank until late into the war.

>tfw Margaret Thatcher pm

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>hurr durr UK is a small insignificant island

fuck off

The Great Game

Shut up lol

maybe i did make a mistake

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What does burgers prefer most: SKS or AK?
i like SKS more

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I refuse to believe anyone actually thought it was a bird. My face straight away.

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The biggest deception is that we ever wanted a free trade deal. I voted to leave specifically to end global free trade.

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It's not about being small or insignificant. It's about your delusion in thinking a few BMW exports are more important than the entire European project to the EU or other major players like France and Germany. Wake up and smell the coffee. The EU doesn't want no-deal, but they won't make any concessions to avoid it either especially if they risk encouraging other EU countries to threaten to leave just so they can negotiate a special deal with the rest of the bloc.

>I voted to leave specifically to end global free trade.

yikes

Same.

No Deal puts the ball in our court. The EU is extremely fragile and us leaving may be what causes the collapse. They'll beg for a deal when we are negotiating under WTO terms.

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>comments on the new ian brown song are talking about jewish media control

What's going on with this reality?

You lads seen Alt Hype's latest vid BTFOing the poos?

>Facebook accused of ‘pumping out fake news’ after running adverts claiming endangered animals are threatened by Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/01/18/facebook-accused-pumping-fake-news-running-ads-claiming-endangered/

>How Remain group targeted millennials with Facebook warnings orang-utans and turtles will die if Brexit isn't stopped
telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/01/18/remain-group-targeted-millennials-facebook-warnings-orang-utans/

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So, is Brexit still happening? Is it getting delayed? Is a second referendum happening?