>A Canadian citizen in China has been sentenced to death after a court convicted him of drug smuggling on Monday, a move likely to further inflame tensions between Ottawa and Beijing.
There is so little food in Canada that Canadian nationals are immigrating to CHINA to eat! How fucked is their economy where literal communists eat better than their Socialist Utopia?
This proves Canadians are willing to sell drugs in foreign countries at the risk of death just to eat some ramen, how fuck pathetic and cucked can one country be?
>Canadians can only dream of eating as well as John Kasich, pic related
Based on the insane prices I'm seeing in these threads, how are Canadians even surviving? They must all be filthy rich, or starving
Colton Parker
filthy rich
Alexander Murphy
>how are Canadians even surviving? They aren't, that's kinda the whole point. Canadians are absolute paypigs to their groceryjew overlords. The only thing that comes close to being as cucked and pathetic is being a literal findom
Notice how the shills never post locations of their outrageous price tags, none of them is south of the Hudson Bay.
Jaxson Allen
lmao. This is quality.
Noah Torres
why the memeflag? take off the meme flag. i know you wont.
Bentley Jackson
Confirmed, here in Toronto, Downsview area, a snickers bar is now a luxury item. Everything has dramatically shifted here economically in Canada, the working class and middle class have to report to a government redistribution center to pick up their rice and water rations from Chinese real estate investors.
Only the incredibly wealthy are getting by, and can afford everyday conveniences you're all used to, like brand name soda and candy. What they do is they send out their security guards to go grocery shopping, and all the grocery stores have armed guards now, everything is heavily militarized. Obviously the rich people wont risk getting caught with incredibly expensive and desirable groceries.
The other thing I wanted to mention is the only way people are sort of getting by is by barter trading. But its pretty brutal stuff, like you gotta trade 5 ps4's for a box of candy bars, shit, some females are even trading sex and sucking dicks just for a Pepsi or Mars bar.
Lastly I wanted to mention that since eating chocolate bars has become an activity restricted to the wealthy, its taken on this entire extraordinary culture you cannot possibly imagine. Theres this entire chocolate bar couture movement thing thats happening, they eat their chocolate bars in the most fancy way possible to ironically make an economic statement about the state of Canada. Rich people are eating chocolate bars like a Mars bar with a knife and fork. I saw this with my own two eyes. They treat the chocolate bar like its some $1000 eclair, its madness