When will men get the respect they deserve?
Colorado man was #metoo'd while walking in the woods
Austin Wilson
Asher Lee
>when you trick a bunch of feminist cunts to look for a sexual predator in the woods so you can murder them at your leisure.
Evan Rivera
Sasquatch rape uprising has begun
Jonathan Taylor
Kevin Russell
He had to claim sasquatch because it's not politically correct to say a drugged out nigger was responsible
Alexander Lopez
Stupid sexy sasquatch.
Bentley Gutierrez
>jewgle it
>it's real
God, are you still out there?
Jason Smith
Mason Gomez
>colorado
Yeah this article, thread and whole state can go in the bin now. Anons, i wanna get out of colorado. Things here are too expensive like apartments. Any suggestions on places to go where its cheaper?
Jonathan Miller
Utah. The rapey Sasquatches there are Mormon and clean-shaven.
Jace Perez
Did this happen in South Park, Colorado?
Christian Davis
old "news
fuck off.
Noah Cooper
Well, I doubt squatch can tell the difference between human males and females.
Carson Allen
They can tell if you eat a meat heavy diet or are a vegan just by changes in scent. Of fucking course they can tell the difference. We differentiate based on scent as well, though we are far less cognizant of it.
Modern hygiene theory is total bullshit by the way. You will never smell more appealing to a woman than when you've just left the gym. Scrubbing yourself down with carcinogens is cuck shit.
Jason James
I grew up in Colorado.
I had sex with hairy sasquatches.
This was back before legal weed and california took over.
At least we grew up there when it was good and we have those memories bros, welove her but Colorado is a gonner.
Nathaniel Mitchell
Teach your sasquatches not to rape! Pick your side, furbeasts
Wyatt Bell
Its not too far and ive heard good things. Gotta dig out my old mtb. Ill look into it thanks bud
Hunter Collins
>hes coming right for us, jimbo!
Cameron Mitchell
IT'S SAMSQUATCH!
William Roberts
>tigers have an infrasound roar, able to paralyze prey from a distance, sow confusion, and make people uneasy
>tigers realize it's a weapon and use it AS a weapon
>US military already uses infrasound weapons (LRADs)
>now imagine a primate or near-human with that power
youtube.com
>reminder the FIRST chimpanzee bone OF ALL TIME was found in TWO THOUSAND AND FIVE (nature.com
>chimps are at least 1 million years old
>chimpanzee reaction time and short-term memory FAR exceeds that of humans
>they are able to memorize the position and order of a series of numbers after seeing it for HALF A SECOND. humans can't do this: youtube.com
>"bruh, but no one's gotten a picture of one XD don't exist"
when did you realize sasquatch was real? me? i was 1 second old.
Wyatt Gonzalez
robert crumb