WHY CAN'T MEXICANS STOP DROP AND ROLL?

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The US needs a firewall.

You can't outrun your pain, I know that too well now.

GH!

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digis confirm

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>they're as bad as those niggers stealing oil out of transformers
you mean copper?

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Frijoles fritos

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They steal the mineral oil out of transformers to cook with.

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ALL THIS YOUTUBE FOTAGE

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They say a giant frog was seen in the sky before the explosion.

they kind of deserved it desu

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>hundreds of people fucking around in a massive gasoline spill
>collecting buckets of gasoline

?????? did they just want free gas? lol

Pile it Higher and Higher
>light the match
>start the fire
Level this place util nothings left
and take us with it
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proof it was cut open?

mexicans are really that stupid
>risking their lives so they can fart around in giant trucks

the geyser of gasoline is a pretty good clue

it could just be a rupture.

It's like Burning Man suicides but we get the footage

Some said they broke the pipeline on purpose to steal it then sell.

Enter the usual mob running for free shit, one most likely lighting up a ciggie.

>it could just be a rupture.
more like the tribulation

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Meanwhile, people in my country are discussing taxing meat extra because "muh climate"

They don't just "rupture" midline. Joints...eh, maybe, not likely but plausible. It really doesn't matter, what matters is hoards of "adults" don't know that collecting run off from a petrol geyser is probably gonna end in me laughing my ass off at niggers that will never get to roof my house.

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Lmao i was just stealing gas essay... I was just jumping the border essay... The age of consent in mexico is 12 years old essay!

Dirty fuckin beans

Why do Americans call Petroleum gas?
It isn't even gaseous.

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Poorly maintained, perhaps, but it's not really a high pressure system and not that corrosive.

It'll want to flow through the pipes as that's the easiest way.

Gasoline? Idk lol

You've been...REFRIED

What do you know about it?

I steal your copper, your oil, and all your other shit.

because we use it to gas Australians

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It's a volatile liquid that turns to gas slowly in the presences of oxygen.

So, eh, it's a liquid and gas.

And you wonder why no one wants to sit next to you. Cause you smell like shit. Youll always be poor. Thats all you know. Smelling like shit and bein broke. Die.

because metric sucks

>PASSED

>TOO RETARDED TO GET PASSED
>GET PASSED

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Nobody really stop drops and rolls. Most people go into panic mode

Are these Mexicans filling opened buckets and sippy cups with fucking gasoline?

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i'm gonna ask a stupid question because i'm retard.... if you are on fire what kills you? does the fire burn the air out of your lungs and you suffocate or is it just overwhelming pain from the burning??

si. iss nice.
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Advice dog!!

>score free gasoline
>get 3rd degree burns

If the fire is sustained the heat causes your insides to react and stop functioning.
If the fire is put out, your skin is all burned away and since the fire is now gone it is one big wound ready to be infected by everything.

so you're saying you should continue to reignite yourself periodically to prevent infection?

Yes

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If you get caught in a house fire or something extreme enough its possible you will die from suffocation. If fire was all around you are you breathed it into your lungs as well you would be pretty fucked.

the best way to go desu. you just pass out quickly and don't have time to process the incredibly cool way you're going to die.

thanks bros.

Yeah I feel sorry for those dudes running around like the human torch. Painful way to go.

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they turned their burning clothes into a fucking blast furnace with all that running

>It's a volatile liquid that turns to gas slowly in the presences of goyim.

FIFY

You have no more right to the things that you own than do I. Therefore, you should either share with me or give me all your shit

Socialist

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Nice hotpants

why do I have care about strangers? I care about those I choose as is my right as a free man. My friends and family are my concern, not the hypothetical downtrodden

How do I increase my skin resistance to fire and heat?

asking for a friend

>Stop immigrating
>Drop latitudinal degrees
>Roll burritos

Why do I care about strangers? I don't. They used to be strangers...now they're just niggers, and criminals, and garbage. They are not strangers. They're problems. They reduce my quality of life. They fucking suck ass

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You have to get used to fire little by little to build up an immunity.
I recommend boiling yourself first.

are you actually retarded or just so angry in general you'll reply to anything

what are you on about?

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How would government imposed socialism be different than what I proposed: share with me or give me all your shit?

Run away baby
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he has that white-trash voice that every band had in the 2000's

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So whats the story behind this? A gasoline pipe burst and mexcans en mass are stealing petrol from the pipe? How damn stupid are these people? One spark and boom. OH WAIT IT DID!

They probably cut it open on purpose.

it's gasoline not petroleum, you fucking disgrace

They thought it was a border fence.

Run away from me, baby

> muh taxes bro
>pay for my house plox

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hot tamale.

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"I can't pay my bills'
1 hour later
"Me and my girlfriend went out to dinner last night and..."
>Makes $20K in one month
"it's a good start"

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>One spark and boom

They probably thought no one would be stupid enough to light a cigarette near a spewing fountain of gasoline. Too bad they were in Mexico.

Hahaha just pure gold, reminds me of this burning clip
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Petrol = gasoline in some cultures.

it's factually incorrect, and you are making us look bad.

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The pipe was broken on purpose. Entire rural towns are dedicated to steal fuel from the goverment. This was one of that kind. All these people probably wanted to resell the gas later

>tfw you are literally looking for this meme and someone post it.

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jeez achmed take it easy
(pit full of diseased pigs burning alive, if anyone's wondering)

It's usually worse than the other guys said. Usually (unless you're actually burned to a crisp in a closed space or something) you don't die right away and there are a few different ways it can happen.

If you get burns inside your throat and lungs, they swell up after an hour or two and you choke. If areas of skin are burned away, that removes a large part of the barrier between the inside of your body and the atmosphere so you lose huge amounts of water and get dehydrated so badly you die. Charred skin also hardens and contracts, so if that happens all the way round a limb it cuts off the blood supply and kills anything downstream. If it happens all the way round your torso, combined with the swelling inside, that compresses your lungs and you suffocate.

Look at this unfortunate lad here. What they've done here is called "escharotomy" or cutting into eschar, which is hardened dead tissue (often caused by burns but it could also refer to some tissue killed by certain insect bites or infections). They've cut the skin apart so his chest can expand as he breathes. They also did some of his neck, maybe to prevent compression of the arteries leading up to his brain.

He's losing huge amounts of water and heat to the atmosphere and also just sitting there asking to be infected by every variety of bacteria under the sun. So he's having saline (and maybe the odd blood transfusion) pumped into his veins pretty much as fast as they can, along with antibiotics that are effective against the most common skin infections. Maybe steroids trying to reduce swelling and inflammation. He almost certainly has a tube to keep his airway open and the aim for the moment is to keep him alive (under anaesthetic) until he stabilises and they can start doing skin grafts. A lot of that charred skin will just have to be cut away and replaced, he could be in a coma for months because they're not going to wake him up to experience the pain.

But really he'll be dead by tomorrow

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needs to risk life stealing gas in sippy cups
>wastes money on a gay tattoo

I hope trump tweets about this

Flaming Mexicans looked disgusting--flesh melting--in their scorched rags before dying. Very very disrespectful.

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a lot of the time people who are really severely burned don't die until hours later. For some reason, old men who want to kill themselves seem to go for self-immolation a lot. Maybe they think they'll just turn to ash and be gone after a few minutes. They won't. It's a terrible idea. Think of trying to burn wood before it dries out properly. It won't burn through because first all the moisture has to evaporate. A 90kg man contains 54 litres of water. Unless you're in the middle of a giant inferno you're only gonna burn the surface.

What actually happens is they pour petrol all over themselves, set themselves on fire, burn for a while in immense, unbelievable, unimaginable agony, eventually stop being able to feel it directly because they burn their sensory nerves to bits, petrol burns out, they lie there on the floor going "urughhgahadbllbbhblhh" as the person they sent their "goodbye" message to bursts in the door and goes "WHAT THE FUCK" (or it might be the police or paramedics who've been called by the other person, in which case they roll their eyes, sigh and go "OK, grab the stretcher"). When I say they can't feel it directly, I mean their skin doesn't sense the pain anymore. They're still suffering cos nearly everything in their body has stopped working normally now and their brain can't make sense of what the fuck is going on.

Then they go to the hospital and arrive almost certainly still alive and conscious. Throat might be starting to swell at this point and they might sound a bit hoarse. Emergency doctors ask if they have any last words (they don't put it like that, they ask if there's anything they'd like the doctors to say to the family when they come in but they're probably gonna be last words). Knock em out and put a tube in the throat. Get to work stabilising the patient. Send to intensive care in a specialist burns unit. Patient dies the next day, having made his suicide about as painful and horrific as he possibly could.

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It seemed so safe, bros
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I'm shocked nobody passed out from inhaling the fumes.
>see a geyser of gas
>run towards it
They're not sending their best.

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