MAYDAY MAYDAY WE ARE ALL LITERALLY GOING TO DIE IN 15 MINUTES

MAYDAY MAYDAY WE ARE ALL LITERALLY GOING TO DIE IN 15 MINUTES

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NUCLEAR WAR

GET TO SAFETY

SAY GOODBYE TO LOVED ONES

THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS POL

Good

Fingers crossed

Sage

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I have so many regrets

digits and this is true

That would be too... relieving.

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nope it's not happening

sweeeet
NEXT!

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>let's just imitate the thread from 2 days ago
can we at least get a half believable story with are larps? this is such a low effort /thread

I'm in my bunker I'm safe

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Why didn't you say anything an hour ago?
Asshole.

About time

Thank you, Jesus.

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god what a nigger thing to do to a loved one

I swear to god if I am not dead in 5 minutes OP!

Well Gentlemen, it’s been a privilege shitposting with you faggots

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proofs?

This is fine.

just do it already please

idk man, if he was bout that life, then it just honors his memory right?
Can't blame someone for respecting a man's hobbies when they are honoring his life can you?

we have other plans

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>MAY
But it's January

Goodbye Jow Forums

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I for one welcome our new overlords.

Good

tfw dead

>posted 14 minutes ago

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Goodbye Jow Forums

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Piss.

Tits...

I HEAR PLANES

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I am still alive faggot

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awww shit man, finally.

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youtube.com/watch?v=UWLIgjB9gGw

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OH FUCK DONALD TRUMP FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
HE'S DROPPING SOMETHING SHINY
LOOKS LIKE A N-

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OH FUCK OMG HE WAS RI

I

We not going to die are we.

> Posted 19 minutes ago

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You lied to me! YOU LIED TO ME!

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STOP GETTING MY HOPES UP!

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Why am I not dead yet? OP? You’ve disappointed me.

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shit I'm dead

G

I AM HEARING LOUD BANGS AND FLASHES IN THE DISTANCE IDK HOW FAR BUT IT LOOKS BRIGHT

I LIVE IN OCALA FL

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU ARE GOING TO TRICK ME INTO HOPE!

See you next thread everyone.

Fuck u op

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the phone call that saved Jow Forums

It is probably just the local niggers. Dismiss

HOLY FUCK A DEAD user JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

death postponed. back to work on monday.

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RUSSIA JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE HOLY FUCK GUYS HABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBENING

WHERE ARE THE NUKES

THEY TOLD ME THERE WOULD BE NUKES

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PELOSI LEFT DC

noonan

is this heaven ?

SOMETHING IS WRONG

DIMENSIONAL RIFT?

THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN LIKE THIS

THESE POSTS WEREN'T MEANT TO EXIST

>28 minutes ago