The Moon

Did you see it? The moom just got hit by a comet or an asteroid!!!

HUGE EXPLOSION!

Maybe it was a secret CHINESE test?

What is going on?

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I kant see sheeit. It bee snowin.

Source?

TURN ON CNN!!!!!!

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WI am too busy getting my cock sucked by OP give me qrd?

He tried to warn us...

Even CNN is out of the loop on this.

Tune into the NASA Channel

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It happens all the time
youtu.be/IYloGuUZCFM

You think it's a joke, you fucking queers? You won't be laughing when the moom is changed forever.

Wtf the moon flew over my house

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more concerned with the fact that apparently the moon did not reach hydrostatic equilibrium desu

FUCKING MEXICANS!
trying to steal that helium...and somebody had to have a smoke.

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They seen the biggest explosion
NASA DID NOT GET VIDEO OR PICTURES?
YOU< BELIEVE THEIR SHILL SHIT!

My dog has been acting very strange for the last 30 minutes

Nothing to see here. Just the Chinese detonating a nuke on the dark side of the moon with that "scientific" moon lander.

if these useless faggots at nasa can't even get us a decent webm of the splosion what fucking good are they and why should i believe we ever went to the moon.

It's LIVE on the NASA Channel...

Turn it on.

Don't think natural laws are inapplicable to us humans. Its not pretty but it is necessary.

wrong, you lying faggot.
nasa.gov/nasalive

My dog has been very annoying for the last 8 months!

your ID is homo

and be lied to?

my dog has been dead for 14 years.

WE NEED A WALL HHHUUUURURRRRRR

Not again, Shiny Chariot!

Dogs Know... They can sense it.

It's the fucking moom.

Give him 10 treats and tell him he a good boy

Im sorry user, you can always get a new pupper

It's the moon's job to take most of the hits for us.
Wish the moon would take a day off every now & then, we need another chicxulub.

Oh shit guys. The pedophile just told us that consequences would never be the same. We should take this waaaaay more seriously.

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My girlfriend won't allow me to get a dog.

The constant bombardment of the lunar surface by meteorites and is only now being incorporated into the lunar holographic matrix.

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Didn't you already do this larp when youtube went down?

That's a good idea.

THE MOON JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

When are they going to fix that bugged red rock in "Australia"? Also, why does that server have egg laying beaver ducks?

Pedophile? Pedophile? You sir, are a degenerate. The fucking moom gets hit by a comet or an asteroid and all you have to say is nonsensical ramblings about "consequences". How dare you?

i love dogs, they are man's best friend

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Exactly right

Hi. There is white moon dust sprinkling my house.
~Mike

You do realize that Neil Armstrong was the First Man on the Moom, right?

We didn't listen

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>when OP is a literal faggot

People have been gravitationally locking the moon into place several times through months now, and months ago the moon was hit. There was a sphere of dust knocked up.

An earlier time the moon hit, and a lot of gravitational locking happened was the night and morning later or the night and morning a day later than when I left my house because my Grams could not believe me about some intruders in the house and my Grams called the cops on me.

A day or two ago I felt the gravity change when the moon was gravitationally locked.

Take your meds dude.

Hydrostatic equilibrium?
Hydrostatic equilibrium?
WTF does that mean?
Don't you realize that the moom just got hit by a large celestial body?

Mine won’t stop doing laps of the house

based moon taking punches so we don't get hit

It's another Meme-flag News Network post.....

I don't feel to good,

Is it the moon?

Moon isn't physical, space is fake and gay.

An explosion like this on the lunar surface has never been seen before. It should be world wide news. The moom has never been hit by a comet or asteroid like this before in recorded history. Also, why does that server have egg laying beaver ducks?

fuck the moon. the moon is gay. kek

Why do you keep calling it the moom?

No it's snowing.

THE MOON JUST FLEW OVER MY APARTMENT BUILDING!!!

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based Bavarian chad

>tfw I can never make it to the Mun is KSP.
I am going to make it tonight bros.

happening today/tomorrow?

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As an astronomyfag this would be awesome.

What do you mean? It is the lunar object... our companion... it effects our tides and, some say, our women's periodic cycles.

Was it Ur anus?

The beaver duck glitch is caused by server lag, they tried to fix it by running less and less artifacts on the Australian continent model to the point where they even used Mars overlays on some parts of the map, pretty shitty programming.

Everything we know is a LIE!

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Wtf no its the wolf red blood full show more pics and video you faggot.

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Kek

there was going to be moon eclipse somewhere around now, might be that some fireworks would happen, like some plasma/lightning discharge or something because of conjunction, did you know that those iconic craters one the moon are not that old at all? like young enough (and appearing often and in numbers enough) that they came up with late "heavy bombardment" story? but why the be striking perpendicular to the surface all the time, riddle me this batman:
youtube.com/watch?v=CU9WOucaz-0

If they're not really climbing then how come batman's cloak is falling behind him like that, you can't fake that sort of thing.

CIA moon niggers.

The moon has an anus?

You missed the whole point of this post!
Don't you see? If the moom can get hit with an asteroid or a comet, what makes you think that Australia is safe? Australia has been bombarded by space objects for all its history.

Wake the fuck up, you kangaroo. We are under threat from outer space.

Is it happening?

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Fishing line

My dog has no nose

We have atmosphere for a reason, chill out you homo

fake and ghey

Where did it go?

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

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something weird going on I'm getting scared

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Yes, like all living Things

>Nothing to see here. Just the Chinese detonating a nuke on the dark side of the moon with that "scientific" moon lander.

Since the Moon is hollow per seismograph test results conducted in the 70's that would be all kinds of fucked up if the dog eating slant eyes crack it.

Jazz to moon base 2, Jazz to moon base 2....come in moon base 2

I am dead inside

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>hundreds of thousands of craters on the moon
>omg something hit the moon guise