>Be millionaire
>Order £1500 gold encrusted steak
>Cut table side by the head chef.
>Be me
>No heating
>Eating baked beans on toast until the end of the month
This shit sucks and it isn't fair.
I've never been a socialist, but at this point in time I'm damn close.
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Have no fear the Gold foil food is a sure sign of imminent collapse.
Hold onto your but boy cause when steak starts getting wrapped in gold youre in a bubble
Someday I wish to be as alpha as that chef.
That gold foil is barely worth anything.
>Eating baked beans on toast until the end of the month
Why? Learn to cook faggot.
>Eggs, chicken, sardines and beef. Oatmeal, rice/quinoa, milk, yogurt, cottage cheese, buckwheat pancakes.
Simple, inexpensive food. Half the shit you dont even have to cook. Buy it in bulk to save even more money.
do you think gold has taste?
also enjoy the ban nigger
Way to ruin a steak
If someone cut my steak like that Id beat his ass for being a faggot and leave.
>Some people have better lives than me
Were you born yesterday lad? That's life.
Maybe you should join an MLM and stop being a wage cuck
Golden poop incoming.
It's his money you commie faggot
get a job.
if you had any heart you'd be a criminal robbing people yourself
The restaurant is in Doha, Qatar. There's no bubble there.
What type of absolute DOUCHES act like this and think it's impressive?
My thoughts exactly. He might be a chef, but he can't cut for shit.
Why the fuck do you think life is "fair"?
Quit being a poorfag and start a business.
Jews
Don't fret, lad. You can handle it. Layers are your friend.
t. former squatter in winter
>Pol is your blog
Keep being a poorfag, but learn to cook, eat healthy and buy in bulk.
>envy
I work for Accenture. I get $2500 a month but rent takes out $1200 of that and the rest was spent buying gifts for people during Christmas and a holiday to New York (I deserve a break every now and then).
bloody goy, kill yourself already
And they make you sit in front of a refrigerator?
Pro-tip: In the winter time, peruse your local grocery store meat section and note the SELL BY date. Now go back to that store on that date and look in the dumpster. FREE STEAKS.
>Eating baked beans on toast until the end of the month
I honestly prefer that then steak honestly.
Is that Rich Voss?
My friend, I've been in the same situation and currently I'm probably having the same judgement as you do regarding this mess, what I recommend is that you keep eating wealthy, and remember this: money won't ever make a person better.
Fucking Jew cock-sucking Russian bots.
I'm not even sure I'm using the word right, but that looks like the most chav thing ever.
this is not true wealth, it's idiocy with more money than sense.
even trump with his burned ketchup steaks would be incredibly disappointed with that presentation.
So that's how he got cancer
Poor you life is so hard
>eating baked beans on toast
not bad desu, beans are nutritional and bread gives you energy, add some bason or so and it is a fine dish
The baked beans are probably healthier. Richboy just increased his chances of colon cancer.
>eats baked beans
At least I respect you more than the millionaire friendo :)
>be me
>work hard and buy whatever I like within reason, prolly high middle class
>see my boss' new Benz
>I ain't even mad
>because half an hour earlier a gypsy was begging for coins in front of the store
If you live in Europe/North America/Straya and are not a lazy welfare leech you live better than 99% of the people on the planet already. All of Africa is in the stone age, Indians live on the streets, most Asians in squalor and overcrowding.
We are literally blessed and yet you still complain.
>I am a retard that is incapable of taking reaponsibility for my personal wealth therefore I deserve the wealth of others.
You can make enough French Onion Soup and Loaf of bread for about 4 bucks and you can eat it for a week
Why was that guy clapping his hands?
Go and buy some meat from Tesco. Beans are a snack before dinner.
Ribery
Jej. Better get a net for that golden egg later
Or this.
Life is better w money though.
no comment about looking at all the abandoned exotic cars there?
>tfw i'm starving rn looking for coupons on the internet so i can afford something from uber eats before my payday
we need communism
also this thin gold is not even that expansive, i mean hell you get some for idk 20 bucks and it is so thin it would be enough to cover the damn steak, there is no point to it except looking like absolute pleb that does not know how real rich people act
go be a socialist you lazy fuck! instead of eating baked beans and toast for a month, eat them forever!
No gold doesn't even have a tongue
Nigga, I'd eat the fuck out of some baked beans rite now
most food grade gold foil is contaminated with mercury and arsenic. Guy just ate himself a terminal stomach cancer diagnosis.
You’ve posted this thread multiple times, do you honestly think anyone cares about you’re problems. KYS bong faggot, you will never not be a poorfag
He's going to die a painful overdose what's there to be jealous about?
>and a holiday to New York (I deserve a break every now and then).
Catlady-tier logic
>This shit sucks and it isn't fair.
blame your shit cuisine
>Guy cuts a steak effortlessly.
>Anons on the internet talk smack about him.
I bet you faggots have to saw at your steak.
Yeah, nothing Talmudic about MLM
this is not Jow Forums content
shit like this belongs on /b/
SAGE
So you prefer beans before steak
Maybe you should’ve made more money, user.
I feel like at least one of those things could have been postponed until you had more savings
>the rest was spent buying gifts for people during Christmas
It's called setting aside a little bit every month so your gift-giving activities do not become a burden to your own life. Or, you could just cry like a bitch like you're doing here, but instead do it to the people who actually fucking care about you so they know why you're too poor to buy them shit.
if it makes you feel any better gold has no flavor really and while its not as bad as chewing aluminum foil your guts will get scraped up a little. doing this repeatedly will increase the odds of getting cancer much like repeated abortions increase cervical cancer odds due to nothing more than scar tissue. any one who has eaten gold foil deserts even 1 time a year for 10 years probably will get colon cancer look at warren buffet. ass cancer and they guy probably a ate a few gold foil things in his time
everyone's pissed because nobody wants the faggot chef cutting up their food for them
Basedboy
>this faggot actually ordered the golden steak, make sure to ham it up.
>$50 worth gold foil
+
>$50 steak
+
>gay air hump steak cutting
=
>$700 steak
I'm far from a fan of Capitalism but inequaltiy will always exist my friend
Why the fuck are you complaining, then? 2500-1200=1300. You had 1300 dollars left, and you decided to spend them on gifts and a pricey trip. It was your decision, nobody forced you to do that (you could have gone to a less expensive location, i.e.), so enjoy your beans and shut the fuck up.
There is only one person to blame for you eating beans in the cold, son.
I thought the British were known for keeping a stiff upper lip? If your great grandfather were to see you right now, would he disown you?
You made this thread just the other day.
It was just as uneventful as this one is too.
>just stop being poor lmao
and you probably voted FOR brexit, you stupid faggot.
>effortlessly
So why was he humping?
Look how long the millionaire's face is. He's probably pretty camp himself. Camp chef for camp customer is reasonable.
Doing a strange routine doesn't stop the guy from being skilled.
For all the Ameritards out there, this is the sort of baked beans I'm eating. Tinned, Heinz baked beans.
It ain't that gourmet shit you guys have with BBQ, with molasses and pork bits in it.
>settling low
typical neofascist loser.
For aesthetic reasons we can't understand. Every time the knife went down the steak was cut perfectly.
That was Dubai in 2008 and most of those left behind by ExPats you fucking retard
i hope you enjoy hell, faggot
Nothing sells steak like air humping
-Gorgon Ramsey
That "chef" is a meme faggot and a Turkish cockroach.
He's probably Arab or Paki
he does the routine because he's a walking meme tho
he's salt bae or something
he isn't amazing at all but he does have meat so that's good
>holiday to jew york and gifts
>waaaah i have no shekels i spent them all
Honestly I don't want to eat anything covered in fucking gold leaf.
Mainly cause I hate leafs
Why are you poor? I was recently homeless and just got paid today. I know what it's like.
Hey turn to anti-capi
*gets interrupted by some polfag*
NOOO THE JOOS ARE THE REAL ENEMY CAPITALISM IS THE RIGHT WAY TRUST ME DONT CHANGE ANYTHING JUST REPLACE THE JEWS IN THE ELITE BY WHITE.
>Eating baked beans on toast until the end of the month
>I've never been a socialist, but at this point in time I'm damn close.
So you just want just bread then. Smart move.
No actual selfmade rich person would blow money to do this.
There is only a bad ending for this guy
You realize socialism is why you are eating baked beans in a commieblock yes? If you go anymore socialist you will be eating dogs and other stray animals if you can fight off those who also want to eat them. Quit crying about what some rich retard is eating. He won't be rich long if he keeps it up.
That's the same shit you told me when when I was homeless and now I'm comfy. Fuck off new only niggers rob
Same
Envy can destroy your life. There's a reason for the whole, "thou shall not covet," thing. Quit being a faggot.
You're an objective human failure and the man in the picture has proven his worth to some other group of humans, earning his gold-foiled steak while you complain and languish in your licensed-bean-gruel lifestyle
Socialism (incl. National Socialism) is theft by the weak and stupid from the fittest
>unnecessarily spend all your money
>complain that you are poor
So many retards ITT.
>WHY IS HE SITTING IN FRONT OF A FRIDGE
>WHO IS THAT GUY/CHEF
>WHY IS THE STEAK CUT LIKE THAT