Realize that what they call weeds are the most nutritious plants that grow.
Be a good goy, poison your garden and plant lettuce. Dandelions and sow thistle are practically the most nutrient rich vegetable there is!
You have been tricked!
(((Weeds)))
Jayden Ortiz
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James Martin
>eat dandelions
>die of cancer from neighborhood pesitcides
You have been tricked! Neck yourself
Adrian Cruz
I detect a farmer.
Isaiah White
based and greenpilled
Gavin Anderson
Ummm sweet potatoes. That’s good for you. And salmon. Eat that shit.
Easton Thompson
God put everything you need all around you.
Daniel White
the hairs on dandelion leaves kinda suck
Ayden Brown
Then try sow thistle.
Nasturtium grows in lots of yard and you can eat that.
Jeremiah Young
ever try to eat more than a few leaves at once? fucking terrible bitter. dandelions only taste sweet literally the first time they flower that year.
we eat the shit we eat because it tastes good.
Carter Foster
Big agriculture developed and markets these chemicals for morons to buy and use. Seeing it so cheap and for sale at Walmart makes me sick.
Caleb Smith
I use lots of salad dressing. Sour grass is a good treat but too much will upset you stomach because of how acidic it is.
Carter Roberts
i eat bitter greens in salad so it doesn't bother me
i had no idea you could even eat it, what does it taste like?
Brody Walker
>sow thistle
>Sonchus arvensis, the perennial sow thistle, is considered the most economically detrimental, as it can crowd commercial crops, is a heavy consumer of nitrogen in soils, may deplete soil water of land left to fallow, and can regrow and sprout additional plants from its creeping roots.
Dude is literally trying to make you make it harder to grow shit we can store over winter.
Matthew Garcia
>i had no idea you could even eat it, what does it taste like?
Its hot like a radish.
Thomas Mitchell
>this shit is so nutritious
>just drown in it calories to make it palatable
Great.
Logan Reed
>make it harder to grow shit we can store over winter.
Its growing in winter here. *shrugs*
William Flores
You don't have to poison your garden to grow vegetables, you can literally just weed it like anyone with half a brain, and mulch where your plants are not to keep weeds from growing in.
Owen Walker
until you eat it, nigger.
Jayden Bailey
Why not pretend and be just like the big farmers and spray the foliage with roundup before harvest?
Bentley Rodriguez
Nicholas Wilson
that sounds good
Jaxson Ramirez
8 billion people on earth, and you're begging us to play a lottery on who gets killed off first?
You. I find you, you dumb hippy, and I slaughter you and put you on our Organic Crops.
John Jackson
Next time you eat a potato just remember that those cheapskate farmers sprayed the foliage with Roundup before they harvested them.
Alexander Kelly
Here we see that big agriculture feels threatened.
Benjamin Russell
This dude is a gotdamn liar. Weirdest shit I've ever done while high af was think that a peanut butter and maple syrup sandwich was the most delicious thing of all time.
This dude is a crazy fuck sober or high.
Jason Clark
Lambs quarter makes seeds that are in the same family as quinoa.
Nathaniel Cox
Hedge mustard grows all over. These are good greens.
Asher Lopez
>8 billion people on earth
lol pesticides made by big pharm and GMO crops support the massive and unsustainable shitskin populations and here you are shilling for them. the green revolution was a mistake.
Andrew Murphy
I wonder why he has boots on? Would you want you kids to play on that nice green grass?
Grayson Martin
Are you happy that Mexican gardeners that can't even read the label are buying Roundup concentrate and spraying it all around?
Alexander Sanders
The feds actually provide everything you need to know this time.
Ayden Robinson
oops here is the link
Hudson Morris
>Chad is a good goy.
>Chad spreads chemicals around his property.
Josiah Hill
purslane is god tier
Elijah Turner
I can't wait. We just had a lot of rain and that stuff is sprouting all over.
Ryder Reyes
Landon Jones
You can use the root. Bake it and crush it to make tea.
Jason Anderson
every single boomer who has sprayed one drop of any pesticide/herbicide will get a mouth full of it
Connor Hernandez
The mark of be a boomer in the 90's was if you could afford to have a truck come and spray your lawn with chemicals.
Jaxson Cooper
eat morning glory seeds
Jordan Nelson
Nope.
Logan Smith
pussy
Elijah Powell
I am really allergic to dandelions. I was over at a girls house who wanted to share dandelion wine with me and I thought well I'm allergic to dandelions when I smell them, maybe whatever I am bothered with in them is rendered inert in the wine making process.
This could not be further from the truth and in fact I had a much worse reaction to that wine and almost suffocated eating pussy and I think I gave that girl a mental disorder.
Anthony Kelly
lel
Christian Cook
See this is why I can never leave. Nice job op
Lincoln Harris
My mom used to drink dandelion wine.
Jaxon Harris
I'll be back, this isn't over.
Grayson Stewart
weeds are not real, only whiny faggots who hate god's creations
Samuel Russell
This is the same sort of stupid logic behind people who think "bush tucker" in australia is amazing or some shit. Look I know what plants you can eat in the australian wild but the simple fact is they all taste like shit. I could easily survive off the knowledge i have but I'm not going to volunteer to eat shit tasting fruit and vegetables. I'll eat it as a snack when I am out and about but fuck making a proper meal out of it.
Connor Smith
You sound like those girls that say "beer tastes icky."
Xavier Davis
>tfw this is the best thread on Jow Forums
>all the other threads are that jewish kid psyop with a native
Hehe
John Richardson
nastutiums are used in professional kitchens as a garnish lmfao
Isaac Reed
We need to bring back the original Redpill/bluepill/"redpill" comics.
Hunter Ramirez
Mallow is okay to eat too.
Sebastian Cox
I was reading about purslane a while back. People literally grow it on windowsills in other countries. It was Gandhi 's favorite vegetable. Has the most omega 3 of any plant.
Jacob Thomas
Mints can be identified by their square stem and wrinkled leaves. This one is horehound, it is bitter.
Parker King
Really? That's a super common weed where I live.
Ryan Hill
It has medical uses that go back to the Egyptians.
>Mallow is used for irritation of the mouth and throat, dry cough, and bronchitis.
Daniel White
We have some of this growing wild in a patch of garden here. It tastes quite nice really. Kind of peppery.
Jason Cox
Eh, most wild plants I've tried don't taste any worse than the various brassica cultivars that people eat all the time.
Alexander Richardson
Mustard came to America from the Spanish when they established the mission system and spread the seeds along the road that connected them. It was like their idea of terra forming.
Elijah Barnes
Chickweed is edible too.
Daniel Sullivan
Horehound tea is really good for chest congestion.
Jaxon Perez
They dont taste very good tho. Dandelions are bitter af.
Isaiah Roberts
It's like corn, but it's a shitty tea leaf instead of being fucking corn
Asher Diaz
Just till your lawn and do nothing with it.
Plants will grow and you can forage.
Lawns are old school status symbol.
"I dont need to produce food cause I'm rich"
Carter Phillips
Slap bacon and/or banana on that.
Feeling crazy?
Grill it.
Got a big dick?
Make it a melt.
Joshua Morales
They just upset your stomach and you feel lucid.
Benjamin Cox
It's the same thing here.
Most of the native plants are bitter.
You need the flavoring ones and meat to offset the plants.
Eli Murphy
It's good for horses.
If they are shitting all weird, you give them some
Colton Jones
Are the seeds the only edible part?
Brody Allen
everyone look into permaculture if you want to know more about this stuff.
healthy living can be pretty cheap and fun and beautiful.
Lincoln Martinez
John Wilson
Carson Thompson
So? Thistles and dandelions taste terrible.
This.
Xavier Baker
The big problem with these alternative vegetables is the taste and texture. Try eating a dandelion leaf and you'll notice that its bitter and tough. If you want a healthy food, eat Swiss chard.
Zachary Brown
>dog on TruGreen ChemBlitzkrieg TM truck
>implying implications
Juan Allen
Dandelion root is where it's at, user. Was the number one ingredient in medieval herbalist tomes.
Caleb Rodriguez
Everything this man says is true. Listen to him!
Andrew Garcia
You just have to blanch them. This is true for a lot of the more wilder greens if you can't stomach their strong flavour.
I sure as shit wouldn't eat any weeds harvested from neighbourhoods though. That is the kinda stuff you should only take from the wilderness where insane amounts of pesticides and herbicides are not a problem. Even gardens are suspect with how much that stuff can stick around from the surroundings if you really don't take care of it properly.
By this logic, you should also stay away from edibles along roads and waterways that catch polluted runoff.
Luis Johnson
The leaves are also edible. Probably the flowers too.
Xavier Fisher
Pol in a nutshell. Your neighbors are pissed about the crabgrass but haven’t brought it up because you live alone and they can hear you screaming about Jews from next door.
Christian Morgan
Farmers almanac says you can eat dandelion s (circa 1890) so I’m thinking wild ones would be ok.
Blake Nelson
Better living through better chemistry. Take fresh dandelion leaves and cook in bacon grease for a couple of minutes. Slice up some hard boiled eggs and little vinegar....eat up.
Ryan King
I see a merchant in the doveweed.