First the wage cage, now the wage belt. When will Bezos stop dehumanizing workers?
Amazon made a vest to keep robots from pummeling humans
Justin Turner
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Kevin Foster
>be amazon wage belt cuck
>get run over by swarm of floorbots
Wyatt Miller
What sort of sandwiches is she making?
Logan Murphy
i'd work with robots. if i played my cards right, i could probably fuck one.
Adam Smith
Jonathan Wright
>Mummy's new boyfriend comes over
>they're play wrestling in her room
>fucking normies
>i'll show them!
>start slamming on the door with my body
>"WE WANT TENDIES WE WANT TENDIES BE THEY CRISPY AND FROM WENDY'S"
>"user please don't start this"
>I can hear the desperation in her voice, I have already won
>"TENDIES TENDIES NOTHING LESS, GIVE ME OR ILL MAKE A MESS"
>her boyfriend starts yelling at me to go away
>"user, please, I'll give you 100 GBP if you go play in your room quietly"
>we are past the point of no return, it's time to teach this bitch a lesson
>"POOPY POOPY ON THE FLOOR, NEXT IT COMES UNDER THE DOOR"
>pull down my diaper (I taught myself how to do that trick) and take a #2 the floor
>begin cramming it under the door with my foot
>Mummy's friend starts going ballistic, opens the door and pins me to the wall like he's going to punch me
>start fake crying while screaming "TENDIESTENDIESTENDIES"
>mummy pulls him off me and tells him to leave
>he says he's never coming back
>go take my bubblebath
>finish and towel off
>tendies are sitting on my desk
Heard mummy crying later that night. I swear normies are so fucking easy to break. I have enough GBP saved up to go to LEGOland, I think I'll make a poopy in the middle of the park just to watch her squirm. She knows I own her.
Evan Turner
Kek, fren
never seenz this pasta before
Christian Sanchez
will the robots allow the wealth to trickle down to us plebians?
please m'lord
Gavin Lopez
Ok this is enough autism for the night. Time to shut off the computer and go to bed.
Aaron Murphy
>>"POOPY POOPY ON THE FLOOR, NEXT IT COMES UNDER THE DOOR"
John Collins
Hunter Rivera
I'd lick her feet clean after a 10 hour shift walking around the warehouse, if you know what I mean.
James Reyes
Once the robots are more efficient.
Thomas Lee
>6000 members
Yeah I went in there and theyre all inactive throwaway accounts.
you have like 20 active members
Asher Barnes
May I upgrade to a cuck belt, sir?
Robert Bailey
self-sentient computer learning sandwiches
Adam Gutierrez
>cuck cage
>injecting young people's blood
what other dystopian shit is bezos up to?
Andrew Evans
>tfw cant pummel qt technicians as a robot
Adrian Baker
this is kinda like those sci fi movies where the people forget to wear their security badge and then the robot kills them
Adam Anderson
cool pasta bruh, never saw it before
Caleb Cox
A little late there bud.
Michael Mitchell
chuckled
Ian Harris
>Amazon's sensor-filled belt solution comes just one month after a robot-involved accident in one of the company's warehouses resulted in the hospitalization of 24 workers.
>robot-involved accident
>resulted in the hospitalization of 24 workers.
I'm sure there's more into it than they're telling us
Ryder Wilson
It's a chastity belt didn't you read the article?
Carson Parker
Bentley Thomas
Of course there is. Accidents regarding robots has increased 10 fold due to lack of inspections in these facilities. OSHA has rules regarding robots that are completely being ignored by the likes of Amazon. The erosion of our rules of law and standards is turning us into China-tier really fast.
Ayden Lopez
Tendieposting is not for momabuse fren
Joshua Ramirez
Supposedly a robot punctured a can of bear mace. As you can imagine the normal fags got btfo by said mace.
Easton Gonzalez
I thought they fucking shut off the KIVA Drones when they get on the KIVA floor. Did they change that shit or what? Been years since I worked at Amazon so I dunno what happened since then.
Andrew Sanchez
>amazon implying that this device would have in any way caused the robot puncturing the bear mace to not happen if the employees were wearing it
This is some peak clownworld shit
Jason Rogers
Stop complaining and get back to work wagie. You should be grateful that you get to minimum wagecuck for one the the largest corporations in the world! What a marvelous career opportunity! You're a very lucky man. Now dance for me wagie! Dance! youtu.be
Carter Ross
Hes farming ips you idiot.