First the wage cage, now the wage belt. When will Bezos stop dehumanizing workers?
Amazon made a vest to keep robots from pummeling humans
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>be amazon wage belt cuck
>get run over by swarm of floorbots
What sort of sandwiches is she making?
i'd work with robots. if i played my cards right, i could probably fuck one.
>Mummy's new boyfriend comes over
>they're play wrestling in her room
>fucking normies
>i'll show them!
>start slamming on the door with my body
>"WE WANT TENDIES WE WANT TENDIES BE THEY CRISPY AND FROM WENDY'S"
>"user please don't start this"
>I can hear the desperation in her voice, I have already won
>"TENDIES TENDIES NOTHING LESS, GIVE ME OR ILL MAKE A MESS"
>her boyfriend starts yelling at me to go away
>"user, please, I'll give you 100 GBP if you go play in your room quietly"
>we are past the point of no return, it's time to teach this bitch a lesson
>"POOPY POOPY ON THE FLOOR, NEXT IT COMES UNDER THE DOOR"
>pull down my diaper (I taught myself how to do that trick) and take a #2 the floor
>begin cramming it under the door with my foot
>Mummy's friend starts going ballistic, opens the door and pins me to the wall like he's going to punch me
>start fake crying while screaming "TENDIESTENDIESTENDIES"
>mummy pulls him off me and tells him to leave
>he says he's never coming back
>go take my bubblebath
>finish and towel off
>tendies are sitting on my desk
Heard mummy crying later that night. I swear normies are so fucking easy to break. I have enough GBP saved up to go to LEGOland, I think I'll make a poopy in the middle of the park just to watch her squirm. She knows I own her.
Kek, fren
never seenz this pasta before
will the robots allow the wealth to trickle down to us plebians?
please m'lord
Ok this is enough autism for the night. Time to shut off the computer and go to bed.
>>"POOPY POOPY ON THE FLOOR, NEXT IT COMES UNDER THE DOOR"
I'd lick her feet clean after a 10 hour shift walking around the warehouse, if you know what I mean.
Once the robots are more efficient.
>6000 members
Yeah I went in there and theyre all inactive throwaway accounts.
you have like 20 active members
May I upgrade to a cuck belt, sir?
self-sentient computer learning sandwiches
>cuck cage
>injecting young people's blood
what other dystopian shit is bezos up to?
>tfw cant pummel qt technicians as a robot
this is kinda like those sci fi movies where the people forget to wear their security badge and then the robot kills them
cool pasta bruh, never saw it before
A little late there bud.
chuckled
>Amazon's sensor-filled belt solution comes just one month after a robot-involved accident in one of the company's warehouses resulted in the hospitalization of 24 workers.
>robot-involved accident
>resulted in the hospitalization of 24 workers.
I'm sure there's more into it than they're telling us
It's a chastity belt didn't you read the article?
Of course there is. Accidents regarding robots has increased 10 fold due to lack of inspections in these facilities. OSHA has rules regarding robots that are completely being ignored by the likes of Amazon. The erosion of our rules of law and standards is turning us into China-tier really fast.
Tendieposting is not for momabuse fren
Supposedly a robot punctured a can of bear mace. As you can imagine the normal fags got btfo by said mace.
I thought they fucking shut off the KIVA Drones when they get on the KIVA floor. Did they change that shit or what? Been years since I worked at Amazon so I dunno what happened since then.
>amazon implying that this device would have in any way caused the robot puncturing the bear mace to not happen if the employees were wearing it
This is some peak clownworld shit
Stop complaining and get back to work wagie. You should be grateful that you get to minimum wagecuck for one the the largest corporations in the world! What a marvelous career opportunity! You're a very lucky man. Now dance for me wagie! Dance! youtu.be
Hes farming ips you idiot.