LIVE PD ROUND 3 - YELLOW SNOW EDITION

Bad mummy

From now on it's 5 minutes of show, 5 minutes of ads till it's over

not funny,faggot

Plus the missing person of the week shit.

Did he died?

We might get 10 mins here, then start that shit

>hey boss man

>No disrespect boss

Who is 33 from the bulls? I know 32 is Jordan

You must be new here

doesn't look like a dirtbike to me

Lauriano slips into ebonics way too easy
He might be a quadroon

>domestic Battery
Oh boy

Why don't they do Live PD at 4 AM when the weird shit actually happens?

Maybe she needed beated up

Not dark enough, probably an octoroon.

They should've done a 24 hour live program on new year's eve

Ratings would suffer due to it not being live

Yeah, the fucker's got the dialect tho

Jordan was 23.

He changed it after he came back.

They should just go past the 12 an hour. Maybe half an hour longer.

True. They should do long recordings and highlight reels for those hours. Anybody who's ever lived in the ghetto knows that's when shit pops of.

>woman driver
i bet it was texting

You were right

They already do this. That's how you get those "recorded earlier" segments and particularly intense stuff gets collected into the highlight episodes they do make.

man, you get points for consistency. no points for originality, but points for consistency for sure

I would take another hour of web streaming after midnight for sure.

If they'd show half of the actual shit that actually happens in an inner city peoples heads would explode.

>women drivers

payday bars actually look pretty good

That's not the real itchy poster. I am.

>That's not the real itchy poster. I am.

Rednecks and mild black crime is about as far as people are gonna get with camera men. I still remember the nightly Chicago Scanner threads.

So no more El Paso now? Williamson took their spot?

Well aren't I a fucking asshole.
That would give them way more ratings. Seeing some weird, weird shit from the wild parts of a rough part of time night. Then again people would lose faith in police because they realize they can't and don't even try to make a difference there.

They should have a special inner city edition of LivePD every now and then.

actually i am

That's why Bridgeport, CT left Live PD. They thought it was a "bad look" for the city. Lol, that place is a shit hole. Ain't no good look for it.

I actually live in Warwick but don't want the show. Has anything good ever happened? I have to press X in regards to it.

I suppose all of our butts can be itchy. Hopefully medical science will advance enough to cure this condition in our lifetimes.

I don't watch every week, but not that I can remember.

Sadsack got roasted by Curley tonight

Didnt they just elect a new Sheriff?

Yeah and it sucks. Williamson is pretty boring

i hope

I used to live there. Definite shithole.

holy shit it got dark, why'd it take them so long

Niggers like fighting at your hotel pools.

Not that I know of. Besides, live pd was following city, not county.

>180 to pull a car
Should have just got some planks and shove them under the tires to drive it off the pile of dirt

Yep, that truck is probably still in storage unless that guy plans a break and entering

fucking tow sharks

She's pretty cute.

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$1.76 for gas

>wasn't paying attention
texting

Fat Anna Kendrick was probably texting.

She's a roastie

>We'll snatch you out of a tight spot

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What a dumb fuck
He deserves the bill if he can't figure a way to get it out

>I wasnt paying attention
Smart thing to say to a cop after an accident

I never even see nogs around here. They must all be on the north end near Providence.

He literally couldve dug out with his hands, hes retarded and a nigger for getting stuck to begin with.

holy moly, only a buck here

Shouldn't have tried to climb a large obstacle with a frickin Nissan frontier and be an old man having to call your sister to help you out with money.

Seems like she's was having a bad night and it just got worse. She had that "it's all so tiresome" look

It's a better excuse than "I'm drunk."

>wasn't paying attention
>a glass of wine
It seems like every drunk female driver on this show has only had a glass of wine

Maybe she got dumped like the chick last night

>MY FACE HIT THE STEERING WHEEL!!!!

Just climbed off her Tinder dates dick.

Is that for a gallon? Or one of your cucked liter bags of gas?

I'm fucking wasted pig !!!

>peels out

>IM A CANCER SURVIVOR!

Is that where officer gigga niggas been?

>a tight spot

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Its a good lesson to not try to jump your pick up in loose dirt.

I remember getting gas in leafland once years back thinking i was getting a fucking deal until i remember it's in liters and i got like a mouthful of gas in my tank.

>bags of gas
Kek.

Is he not a homosexual?

nvm im retard

Women love parading any amount of struggle around like it makes them unique.

Summary of the show tonight
>We want to show you this clip from Earlier tonight

2 rollovers in Nye tonight

If that Jane bitch isn't a larp, that would be a terrible way to live

All the drunk men only had a beer or two.

Based leaf.

By time the bus shows up shell have neck and back pain and the jews will descend to sue everyone

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