PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MENDING THE NATION EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Statement on Wall/Immigration Deal 1/19/19
c-span.org/video/?457118-1
>Pres Trump Swears In New Americans 1/19/19
youtu.be/GEFeEjMRbJ0
>GOPAd: This is Fake News 1/19/19
youtu.be/VErmtSdpdTc
>Pres Trump Statement before departing WH 1/19/19
youtu.be/t_u5jRMC9rc
>PressSec Sarah on WattersWorld 1/19/19
youtu.be/GDYNYdX39Cg
>DepPressSec Gidley on JudgeJeanine 1/19/19
youtu.be/eOgJXUufZF0
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/2nd Lady @March For Life 1/18/19
youtu.be/qAmHrvlGflw
>VP Pence @March For Life Rose Dinner 1/18/19
c-span.org/video/?457071-1/
>VP Pence on EWTNNewsNightly 1/18/19
youtu.be/ZUyHe_F4OqY
youtu.be/M6GXoqx_Cnk
>SoS Pompeo greets BestCorea Envoy Kim 1/18/19
youtu.be/HCPzjfB8IIU
>PressSec Sarah outside WH 1/18/19
c-span.org/video/?457102-1/
>KAC on FBN 1/18/19
youtu.be/kp5mFPpSOnY
youtu.be/VbxGR4WwGQA
>Jay Sekulow on Hannity 1/18/19
youtu.be/Q4bylczNojY
>Lara Trump on FBN 1/18/19
youtu.be/s0VnH5HBBAQ
>March for Life full (rsbn) 1/18/19
youtu.be/spYMWJ27IYw
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/ActDefSec Shanahan @Pentagon on Missile Defense Review 1/17/19
dvidshub.net/video/655009/
>VASec Wilkie TownHall on State of VA 1/17/19
youtu.be/Spn8tFEgAKw
>VASec Wilkie on FoxNews 1/17/19
youtu.be/4JVcimKbgW8
>Nancy Gets Grounded 1/17/19
youtu.be/vch3NUBqdAo

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MAGA

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how to stop feeling like wanting death?

heh, nothing personell, dum frog

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hop hop
sip slurp
awoo~

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TDoTH soon....

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Talk to the lady of the forest.

Eat healthy, sleep well, and drink more water.

>things are going to be fucked for a very long time, though they have been for a long time.
Hey, you know what they say about fugged up times right? They create strong men.
>Too many are pussies who don't want to take a hit to get anything important done
Sad but also true.

Well in any case here's a fucking new Awoo

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what do you mean?

start going for long strolls on a daily basis

>how to stop feeling like wanting death?
get close to death and realize how badly you actually don't want it.

Realize you don't want death but change

I bet you know how to sew. Just a hunch.

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>mfw I just wanted to shill growing your own food in /ptg/
>mfw then a silly frog found the box to be too irresitable

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Got anymore?

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MAGA MAGA

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No I don't
I'm unreasonably angerymad right now

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>showed teenage tits in that Sharpe episode
>turned into a 10/10 milf
>voted Brexit

G-God save the queen

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How did le epic huggers is a gril meme take off when le epic worstie is a gril meme is far more plausible?

>there are people in ITT who haven’t read Siege

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What if the Buzzfeed/Mueller thing was a psyop to make Mueller look evenhanded to the MAGA crowd?

I like it

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I love public transit in California.

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Dont worry, no one thinks that.

>Siege
siege is to right wing books as richard spencer is to white nationalism

>make complete garbage that know one watched
>pissed when someone wants to do a continuation of the original story

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Who cares? I hope they railroad this amnesty faggot with their bullshit charges.

Mueller declaring Trump a gud boi and personally executing Hillary and Podesta wouldn't make him a trusted figure here.

He's a big guy

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you act like other wildlife won't come after your food, or feral niggers. I double dog dare you to attempt a watermelon patch within 10 miles of a ghetto

Make white babies!

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The era of hugs is over

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what if he shut down the central bank of south korea

Girls don't post anime girls because they're jealous since the 2d is prettier and usually more popular than them. Also, worstie has a bad relationship with family but girls are usually too weak-willed and dumb to say enough is enough and stop forgiving people who don't deserve it. Finally, worstie is a poorfag who eats poorfag food. Girls would just hook up with a guy with decent food instead of willingly suffer.

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She is really close to her son if you know what I mean.

>disgusting she-ape thinks her feelings matters to corporate execs concerned only with profits

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Well fren,
This. But I would say make sure to vote Trump 2020 for good measure

The Metro Gold Line station on Allen in Pasadena has a pair of poopy pants for anyone that is interested.

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OOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOO

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awwww
I didn't see that you tried to cheer me up last thread. I'm really touched by that. Thank you so much. I'm all better now.

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Based Trump

Happy Inaugural Anniversary, everyone.

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Pelosi Ashraf

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There were a bunch of watermelons growing by my pond once. They didn't attract nigs.

Pure as the driven snow

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Not random at all.

Sorry, Huggers, they must not have seen the training video.

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>gonna redo ghostbusters, better with women, will be huge
oh no no no

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I still can't believe anyone thought that was a real excerpt from the book or believed that it was real.

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i have resqued my fren from bad awoo

stop being bad awoo

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It was probably too quiet for them. You gotta have some jungle music playing and maybe a basket ball lying around if you really want to attract some nogs.

>what's on tv right now? what channel?

FUCKING TURN ON ALEX JONES RIGHT NOW, IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING, THE PORTAL IS OPENING

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i think about ways to make that real all the time now

why don't we have a gorilla channel?

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If everything were according to me, I'd love to get a girlbusters 2 made. Right in the beginning the main characters would find out they're all pregnant at the same time. That way the gang would go on maternity leave simultaneously, ghosts would take over the city, wreak havoc, and unsung men of substance would be forced to do the dirty work and become the new guybusters. Roll credits, 10% Rotten Tomatoes just because

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>current year (+4)
>main series hasn't been rebooted into a goofy romcom where everyone is in love with a genderbent Yugi
>Manjome from GX doesn't have his own spinoff series where he's a detective
Fucking should have voted for Rand.

Stay outta the garden

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>The way you hit that other gorilla was good

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lol still no wall. people actually voted for this guy

Wanna do more of the pee drinking show?

Y-you too!

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Does Christ Chan take it up the ass?

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episode 3 isn't out yet

The saddest thing was that had they kept their shitty remake in the same timeline, it'd still be hot garbage regardless since Ghostbuster 2 already tried and failed.
It'd probably flopped even harder as well. The remake saved the franchise from the fate of Doctor Who.

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Day of the short tempered Spice

>growing by my pond

Bodies of water are like kryptonite to nigs, this has been agreed upon. Submitted for Best Location for Watermelon Patch 2019

>second video shows injun walking into middle of group
>injun and friends tell kids to go back to europe
>injun has race baited multiple times in the past
>injun has camera man in perfect place to make out of context video
>every MSM outlet immediately runs full coverage
all of this 24 hours after spamming fake news implying Trump would be impeached

journalists are seriously begging to be killed at this point, they just keep pushing the lies further and further

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>reading some fag book
yeah no fuck off

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Be me, working for a moving company
>Meet customer at apartment for move to Dallas
>"Yeah we are moving my daughter she just finished college and got a job!"
>Arrive in apartment and hear a booming voice bitching at her mom
>Woh that sounds like an ugly girl
>Skinny tranny walks out, absolutely hideous.
>Parents pressure "her" to go eat breakfast
>"UGGGH IM SO MAD RN OMG MOM"
>The whole move this mentally deranged bitch is complaining and excaliming how stressed it is
>Literally 50 pairs of cowboy boots
>I contemplate what it would be like to put a bullet in the back of it's head over a ditch
>Realize the cold logic of our forefathers that tossed abominations back into the bogs they came from
These "people" are absolutely sick in the heads dude. I feel bad for the parents kind of but not really. They were very permissive with this grown ass boy acting like a girl and constantly cajoling it to calm down. It was clear he had mental issues but still.

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if you want to repel them do you put job applications around your perimeter?

that's how christians keep their hymen intact until marriage

Ears down awoos a cuter than ears up

we could observe the gorillas with drones equipped with telescopic lenses

the only problem would be figuring out when they are going to fight

I see now, Anons.

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We have televised sports, which amounts to much the same thing.

Best press conference ever; and the first of many.

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It's on my top ten list of greatest Trump presidency moments.

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Native drummer guy has a history of suing people.

fox2detroit.com/news/native-american-claims-racial-harassment-by-emu-students-dressed-as-indians

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But here is a brand new Awoo!
Behold!

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>go from "unreasonably angerymad"
>to "awwww I'm really touched by that. Thank you so much. I'm all better now"
>in 5 minutes

Imagine being this emotionally volatile

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>Make friends.
I found just what /pol needs.

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Not just job applications, that's too obvious. Gotta stagger them, job-app, paternity test, job-app.

That sounds fucking awful

Such is life as a female.

Flaps and slats down Awoo will scramble another sortie against the commies

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gambling in vans?

How does one measure how "democratic" a country is?

Absurdity. We would never settle on a game. I want to play Stratego.

>Indians and niggers were the only ones race baiting with racial slurs
>white people just stand there silently
>whites are in the wrong

Things always get worse before they get better, tomorrow's another chance for hugs

>prairie nigger from Ypsi
Really not surprised he's from a hellhole of liberal shit and darkies

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>top gun awoo
>no semigay horseplay montage with awoos
I’M OUT

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