Ebola thread

Ebola thread

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vox.com/science-and-health/2019/1/18/18188199/drc-ebola-outbreak
washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2014/09/22/4chans-latest-terrible-prank-convincing-west-africans-that-ebola-doctors-actually-worship-the-disease/
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why isnt it good?

Habbening.

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>mfw people in this very thread will die of ebola

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I don't know

>That's not good.

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and that's a good thing

Ebola kills people way too fast to spread much

Any time """"""""""ebola""""""""" happens it's because we need an excuse to get some boots on the ground there. They just had elections.

Seriously. Africa is our unsung war. Just cry Ebola and start going door to door looking for isis

So that's why the article says it's bad

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Take my energy ebola-chan.

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Slick eugenics.

just imagine, it takes one ebola nigger crossing the Adriatic to spark global collapss

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ONE MILLION CASUALTIES BY MARCH FIRST

LET IT RAIN BLOOD

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Lord, head out prayers

>That's not good
Well gee, I almost thought a mass outbreak in a city would be a good thing...

Who the fuck writes news like this??

>not good

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cheg

>And it's beautiful.

>that's not good
>treating their readers like frothing mouth retards from the very title
online rag Journalists will get the rope

However, it's good.

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Why even include "and that's not good"? What level of brainlet are they writing for.

>african shithole
>tens of millions of niggers despite no technology allowing for such huge amount of population
>each diseased bushmeat
>contract ebola
>million dies
>still literally nothing happens and nobody cares

Sage, hide, ignore, report.

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gib source mutt

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Going to fix their headline
>The Ebola outbreak in Eastern Congo is moving toward a major city. And thats a good thing.

Not likely, seeing as most of them are reclusive basement dwellers.

>That's not good.

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Please ebola-chan, we love you!

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GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN!

>Ebola kills people way too fast to spread much
Only in a society that understands a modicum of cleanliness and contamination. There's a reason it's spreading around certain regions, and despite there having been cases outside of Africa it's never been further than patient someone who contracted it in Africa(to my knowledge).

vox.com/science-and-health/2019/1/18/18188199/drc-ebola-outbreak

> and thats a good thing
Ah yes, a ridiculously contagious retrovirus in a globally connected city really is a great thing.

And that’s a good thing.

Chekd and kekd

GAMBATTE

Africa needs about 95% less popupation.

>680 cases
>not 680 million
>mfw

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Here's to hoping I'm one of them.

Every person infection is an opportunity for mutation.

>That's not good.
I didn't know what to think about the news before I read that. Now I know.

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>UM-BANGO-UM-BANGO EBOLA IN THE CONGO

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>”Hey, Ebola is spreading to a big city”
>HURRR?? IS GUD OR BAD THAT?1
>”That’s not good”
>OH

100% less

>viruses aren't transmutable
>viruses aren't alive; they're like a soap
>shit is made up, same as HIV and AIDS
>get your vaccine now, goy!

GRUG SAY STONE TABLET MAN FULL OF SHIT

If it wipes out the entire continent, it won’t kill enough niggers for me

I'm sure there's at least ~12 million non-blacks and maybe some civilized blacks worth saving in there. Lets give them some slack.

Don't worry! Niggers will just unearth their ancient secret melanin science and quickly find a cure. They're obviously superior to us whites and don't need our primitive western medicine to save them.

>blood moon tonight
>blood goddess tomorrow

Kill them all Ebola Chan

Time to pull out the shrines and shitpost on African forums again.

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PLEASE EBOLA CHAN CLEANSE US YOU ARE A GUFT FROM GOD!!!

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It should read “The Ebola outbreak in eastern Congo is moving towards a major city (and that’s a good thing)”

That's some next level top tier shit user

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Last outbreak was a magical time.
washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2014/09/22/4chans-latest-terrible-prank-convincing-west-africans-that-ebola-doctors-actually-worship-the-disease/

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The freaks in this country need everything explicitly explained to them.

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>and that's a good thing*
fixed

They would probably have to be shipped in by the govt in order to help humanity, so pretty soon.

hopefully its only a major african city. Fuck niggers