You walk In the door and see this....what do?

You walk In the door and see this....what do?

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call dominos.....they look hungry

Start sucking

Start raping their steroid assholes

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Let me call Captain Sweden

prepare my angus

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turn 360 degrees and moonwalk backwards

The only correct answer.

Tell them I dont want to join their pup sex cult.

"Thank you all for inviting me to post HQ. When shall we begin operation Brap The Kites?"

Beat all of them up, easily

Take my shirt off, call them weaklings and start flexing!. hoping to make it out alivel.

Do I know these guys? The guy at the top seems happy to see me. Man, I've gotta stop drinking I can't remember anything

First off, when did my house get stairs?
Second, is this proofs that Ahnold has been doing gay shit in Hollywood?

"Sorry, I mistook you gentlemen for the Austrailian gays that inject silicone into their ballsack. Carry on."

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sell them insulin?

It's a Bear Party at Andrew Sullivan's house.

>inject silicone into ballsack
Wtf? What's that about?

Give em an ayyyyyyyyyeeeeee. Instant buds

Teach them about Jewish subversion

Ahnold used to pose for "art photos" in the buff. He had a wealthy sugar daddy who financed his bodybuilding lifestyle. There are rumors he starred in a private gay porno flick. It is probably kept in a vault and used to blackmail him.

Homos inject silicone into their genitals to make them monstrously huge. One guy (and I assume more) injected some into his balls and died from it.

AYYYY! WHERES DA GABBAGOOL?

sell them steroids and anal lube

grab me a fuckin Guinness stout and lets start a gigantic bonfire in the back
this is gonna be the best night ever witnessed by the likes of mankind

redpill 'em all about the jews and their lies.

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touch their cock and honor it

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Hide my steroids.

Where's Baena?

Explode.

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open bottle of poppers and ready my holes.

Probably not a rumor, in the old days there were a lot of stories of rich gays hiring bodybuilders as "personal trainers". The original gay porn was marketed as bodybuilding magazines.

Find the squat rack and start curling

Get out the vasoline

Let them booty bump me with Tina and have them all fuck me senseless.

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I'd ask for Brian Shaws autograf

There is no honor here infadel.

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Break out the silicone and start pumpin' obviously

Wonder why they are all trying to sell me flextape.

I was going to say spread ass but this is just as good.

lets go drive the tank bois

Smile and start giving bear hugs as im also a 6’6 monster like them.

Thread not related to politics btw

this board is getting gayer by the second lol

>tfw bear mode and 5'7

life is tough.

They look just like that one chaingun enemy from Quake 2.

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bear hugs!!

Sorry meant to post this on /b/ .....can't believe all these responses lol...Jesus when did this board turn into a gay circle jerk?

Arnold! You sonoFABITCH!

Ask for the number of the guy who built those stairs since they can take a ton.

Uh... I guess the twink meet is nextdoor. Sorry guys.

Open a bottle of poison gas and toss it in thru the window

Buy them all beers and talk about niggers and jews with them.

This but unironically

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