Everytime you masturbate.
This is what happens
Benjamin Robinson
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Alexander Smith
True
Parker Ward
You can masturbate using imagination, just no porn.
Brody Powell
>Furiously masturbate multiple times per day
>Kill jews by exhausting them
Sounds fine by me.
Hudson Foster
Oy get back here you rascal
William Morgan
Masturbation is a mortal sin.
Ian Ramirez
Proof that the Christian God exists:
en.wikipedia.org
>Our Lady of Zeitoun, also known simply as El-Zeitoun, Zeitun or rarely Our Lady of Light, was a mass Marian apparition that occurred in the Zeitoun district of Cairo, Egypt, over a period of 2–3 years beginning on April 2, 1968.
>The apparitions were also witnessed by President Gamal Abdel Nasser,[5] and captured by newspaper photographers and Egyptian television. Investigations performed by the police could find no explanation for the phenomenon. No device was found within a radius of fifteen miles capable of projecting the image, while the sheer number of photographs from independent sources suggests that no photographic manipulation was involved. Having been unable to produce an alternative explanation for the luminous sightings, the Egyptian government accepted the apparitions as true.[6]
>Estimates of the number of observers of the event vary greatly. Thousands were said to have flocked to the Church after the first announced occurrences of the phenomenon. Some claim the apparitions were seen by millions. Other sources estimate the figure at around 250,000 in total.
And the best the skeptics have to say is:
>Sociologists Robert Bartholomew and Erich Goode offer the Zeitoun apparitions as a prominent case of mass hysteria: “It appears that the Marian observers were predisposed by religious background and social expectation to interpreting the light displays as related to the Virgin Mary.”[9]
DUDE 250000 PEOPLE MASS HYSTERIA LMAO
Noah Ross
Ryder Wilson
Matthew Murphy
if god exists and he is willingly allowing me to suffer the cuckfest that has been my life than he's obviously not my friend
Christian Torres
FUCK YUO BITCH YOU WOULDN'T EXIST IF STRONG OTTOMAN DIDN'T LOSE THEIR PALESTIEN COLONY. WE WILL TAKE IT BACK INSHALLAH. BASED ENVER PASHA
Cooper Moore
How to piss off a jew.
Owen Brooks
You only make them stronger.
Isaac Green
And this is what happen everytime you resist the urge
Julian Martin
You have to suffer to enter paradise
Jeremiah Hernandez
I know it sounds like a good compromise to cut out the obviously damaging stuff, but you're still conditioning yourself to be enslaved to your impulses.
Do not compromise.
If Christian God exists, he gave you free will so you can live as an independent entity. Stop looking for excuses.
Cameron Carter
I had sex with a woman and then jerked off like 2 hours later this very night
Where is your god now?
Michael Long
Nigga, you have no idea how many jerk sessions I can cram into a single night. Those kikes will be heaving like dogs under the sun and drop dead.
You'll thank me one day.
Brody Nelson
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Landon Wood
You know not what you do!
Eli Thomas
You fool! You're giving them your energy.
Julian Sanchez
Any system can be pushed to its limits and overcharged into collapse.
They can't handle me.
Dominic Price
Jokes on them I fap to Negev hentai
Jeremiah Martin
>niggerspeak
>using 90% of ones phisycal and mental energies on sexual acts
i think you are a honorary Bantu
Brody Sanders