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Is Australia on fire or something?

>Oi did you guys ever get to not go to school because it was too hot?
Yeah one time in North Carolina, I forget the temp cutoff

It's been considered, does sound like a good plan

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradfield_Scheme

It's gonna be 47 on Thursday, pray for me while I do a 14 hour shift.

I've only been in 114F heat before, lasted 4 days
anyways, stick ice cubes up your butt

>Australia defeats Finland.jpg

Satan's asshole.

stay away from melbourne CBD.
the hot weather makes the jigs 1000 times more aggressive.

Neetbux here

I live in Colorado. We are having massive snow storm right now. Schools are closed.
Heh. Heh heh.

Aboriginals screaming MUH LAND!

Also no water to begin with, best you could hope for is some fuckoff gorge cutting the nation in half but that'd just be seawater fucking up what little agriculture grows out that way for hundred of years until the salt filters out.

I will be thinking of you friend while I enjoy my neet life in an ac'd room.

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Non white detected. 2° is comfy as fuck for white people you subhuman ape

You in a warehouse or something?
Hope you're not some sort of construction worker or outdoor laborer... anyways, put icecubes in butt

Good edit.

Also nice digits.

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He does this every year, it culls the weak, forges the rest.

Kek

"Heh, just got a job out in the outback it pays well!"

>3 weeks later

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Alright fuckers lets settle this.

Dry heat, or Humid?

why would we ever want to make inland areas habitable?

so australia can become the next china or india?

so another melbourne can be built in the outback, niggers, muslims, socialists and all?

Meanwhilte in the Netherlands: about an inch of snow and comfy as fuck

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drink heaps of water and wear sun protection if you're outside m8, if you're some fatcunt lazy office worker then i hope you choke on your korma

kek underrated

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Dry heat every fucking time. Rather not be stuck in some muggy hell-hole sweating my arse-crack off.

Nah, I get badly sunburned but I do enjoy the heat

dry heat obviously

Everytime

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wish we had weather girls like that we got to have foreigners and disabled ones.
The main one is a girl without an arm.

also I'm cold

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I couldn't even imagine temperatures that low, 17 is fucking freezing for me.

Thats what you get for living quarter of a mile from the sun.

The naitive peoples complection shoukd have been an indicatior of how much of an arid hell-hole Poztralia is.

>Australia defeats Finland
Holy kek

Nah, just your average January heat wave.

>steal all the water from 5 other states that are also deserts.

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I remember my holiday to the UK, your weather girl had one arm.

In mining fellas, will be in the sun and usually drink 4L of water daily so will be fine.

I can't even handle 26 degrees Celsius without nearly having a heat stroke meanwhile people are living in over 45 like it was nothing.

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-30 here. Fuuuck

jealous.
sometimes it snows in the mountains near melbourne (only a few days each year, and a few inches at most).

one of the few good things about living in this shit hole.

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Hoover dam has enough water for Nevada by far if California niggers would stop stealing it

Meanwhile its -5°C here

I've not had a TV in about 13 years, is this really what happens now? Fuck disgraceful and disgusting to look at.

I’m sure you don’t have to work outside past a certain temp

What months belong to which seasons there?

Humidity is the absolute worst, no argument there.

fbpb

>meme flag
>meme answer
>shilling christianity
You could be more subtle, School.

>The main one is a girl without an arm

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Go to Madrid in July or August, city is almost empty but very hot (45°+). I like it as it's very comfy and if you want to escape the heat you either jump in the pool or go to the mountains in cercedilla and enjoy a pool filled with water from the winter snow and ice

>drink 4L
Don't forget your minerals and salts! You can get very fucked from developing an electrolyte imbalance, so be careful out there you aussie cunt.

Shorts and a t-shirt here in Florida. Best place on the planet this time of year.

All mining machinery has "air conditioning" so they don't really give a fuck hey.

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Coal?

based

whats that in freedom units?

Just invert yours. Dec, Jan,Feb are summer etc.

I asked because some fuckwit from Mt Isa was in on the Coast today saying Humid heat was more tolerable and it completely fucked my brain over, had to double check.

The blonde who has half her arm missing but some little fucking miniature claw growing out of her elbow stump, it's fucking horrific. I reckon she can pick her nose with it.

Quitchabitchin

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Dude where I live it hits a point where it's 40-45C 24/7 for 4 months on end, and its hot as fuck before and after that still

Fuck this gay ass shit, I wanna go home where the white man belongs. Hearing the aussies complain is making my anxiety for later this year grow.

fucking hell.
how long could you stay outside with just a t shirt and shorts?
i don't understand this type of cold, my hand hurts if i hold onto an ice cube for longer than 10 seconds.

denbro 100% right, happened to a good friend of mine on site. dude kept complaining he was thirsty yet was smashing the waters, next second hes on the deck

Yeh cunt.
Primary school in country NSW back in the 80's. No aircon back then so if above 36 we could stay home
Shit was cash!!!

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I work at the post office where she has a PO box, livinias really nice in RL

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Don't worry champ, got it all under control.
Iron Ore, my friend.

I've waited the whole fucking year for this, it was unusually hot in this humid swamp. I can't even imagine living in Australia, too fucking hot.

I'll never understand why my great grandfather left switzerland for this.

120 degrees in the desert feels like 90 degrees in the tropics.

Yeah, we never got anything like that when I was in Melbourne. Here in Darwin its hot as fuck all the time, no one goes home.
Remember when they used to have normal colors for normal temperature ranges on the telly? 20-25 was green, 25-30 was yellow, 30-35 was orange and 35-40 was red?
Now its fucking alarmist colors all year round. Fuck this bullshit

Fuck you knew it was a good school day when they wheeled the VCR out and popped in some Gibsonkino.

bhp? you up north?

Texas heat is fucking worse than anywhere in the world.

Humidity literally kills you. All your gear falls apart like soft bread. In what world is that more tolerable?

>Bulgaria
>can't handle heat
I thought you guys were basically tropics.

45 degrees in Adelaide on Thursday and 43 degress in Melbourne, you must be a half-breed that lives in outback NSW.

23.0 Degrees

People think we joke about tv. Glad I don't watch it.

For those not in the know 1/6th of the people on tv are quota authorized (gay, furry, trans black, black black whatever)

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Thanks

>Except the Californians....who think that they can live in the desert as long as they steal all the water from 5 other states that are also deserts.

What?

Down South champ, BGC

Shit it got to 38 in Tokyo last summer and I actually thought I was going to fucking die walking to a train station. 45+ how long realistically can you stay outside in that heat?

Californian's have a problem with not understanding that if you live in a desert/arid climate, that keeping your lawn perfectly green all year round takes a huge amount of water.

Be me
>Work in sun
>Intermittent fasting
>Keto
Come at me cunt

Seriously, FUCK living in Aussie land.
That heat would be the fucking death of me.
If the spiders and snakes didn't get me, the bastard sun would.

Nah i remember it regularly being 40+ just never actually getting days off for heat specifically. I was in FNQ.

Something about the buildings and humidity in in Tokyo channel the heat i swear to god. I went there in 2015 and even 34-35 felt worse than 40+ in Australia. And fuckers were doing that trip in 3 piece suits practically dyed in their own sweat.

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