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i hope tarentino (after licking under aged feet) rips this film a new asshole with one of his reviews

why do you need to post it here? go trigger /tv/

wait hes help making this? lel

Next movie: Incels and the city

one of my favourite movies being destroyed by feminists.

alright

calling it now: they'll battle about not being Ms. White

there really is zero creativity left in Pedowood, is there?
SAD

>forcing women into a male role

This will obviously be ghostbusters all over again. Who's funding these films?

Tip top keks

Porn parodies.

Not huge

Now's a great time to post this I guess.

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If you actually think the woman in that image is underaged, then you're retarded.

For what reason? Reservoir dogs is a self contained story directed by a good director, there's nothing to add. Most of the iconic scenes wouldn't make sense or would be cringe inducing with women. The whole father/son motif with Mr. Orange would be lost also.

jesus christ the advertisement alone is cringey enough

Would watch, lol

>hen you keep doing the same thing despite it failing every single time

So we're going to have some qt 3.14 gut shot and bleeding out in agony for the majority of the movie? I'll fap to that. Another qt lady cop gets sliced up and executed while Steeler Wheels plays on the soundtrack? Shut up and take my money.

>flips the script

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And they still lost ha.

Jesus fucking christ.
The director with a nigger-complex is now getting his shit rewrittten for roastie virtue signaling.
This is how history is rewritten, even if it just is for movies.
I'm so sick of this shit.

Why do they keep doing this? Fucking why

Its a money laundering scheme.

Do people really still go to the movies? Half the time I forget that medium even exists

Wow, more coattail riding.
Why can't women come up with something original?
Also, it'll be shit, and everyone knows it.

Fucking kek

So instead of guys fucking up a bank heist, men being shot, and a man being tortured and shot on screen it's going to be women? Highly doubt it.

No they are going to be mad about being Ms. White.

That fat mulatto is going to be a big star. But seriously, I refuse to believe this is real until given more evidence. That promo picture looks retarded and amateur as fuck.
You know why this won't work? Women aren't gangsters. They don't do shit like rob banks without a man giving them instructions.
The very notion of a group of women coming up with a plan and following through on it, especially if that plan involves any possibility of danger - makes me laugh.

How original

>The whole father/son motif with Mr. Orange would be lost also
Seriously imagine that scene with women. I'd rather watch a car accident.

saved

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hmmmm, no nigs in the first one, except for the guy educating the cop on how to go undercover

this will bomb like oceans vagina but they probably don't care their main goal is further demoralisation

Imagine posting bait this low quality in current year. This shit WILL eventually get made into a movie, but for now you niggas is in a troll bread.

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Why though? Why does it need to be re-done with all women? The Kill Bill movies showed that you can have a success movie with a strong female lead if you write a novel and interesting script for it. Why do they not just write novel and interestings script strong female characters? Why are they being so lazy?

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>So instead of guys fucking up a bank heist,

It was a jewellery heist not a bank.

god you guys are fucking retarded, this isnt real.

vimeo.com/205946705

There must be a video of Tarantino fucking the little girl he licked the foot of, why else would he allow such bullshit?

I would unironically watch a female version of Fight Club.
>pic unrelated

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>female Reservoir Dogs
Reservoir Bitches

I support this. We get to watch all these stupid female characters die.

...why is there no female tarantino who can write own cool stories, why are there no exelent female directors who can imagine cool movies without copy and paste masterpieces? women are in everything lameducks!

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Did anyone look into this? Lmfao

It's a play, not a movie.

>a play written in 2009
sage and kys

Does one of them have a heavy period?

is Tarantino directing?

>4 women I don't recognize trying to recreate an iconic film
This will fail.

>>Why am I Miss Pink?
>>Because you're a fucking faggot
KEK.

>calling it now: they'll battle about not being Ms. White
Oh, that and being Ms. Black.

>Why am I Ms. Pink
>Cause youre a dyke alright
This surely wont flop

Underrated.

>For what reason?
Uma MeToo'd Quentin.

Also, Weinstein pretty much paid for everything in Quentin's career. He needs a new producer.

They are flipping the script user, plus it's women planning the heist so it will all go to plan and they will get away with millions

i hate this world

Why can't they just come up with their own shit instead of ruining our shit

The fat nigger bitch

I won't watch it

Seems like it women were actually a capable or talented as men, they would make their own heist movie instead of appropriating one that already exists and completely missing the point.

>all of them ugly
When are they going to learn?

>doll
>stuffed toy
>empowerment for women

Why can't women come up with an original idea? These movies fail because they aren't original and entertaining, they're a bunch of women acting like cheap imitations of men

I'm about one inch away from rivers of blood. Don't push me.

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so they're on a mission to destroy every good movie ever? even if they lose money doing it every single time? lmao

They know it's going to go terrible yet they still make this shit anyway. I swear they late these movies with our tax money

>woman don't rob banks
youtu.be/kJ_3ZWwnTdw

The first movie is fine it doesn't need a reboot, a remake, and it sure as fuck won't benefit in any way from a gender swap. NO ONE IS ASKING FOR THESE MOVIES. STOP MAKING THEM.

interesting..
more on this?

porn parodies

everyone still commenting has shit for brains.

vimeo.com/205946705

OPs a faggot so are the posters in here, took two seconds to research this thread is bullshit

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>Feminists are given a cast with an even number.

>Claim to be for equality

>Give all the lead roles to women

"Oh dethroning men and putting up women would be the same problem."

Whats the plot in this one? He was never shot it was just her period?

The cop will still be a man, and she'll take his balls.

kek i'd watch that. 4 autists trying to get laid while getting BTFO by roasties and jewish plots

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The japanese can do it with anime girls.
I mean they even replaced battleships and war planes with anime girls.

The problem isnt replacing the cast with women, the problem is that the women are unlikable and unfuckable. Pornos aside.

If they cast some actually funny/likable women, we would be on board, but the golden girls are dead. They were the only good ones.

I like Dee from always sunny too, but hollywood must find her too trashy, because she isnt in much stuff.

Hollywood exec pitches to a room: okay how about this. Reservoir dogs...but with an all female cast!!!

Everyone looks around nervously

New guy puts his hands up

The room is dead silent

New guy " Umm the last ghost busters completely bombed and oceans 8 female cast barely broke even"

Hollyexec "get your fucking ass out of my building you piece of shit"

New guy "but sir youll go bankrupt if you keep doing this!"

Hollywood exec "security!! throw this bigotted piece of shit out now!"

Hollywood exec "yes where was i now" snaps fingers "oh yes one of them should be transsexual"

>I'd rather watch a car accident
Just wait for the release then, it's gonna be a fucking train wreck

...

>i went on a date with mrs. thicc. She treated me so nicely, lavished me with gifts and praise, but then she says we are just friends.

My incels in the city quiz says im a total Curtis.

>hard-boiled crime flick about a group of male criminals screaming and beating each other
>only movie Tarantino made that isn't infested with fetishized white guilt
>recast it exclusively with females
It's startling how they keep doing this. It always fails. I can't wait for this woke generation of ideas to flunk out of Hollywood once the fat cats realize there's no money in it.

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STOP FEEDING THE FUCKING SIMULATION

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>You guys are acting like a bunch of fucking niggers! You ever work with niggers?!

I bet this line doesn't make this version of the movie.

that's cute

Is this a joke?

Wow, this is so original. Is this the only way for females not to be Mary Sues in movies?

womp womp

>Ok but unironically, has there ever been a remake of a movie casting all females that actually turned out good? No memes
hardly, at this point its a miracle if they are in the black post release

Are they going to have an all female criminal gang that tortures a female cop for fun and will there be a cringy scene about whether men have life too hard due to all the manual labor and war jobs they take on? Oh, no? It will be yet another male bashing adventure into Jewelyweird with no more of a message than "white men are shit."

The trouble with most female characters in mainstream movies for the last few decades is that they are male characters played by females.

Man robs a bank
>everyone collectively shits themselves
>mass panic
>old customers are having heart attacks
>Everyone complies without question
>guy has a squirt gun.

Woman robs bank
>no one even bats an eye
>everyone goes about their business
>One dude is like "lady please."

This is hysterical.

Why do they keep doing this? lmao Haven't they BTFO enough times already with these female reboots?

its going to be so bad