PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MEGANE TUCK EDITION /ptg/

>when an incel tells me there's no such thing as Yonia

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>Once you go crack you never go back

What did Creepy Joe mean by this?

AWOO~

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I still think Trump will have it there. His announcement today was just to create more distraction and give the Dems a false win.

AWOO!

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That can't possibly be real.

>enters Senate chamber
Nothing personnel cryptkeeper

>mfw Trump forces the CIA to overthrow all the Cold War CIA-backed Socialist regimes

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I can't tell if their real anymore... reeeee

>crack is not different from cocaine

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Trolling is an art and you can't even doodle.

Be more subtle.

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It's fake retarded leaf

once you do crack you don't go back ~ Uncle Joe

Sandniggers love to deflect to dirtniggers, that's the base of their 'bonding' with whites. Don't ya just hate niggers, goyi- I, mean, Greg.

Humanity's destiny is greater than we ever dreamed.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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Congrats, you did it

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uncle joe nose about blow.

gotta find the creepy uncle Joe Biden gifs again

You got it fren, you're first to Awoo !

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California ranks 41st in per student spending and 1st in per prisoner spending.

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He a lush

> Trump's polling _________
This meme will never end

You got the one of him holding the babies crotch ?

California is the Canada of the USA.
>Free healthcare
>Multi cultural
>Safe
>Social programs

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just noticed most of the Transformers are Samurai. Was this a premonition for the japs becoming transhuman Honoraryans?

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>200835904
>>Safe
DIE, CHANG GOLDBERG.

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>safe
>>safe
>>>safe

Why they attacking Jay Leno?

>Jan 2025
>56% of CNN poll respondents believe Hillary would have done better
>Is this the end of Trump's legacy?

Attention: the monroe doctrine is hereby reinstated. Venezuela invasion first. Cuba next.

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>awoo's in space force

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>safe

Who's Next?

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Fuck Nancy for cancelling the SOTU

That's some comfy tv.

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>safe
>the land of serial killers
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>This Bush holdover on Tucker arguing that Trump should've re-opened the government and caved to Pelosi because he shouldn't hold the SOTU otherwise

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Why do redditors hate Musk nearly as much as they hate Trump? They even have a designated shilling subreddit named after the one they formed in 2016 to shill during the election. Did the jews find out about the Wernher von Braun prophecy and decide they needed to take active measures?

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GUYS, NANCY PELOSI JUST DABBED ON TRUMP SO HARD HE'S BEEN INJURED AND WON'T BE ABLE TO DO THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS

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Then France. They still have overseas possessions in the Americas.

Yes

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>WHY ARE THESE FILTHY SPICS VOTING IN MY COUNTRY?! HANNITY, TO HELL WITH YOUR SECONDS WE NEED TO KILL THEM ALL NOW!!!
TUCKER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

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>hahahaha drumpf
>you'll have to write a letter
>you'll NEVER give a televised State of the Union because you'll NEVER set foot in th-...
>what are you doing
>shloomf no
>*be Trump*
>*call press conference*
>*give televised SOTU*
>*send Congress an email with mp4*
>GRUMPF REEEEEEEEE HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
Say it with me:

TWO SOTUs
W
O

S
O
T
U
s

>safe
>hehe
You guys are fucking NPCs

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No the baby making a face

*TOUCHES CHIN* Say, did you hear about this one? Really something. Ehhhh. This is something else. Ughh uhhh.

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He started dropping redpills on Twitter.

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The State of the Union Address isn't going to happen on the 29th?

What?

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Only if this invasion includes forced Angloization, including mandatory English, extermination of the brownist of the spics, and BLEACHing of the remaining women.

So we’re going to war with Venezuela?

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Based but you’ll have to kill a lot of permanenty corrupted commies while the media kvetches

t cuban

no, the same rule still applies--don't listen to blackpill faggots

>200836226
Die.

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Cuba should be the designated dumping ground for all the niggers in the Americas and then sold to Spain so they understand how badly they fucked up by working with the kikes and shipping millions of them over here

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No. Let Brazil be the face of the Venezuelan liberation. The US can provide refeuling, logistics, materiel, and humanitarian assistance, but direct US involvement in South American freedom-establishing operations would turn many Latin Americans against us. Instead, let's forge a US-Brazil Axis of the Americas to cooperate at the elimination of the socialist threat.

What? You expect people not to make fun of you when say something so retardedly wrong?

> permanently corrupted commies
> media
Those are the same thing.

>Trump tweet: "I was going to describe the State of the Union to Congress on the 29th, but the event got shut down because Nancy Pelosi is butthurt. That sums up the state of the union so well I don't need to bother with a speech anymore."

ATTENTION TrumpOP!
____________________
Here's Pence. I'm not sure if it's a two-parter vid; didn't watch it live
>VP Pence on FBN 1/23/19
youtu.be/klsfOfhEnTI

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NO RACE MIXING YOU DIRTY JEWISH NIGGERFAGGOT. YOU ARE THE LOWEST OF ALL SCUM. MUH DIK THOU.
>t. (((You)))

>taxes don't do nothing

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Personally, I want to conquer the entire Caribbean and name it "Dorado" in honor of the Knights of the Golden Circle.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
rollin

What am I suppose to be mad about today?

>I was merely pretending to be retarded

She must be some kind of infiltrator plant or something.

Nah. Brazil and Columbia will do the heavy lifting.

>200836502
They take away the money I earned. Fug you leaf.

when several ppl laugh at something you said is called making a successful joke

Would this antagonize argentina or chile?

>Hurr California isn't safe
They have no guns there. You're just laughably retarded

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>alienate more than half the country
WHY AREN'T THEY PAYING ATTENTION TO US?

ROGER STONE ALERT

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>ROGER STONE ALERT

nonono. Just put them all in Hispaniola and send the white puertoricans back to cuba and black cubans to puerto rico. cuba is a beautiful place then make it a state and disown puerto rico.

White privileged Appalachian Catholics
Overthrow of rightfully elected commie king of Venezuela
Trump intimidating Cohen

As someone old enough to see the last night Carson hosted, it is all shit nowadays. Leno vs. Letterman was great. Now you have the Kimmels, some fat Brit, and a guy that laughed during every SNL sketch he was in. They all say the same jokes and have the same guests shilling the same narrative. Don't even watch any of them anymore and haven't for years.

Fake AOC tweets are annoying. Thought we stopped that meme?

It wouldn't be legit unless we got the band together by letting Argentina and Chile throw down as well.

Tbqh just form Gran Colombia as a federation of sorts, leave Argentina as it is, and get the FRCA back

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>200836649
AN ARMED SOCIETY IS A POLITE SOCIETY. BESIDES, SPICS USE KNIVES.

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>You can't have your SOTU speech here!
>MUH SECURITY!
Actually, Homeland Security and USSS both said we're good to go.
>NO I'M CANCELLING IT ANYWAY!

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