/VG/ - Venezuela General - Protests Edition

QUICK RUNDOWN:
>USA, Poland, Colombia, others, recognize Juan Guaidó the New President of Venezuela
>Protests raging across the country, thousands in the streets
>Military pledges alliance to Maduro
>Brazil talks of invasion
>Russia threatens to protect Venezuela
>Maduro orders U.S. diplomats to leave within 72 hours
>US says diplomats will not leave Venezuela, does not recognize authority of Maduro to order them out
>AOC, Gabbard, voices support for Maduro

Countries that today have formally recognized Guaidó as Interim President of Venezuela:
Argentina
Brazil
Canada
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Denmark
Ecuador
Guatemala
Honduras
Panama
Paraguay
Peru
USA

Countries that have formally recognized Nicolás Maduro as President of Venezuela:
Bolivia
Mexico
Cuba
Russia
Turkey

>LIVE MAP:
venezuela.liveuamap.com/

>LIVESTREAMS:
youtube.com/watch?v=ItKqLDcV4tY

youtube.com/watch?v=aBlnJyT9PUI

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youtube.com/watch?v=nqE_8suFnPg

>TV:
freeintertv.com/main/Venezuela-1-0-desc-1

>Twatter
twitter.com/search?q=Venezuela

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Nothing will happen

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lets thank the based cia niggers for giving us this entertainment

bump but dont call neo libs fascists again

Mexico just released a statement that they support Maduro. That's crazy!

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reminder: everyone is a kike

>In a 2016 trip to Israel, Paraguayan President Horacio Cartes told Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu that Paraguay "has had a Holocaust", stating that Paraguay lost "practically all our population" in the Paraguayan War.[38][39]
kek

DEATH TO AMERICA

DEATH TO ISRAEL

Guys, everyone tell me that this country is now full of super hot venezuelan whores but im too autist to get one, what should I do?

Based Empire.

FUCK KIKES AND FUCK CIA NIGGERS
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Just like jesus multiplied the penises"
youtu.be/eHbktsZrWdw

Calling himself a "mariposon" (slang for faggot)
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"Millones y Millonas"
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Maburro mistakes the SOS help sign for "sos" (you are)
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This is the clown you're defending, Maburrofags

Mexico has been cucked for a while.

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>hfw commie neighbor starting shit

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>His son is an Embed agent
>His Embed-President is an embed guy that is preaching that embed men and embed men should embed only with embed women to "embed the race".
>His Embed-President is an embed-ranking Embed member, a Master Embed, he is being supported by the entire global Embed secret society (www1.embed.uol.com.br/embed/2018/10/embed-de-embed-embed-conta-com-apoio-de-embed-embed-na-eleicao.shtml)
>His Embed-President said they have plans to embed Embed already (youtube.com/watch?v=emb3dEmembed)
>Embed said he plans to embed down the embed jungle and sell all the embeds in it for the Embeds (embed.embed.com/em-encontro-com-embed-embed-indica-ser-favoravel-embed-comercial-da-embed-22975107)
>Embed promised to give the Embed Launch Center to the Embeds (youtube.com/watch?v=embedEbdmebexe3)
>Embed salutes the Embed flag and chants "EMBED! EMBED! EMBED!" (youtube.com/watch?v=3MB3DEMBed)
>powerful Embed Embed Embed sends his embed to Embed, the Embed candidate (youtube.com/watch?v=emexbedE3med)
>each embed of the Embed family became an embed in the last decade. (oembed.com.br/embeds/embed/2018/01/embed-de-jair-embed-e-embeds-se-embed-em-apenas-dez-embeds.html)
>Embed accidentally embeds him and his embed received embeds from the one of the embeds that used to give the most embeds, "Who doesn't receive embeds? everyone receives embeds" says Embed (youtube.com/watch?v=3mbedEmbed)
>Embed said that Embed Familia was an embed to support embed people that didnt want to embed, a program for the embed to buy embeds, and a program that was gonna embed the embed's embed. NOW HE IS EMBEDDING IT and EMBEDDING IT by adding a 13th embed to it!

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Mexico is not backing up Maduro.
Mexico isn't going to do anything about Venezuela.
We are not going to help them if they're attacked.
We are not allied to them.
It's in the constitution to not get involved in foreign affairs.
It doesn't matter if you recognize or not the president.
The stance is neutral. The US is free to do whatever they please. Mexico won't be dragged into the mess.
For example, let's say Maduro is trounced and Guaidó becomes the president.
Mexico will simply recognize him. Simple as that. We're not going to not recognize him because we used to recognize Maduro before.

THAT is what being neutral is about. Being neutral isn't "not recognizing anyone" because that's retarded.

QUICK RUNDOWN ON VENEZUELAN OIL AND POWER

Venezuelan oil sucks. It is thick, gloppy, and hard to process, like toothpaste. No one likes it. It requires specialist supply chains and refiners. Most of these skilled folks have left Venezuela, so the oil money is not near what it used to be.

They are down to half their oil production from when Chavez was in power.

The only people really supporting Maduro on the ground are the militias, who got Russian aks and a paycheck. When that paycheck stops, they are just a desperate mob with ak’s

Maduro got a bunch of loans from Russia to continue to pay the militias, and in return will give crude.

The saudis are super Jews in this. They knew Maduro was a worthless faggot, so they pulled hard to get him into office. Their plan worked, and Madura fumbled around and crashed Venezuela’s market, giving more importance to Saudi oil.

Venezuala is in hard times, and will be for the next few years. They stopped growing food because communism, and started importing tons of food despite have great agricultural capacity. Jungle gets fallow and it’s hard to recover crops so quickly. So the next few years they have no money and no crops.

Brazil won’t do shit because there is a massive impassable jungle between them.

Us is going to go full Monroe doctrine on Russia and fuckthem over in the shipments.

Some of this information is sourced from Zeihan FYI.

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link?

I'll be in El Poblado in a few months is this whole thing going to fuck up my vacation? If no, save them for me.

oy vei el holocausto

When is the war gonna pop off?

Both sides are jewish
best thing to do is not getting involved

I missed this pasta.

They started

sauce

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Whoever brazilanon was in the other thread, please post more pictures of my beautiful amazonian princess so we can dab on Venezuela together

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Tell them you have money and big pito. Tons of culo will come your way.

haven't these kind of riots happened before over there?

>voting a literal BUS DRIVER into power who never even finished primary school

Lol leftards.

(((Maduro)))
embavenez-us.org/_spanish/documentos/dccomunidadjudia.pdf

I'm just triggering the Mexican poster.

Of course communists who want to take everything from most of their populace would back Maduro.

6 trillion baby goats were gassed

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Most Americans couldn't find Venezuela on a map

Civil war by next week

Maduro did nothing wrong. Hes not even a socialist. Hes a boring ass democratic socialist like you'd find in Denmark or some shit.

Why would we need to?

OFFICIAL SIDES MAP!!!!!!
MY LAST MAP I NEED TO SLEEP!!!
THIS IS Jow Forums + Jow Forums APPROVED
IF I GOT ANYTHING WRONG IDGAF ANYMORE SOMEONE ELSE CAN MAKE THE MAPS NOW

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More than 100 million deaths in the 20th century and still we never learn, communism must be erradicated.

make a rape shed in the jungle, knock one out and drag them there, do the needful

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>tfw this shit show is going to fuck up my trip to El Poblado.

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It was not the cia, not everything revolves around burgerland, it just happened that the us was the first to dislegitimate maduro as president

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>Uruguay
Cucks.

Oil?

> whopper
good taste.

...

Ironically your country stereotypically gets omitted on maps

Nice thread CIA.

This is delicious

Urgay is full communist homosexuals crazy on maconha and chimarrão

Maduro is not a socialist, he's a clown

This is the best Venezuela has got to offer.

And honestly its not even worth it

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Reminder America is the home of judeo-capitalism and all of the enemies of judeo-capitalism are supporting Maduro.

That's the attitude

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Are you poor or something? Literally almost fucked one the other day for 50 lucas and that's expensive, but she was premium. The other ones are really trashy and no beter than locals in any way

You're telling to do FARC techniques to a colombian? Great job

REMINDER THAT MADURO IS JEWISH

JEWISH COMMUNISM MUST BE PURGED

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TWO whoppers

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Sudacas love to vote in lower class retards into power

Don't talk shit about my chimarrão, nigger.

tell me more about ARRE VOLKKKK

Are you saying Maduro is the jiggalo candidate?

China's been getting absolutely destroyed recently, this is glorious.

support the empire and you shall receive lots of kuruminhas, fresh from Amazonia.

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where, how

im pretty sure this new guy is the cias guy

best one yet

>pipeline from Venezuela to US.

WTF I hate Indonesia and Mexico now

>Bolivia
>Urugay

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Why would we go there for that? Iraq and Afghanistan still have their oil. We're in those places to surround Iran because Israel told us to. Venezuela doesn't border Iran, does it?

but your upperclass just voted a literal retard and laughing stock into power in brazil

how do you process that?

If Maduro had a 400 IQ he would destroy all the oil reserves. Literally all CIA funding to the opposition would drop to zero and the country would be left in peace.

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Jugallo*
Damn I fucked up my stupid joke

they can't do shit about Taiwan, what could they possibly do about their south sea or Venezuela?

Chinks are all talk, they know their economy is completely dependent on the west.

Is there some pic/chart/pasta where i can see what differences Maduro and Guaidó in politics without reading a wall of text

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That's what gas stations are for

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someone needs to edit Maduro into a Juggalo

>just voted a literal retard and laughing stock into power in brazil
that's every brazilian election ever

First of all why does Russia always choose to be on the opposite side of what the US chooses?
Secondly, which guy did the people actually vote for? Why is there a debate on who is president?

BUT BUT..
MAH SOCIALISM!
MAH UTOPY!
MAH EVERY SINGLE CITZEN WITH THE SAME DESIRES AND PROSPECTS IN LIFE!

When communism destroys your country, people vote for a right wing government to save you. Sadly, when things go back to normal, people vote for socialist retards again.

Lads, are Venezuelan women goblinas like women in Chiapas or do they have qt castizas like the regias in Monterrey?

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Source on this? Do you just assume European countries will side with US?

afghanistan doesnt have oil it has drugs which the US absolutely takes advantage of and Iraq's oil has absolutely been ransacked by foreign powers

Well then don't mind if we get all that free oil brother.

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>Venezuala is in hard times, and will be for the next few years.
Russians send an economical advisors to Maduro with goal to reform country's economy, but Maduro was like "Everything you say is very cool, but better just give money so that we can continue to build socialism".
tldr Russia gives up on Venesuela.

>he doesn't like the fuhrer

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i means its every american election too i guess

fuck is wrong with this hemisphere

Maduro es muerto.

la 22 bro, basically any puticlub is littered with them. As soon as you get to that block there are venezuelan men everywhere pimping their own women and they even refer to them as venecas, which I personally don't support

WHEW...

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Niggers

Why is an anti maduro hashtag trending in Israel? Is there hhundreds of thousands venezuelians in Israel or is it JIDF?

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Most kiwis couldn't find Rhode island on a map