Jesus fixt your DNA bro

Consider this: Jesus Christ was sent to earth as an antidote to an possibly unforseen and unfortunate genetic anomaly that would lead to an untimely demise of the beloved human race.

Stay with me. No record of Jesus's life in his 20's? What do most handsome carpenters do in their 20's? They have miles and miles of sex.

According to the NT, Jesus did quite a bit of healing using his saliva, thusly transmitting DNA. (Microchimerism is srs bzns)

The concept that God would send his only begotten Son to be murdered by us in order for us to be saved makes no sense whatsoever. "Hey guys take my kid and kill him so I won't be mad at you and destroy your entire species!" Yea. No. Absurd.

Was this a fix of sorts implemented by God to correct what could have been something like Tay Sach's or porphyria? Is this where the super honkies came from?

I dunno. Do you?

Also, why is Ben Carson so hardcore?

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>The concept that God would send his only begotten Son to be murdered by us in order for us to be saved makes no sense whatsoever. "Hey guys take my kid and kill him so I won't be mad at you and destroy your entire species!"
I don't think you quite understand the theology behind Christ's sacrifice and resurrection. Then again, I'm 90% sure this is a troll

I guess I don't. I can't rationalize it.
Not trolling man. I read Mark the other night and some things just stuck in my head.

I am honestly trying to reconcile the concept but I can't. Not saying I don't accept the current theological interpretation, it's never really been explained in detail to me.

Not trying to reinvent the wheel here just considering an idea to make this reasonable. I have children and the idea to sacrifice them just seems insane.
"For God so loved the world"
I mean really? Damn man. Fucking damn. That can't be.

I subscribe to Christianity and work in adhering to the tenants therein. To clarify, my intent isn't to discredit the NT only to further understand it and consider ideas and interpretations maybe previously no thought of.

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>According to the NT, Jesus did quite a bit of healing using his saliva, thusly transmitting DNA.
Why do you think eat the body and blood of Christ? Did you think transubstantiation was just a LARP?

Checked and keked.

It is believe the blood of jesus ran through a crack in the ground to an underground vault ont o the ark of the covenent, somehow keeping one of God's promises

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>The concept that God would send his only begotten Son to be murdered by us in order for us to be saved makes no sense whatsoever.
Im sure a lot of us agree. So why did God do it then?