/pol! Kek was a LIE! It was fidget spinners, there were our source of power!

I realize it now, it all makes sense. Kek was never the source of power for our meme magic, it was fidget the spinners, the whole time. The way they rotate like solar wheels, swastikas and schwarze sonnes, the way millions of people suddenly devoted their concentration to using them, they became a kind of psychic dynamo, and all the power they generated got routed to us and fueled our memes.

As they rose in popularity throughout 2015, Trump won. As they peaked throughout 2016, we were on an unending string of electoral, policy, and steetfighting victories. As they started to taper off in early 2017, Gert and Le Pen lost their elections, and as the fad was well and truly dead in summer 2017, the debacle in Charlottesville killed our momentum, the heat of the investigations and media scrutiny really got turned up on Trump, and the deflatforming truly started to hurt our cause. The rise and fall of our power can be tracked with the ascent and decline of fidget spinners on a month-by-month basis.

They were the source of our power, like little autistic turbines of psi. If we ever want to win again, to steamroll the media and the world like he did in 2016, we need to bring the fidget spinner back!

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Kek says you are wrong

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bump

The kikes truly fear our great God. Praise Kek.

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Can't argue with digits. Guess it was a chaos god all along.

Unless you're a script using nigger.

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>the closest 888 post is 200859888
>In terms of amphibian biodiversity per unit surface area, Ecuador is number one in the world, with 39 times more amphibian species than the average country.
>frogs are amphibian
This is less of a coincidence than all the Jews who got sick and not going to work in the WTC on 9/11.

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based and digitspilled

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I dont know who to use scripts desu.

Wew lad, I didnt know that. Its time to study.

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Fools! Do not deny the truth before you! When the fidget spinners revolved like hand-held prayer wheels in the hands of hapless millions, our memes assailed reality and it was rent beneath their force. When they were forgotten, our power was lamed and stunted. We no longer have the mojo to manifest the death of an 85 year old woman with three broken ribs and two lung tumors; we used to work miracles and atrocities, now we can't manage probabilities! We need to revive the fidget spinner fad if we're ever to recharge our mana pool.

Worthless. Your batrachian idol cannot empower those digits because he never could. He was nothing but a paper tiger before the storm, a storm created by the cyclone that was the whirling fidget spinner.

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>checkedmate
/thread

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Checked. REPENT YOUR SPINS

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heretic!

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Checked

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No! You blind fools, why can't you see? The digits mean nothing, they're naught but a conduit for power, power generated by the rotation of the flywheel. Kek does not generate the power, chaos cannot be bound within circuits. Without the spinners, all our gets are mere dead, unpowered circuits.

Please, Jow Forums. This may be our last chance.

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You are a false prophet of Kek! The power of Kek lies not in the fidget spinner! It lies in the heart of every shit poster willing to fuck over America because it's funny

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You're onto something. It's not the source of the power however. Kek is a magick of its own and the gematric significance of post Humber's another that have been merged through ritual. Fidget spinners were literally a meme and had an effect as well as they were their own form of magick, or rather, another "spell" so to speak under the grimoire of meme magick. The point you make of the rotational energy is spot on; meme magick 101. The same action (even more powerful as it is a physical action that involves more points of the aether simultaneously with the exponential use of the action, as opposed to text or images) repeated similarly and simultaneously is the basis of meme magick. What exact effect it has is hard to tell. Is it "revving up" because it spins or does it create an aetheric "whirlpool" because it rotated those points of the aether? And what modifying effect does either of those possibilities have on the surrounding environment?

HERETIC SPINNER REPENT

If your Kek truly is the power above powers, then what of these, Jow Forums? What of Kek's flag? What of his clerics and paladins? What of the plane of Kekistan? The cringe, the embarrassment, things you cast your eyes from and deny! These things, Jow Forums, are the power of Kek. These are the works of his chaos, the shame you try to forget every day. Without the power of the spinners, these and only these things may you accomplish.

I ask you again, Jow Forums. See the truth. Accept wisdom. Bring back the fidget spinner.

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Something like this is simply a side effect of the magick. Just as a high fantasy fire spell, as an example to illustrate, may be directed at a person but the surrounding area gets scorched as a result. Memes directed at a certain target will "irradiate" so to speak, the surrounding area; metaphysical in this case rather than physical as in the fire example. Autism is in the metaphysical vicinity of memes as a concept therefore get tainted by the power of the magick.

Why not both Pepe and faggot spinners?

Op is dead for blasphemy

shadilay, brother
>the nostalgia
take me back to 2016

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The old days

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It is belief that gives power. Faith that the numbers have divine meaning makes it thus so. Ya know whats different now? Trump won and then all the reddit spazzes that came here stopped the high energy, they stopped believing in memes, they started getting blackpilled, they allowed the shills to dictate their thoughts and emotions, they gave up. But, the blame does not land solely at the feet of insufferable newfaggot redditscum that refuse to lurk... Some oldfaggots also started to forget the powers that had been discovered, maybe they remember it but they stopped practicing it.

The memes are universal truths, messages delivered straight from the divine. You mother fuckers need to get your acts together and start learning just what memes are and how they work, because we have a mega meme approaching and we need to be ready for it. HINDSIGHT IS 2020!

Kek agrees with you.

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nice autism! Your mom should be proud