>T.May cries wolf: trying to ramp up terror threat to boost support
uk.reuters.com
>Philips' victims demand prosecution as royal GTA continues
belfasttelegraph.co.uk
>Abbott in feud with BBC over QT bias
politicshome.com
>UK defence disarray: nuclear sub almost hits ferry
ukdefencejournal.org.uk
>Dozer driver smashes Travelodge, gets crowdfunded
metro.co.uk
>BBC project fear from EU
bbc.co.uk
1st for JANNIES ARE FANNIES
protip; go to motherless and search for horse , fap like crazy
OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH TUBBY TUBBY
TUBBY TUBBY TUBBY TUBBY CUSTARD
l-lads?
Tfw I'm not nice and toasty bundled up under the covers with Jenna in this cold weather.
It's very cold this morning. Sitting in the van too lazy to work.
Vending machine operator is furious with me for deciding to switch operators. He says he's always been prompt with fixing any issues of which there have been many. He said he has almost been operating at a loss due to the frequency of repairs recently.
Nigger that's exactly the problem, I don't care if you're "prompt", why the fuck are your machines breaking every other day? Half the complaints I get from tenants are about your fucking machines, this isn't normal.
Occupied Germany
It's 47.7 Celsius where I am... TFW it's not cold.
-5 here with rock hard snow everywhere
My ratings of Trip and name fags
1. Eddie (He wins)
2. Nadiya (least cancerous)
3. Pube (Anonymongs fear him)
4. Steerpike (AWOL)
5. YKTD (AWOL)
6. Skinheads vs Me (The bane of night/pol/)
7. Eddie posers (cringe LARPers)
8. Pube posers (cringe LARPers)
9. Lulu (pathetic and sad tranny)
10. Cauldron (tries too hard to be a notable tripfag figure)
...
>t.
I'm a scout for the tripnonce grooming gang. I'll steal your daughter and sell her to Eddie for fiddling
Pretty accurate
>1. Me
>2. Skinheads
Ftfy
>Javid is regarded as one of Israel's staunchest supporters in the Cabinet,[47] and is a long-time supporter of Conservative Friends of Israel.[48] At a 2012 event hosted by them, he said he would, out of all the countries in the Middle East, choose Israel as home.
>Javid's strong record of speaking out against anti-Semitism has earned him plaudits from leading Jewish communal figures.[51] His appointment as Home Secretary was welcomed by a number of Jewish organisations, including the Board of Deputies of British Jews and the Jewish Leadership Council.[55]
>Previously, as Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government, Javid wrote to all council leaders to ask them to adopt the IHRA's definition of anti-Semitism.[56] In 2015, addressing the Holocaust Educational Trust’s annual dinner, the then Business Secretary Javid condemned 'dinner party anti-Semites' and said, "I can’t remember the last time I spoke to a Jewish friend or colleague who hasn’t, at some point, found themselves sitting awkwardly at a dinner party while a fellow guest railed against the international ‘kosher conspiracy’".[57]
lmao wtf, anyone care to explain what his deal is?
>>T.May cries wolf: trying to ramp up terror threat to boost support
She thinks fucking hers trolly dolly hubby is the same pulling fast one on everyone else
>Old bag is right!
>>Philips' victims demand prosecution as royal GTA continues
Gullible women- (I wouldn't, but surely somebody could, like 5 pinter) - fuck her
>>Abbott in feud with BBC over QT bias
Just fuck off already
>>UK defence disarray: nuclear sub almost hits ferry
Almost
Almost is a sighting, hence not happening, hence gay
>>Dozer driver smashes Travelodge, gets crowdfunded
Good lad, runs fast Jow Forums approved spastic
>>BBC project fear from EU
Load of shit is hitting home, LARPing faggots as BloJo, Nigel, MayBot, Hunt, etc (((they))) just are LARPing cnuts, 0 fucks given about me being nEEt.
Is that your mum's number?
Alex Salmon INNOCENT
We are fucked
Commies are full of kike lobbyists
Cons, they are cons
BNP, UKIP etc are shit tier LARPers, Lizzy has own lodge
We are fucked, hard and proper, looks like we love it!
Yeah
Mkay faggot
And I don't fancy your sister
the queen is the last connection between British Empire Great Britain and bongstanhole little england piss pot you are now. When she dies England dies
England died in 1914 you daft cunt, if you're going to talk shit at least get it right
Anyone know what Salmond is being charged with? It must have leaked by now
FREEDOMMMM!
Please tell me Brit/pol/ is smart and principled enough not to support this Maduro coup bollocks american boomers are hawking about?
These days, if you say you're Scottish, you get arrested and thrown in jail
I know I am smart and principled enough to tell you to fuck off and not ask questions this early in the morning
why?
What happened here?
Its 10am, its nearly fucking afternoon.
MEAT PIE SAUSAGE ROLL
UPRISING WE MUST DEFEND THE PEDOS
I don’t support it. Venezuala is an example of what socialism can do to a country. The worse it gets, the better capitalism looks in comparison.
When the yanks do invade and the country starts being productive again, it’ll cement the fact that left wing economics are shite
>When the yanks do invade and the country starts being productive again
You think that will stop them? They'll find new and moronic ways to justify their social theories.
Venezuela is the way it is because of America. So you're another globalist hypocrite? Disappointing.
lol has he been caught noncing?
>Alex Salmon INNOCENT
He's ((((politician)))
>Guilty
Burn him on a stick lads
How is it Americas thought
>cyber nats larping as oppressed Catalonians
hilarious
First for FUCK Alex Salmond and FUCK Scottish traitors who pick EU over UK
>FUCK Scottish traitors who pick EU over UK
can't blame them, I'd choose anyone over you poms at this point.
Alex Salmond confirmed tripnonce grooming gang member
>implying the abduction isn't part of the thrill for the sick nonce
>not even knowing that Scotland is more cucked than Sweden at this point
rightly so
Just bought a toupe. You lose.
rolling
Who's the real pube?
Where is designated leftist??
There's a little bit of pube inside all of us.
I think Venezuela will be better off without the commies, but it's not Americas responsebility or buissness,
Had to stop wearing undies cuz the fluffs would get stuck in me arse hair
>Scottish government conceded that its internal investigation of the complaints against him was flawed
bbc.co.uk
>Noice
Could sturgeon be removed because of her involvement?
>I would choose ebola over the flu
Shit show was cosing with rooshky faggotry
>twitter.com
Triple nonce or a tranny, same shit- elitist pervert
Dead alongside rightly so (pbuh) and Rimmer(pbuh)
It's positioning, he goes out of his way to be as un-Muslim as possible - naming Paki rape gangs, turning Arabs over to the US to be tortured, marrying a white woman, not going to the mosque ever, saying he's an atheist, cosying up to Jews - so he can be Prime Minister. He doesn't need to seek out the Conservative Muslim voters, because there are hardly any.
Sturgeon was seeing MayBot couple of days ago-
>Happening!
Don't care about Latin America, the Yanks can do what they like in their own backyard. I'd be quite happy for the Monroe Doctrine to be reinstated provided they leave the Eurasian landmass.
Luv Sajvid me, Ngubu for for home sec, Gareth Southgate as chancellor
I believe Salmond is in the Masons...
What is the ERG? What is the backstop?
Those two questions were part of a hit piece on leave voters on bbc2 Derbyshire
They love Gareth Southgate. A search of "gareth southgate masculinity" is instructive, apparently he is a role model for all of us
startpage.com
How long has YKTD been gone for?
forever
where is FCMD?
There's vending machines at my work which runs 24/7. They're always fucking breaking down or jamming but the contractor only comes out once a week.
Geezer's keeps going on at me telling me my lads keep shake the machines when their item doesn't fall:
> Why isn't the shit falling?
> Are they supposed to wait a week and come in on their day off to get their snickers
> Expecting a lad to remain calm 11-hours into a 12-hour night shift when their red bull gets stuck
Told him he needed to sort his fucking machines out before I did anything to sort my lads out.
He was here the other day
He'll be in out in a day then
>You don't see Philip sweating, do you?
U so stronk
>Scottish Nonce Party
>Scots fear transphobes
they should
Don't date fat women, not the whale slags, she wanted to kill /our/guy but killed the boat
>When will speedboat killer be behind bars? Race is on to 'swiftly' return Jack Shepherd to Britain - but his lawyers say it could take MONTHS because he may fight extradition from Georgia
>dailymail.co.uk
Second referendum amendment planned for next Tuesday has been shelved
aye m8 u goita loicense for dat eh transphobia?
Hello Nadiya.
Boom
>Second referendum amendment planned for next Tuesday has been shelved
As expected, they haven't got the numbers (yet)
God damn that sounds perfect, can we swap?
I'll wrap up in big warm blanket instead of suffering through sleeplessness nights because of this non-stop fucking heat
Haggis and irnbru
The "People's Vote" campaigners are an unsavoury bunch
You just watch, Scotnats will manage to blame England for this somehow.
>aye it dem evil english with the english that need liberating from the english dat done donnit to poor wee eck!
What's with Harry marrying Merkle?
All his former girlfriends were blonde and blue-eyed. It just doesn't seem right
It's basically Simpson and Edward mk2.
Why am I not surprised
It's like you talk the talk, fuck Emu's though
>Why?
Luciana Berger is an open Jew though, you don't need the nose to know that.
I want an election, called at the end of February to elect a new government mid April ehehehehehhe
Stirs haggis
30 degrees C at night in South East Australia, want to swap?
Scary one at that
>30 degrees C at night
didn't some guy go to jail for making a rat meme of her?
Get AirCon you wimp
My car
Very tired today lads.
>Someone actually spent time making that