American """food"""

I don't get how this happened. McDonald's cheeseburgers are small. Literally, babby's first burger.

You absolute retard. He was from Cardiff, South Wales.

no user wrong key, he was from South Wales and couldnt handle the taste of Freedom
Police may have found the poopcondom, but god watched you fill it
no you illiterate nig it says "unemployed and lived in Barry,South Wales

he did it, absolute madman

la atrocidad...

>bongs are now so freedom-starved a tiny little fast food burger kills them on contact

It's a sad state of affairs. Lord knows we're probably not far behind them

But seriously, who can't eat a McDonald's cheeseburger in one bite

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This happened in the U.K. - faggot

>south Wales
Obviously they're used to choking on Arabian meat, not American meat

*involuntarily places hand over heart*
Honorary American

>couldnt even handle one American culinary dish

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I-it was actually a Bong, I should have known. Any TRUE American would have choked on the the third or more burger

He died an true Americans death. It's how I'd like to go.

wanker was a total poofter

Jesus, we're not even American and it takes at least two to put a Canadian down

>from South Wales
This had to have been an ironic shitpost, right user? Please tell me this was ironic...

>A true American
>A father of 3 from South Wales

>2016

are you using internet explorer or something?

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>coroner's conclusion, death by misadventure
Classic

TINY
WELSH
ESOPHAGUS

>tttooo dry ...pass the super max cccooke

I've always said that if you feel the need to say "watch this" before doing something you know is stupid, don't do it.
On the other hand if someone else says "watch this" before doing something stupid, get your phone out fast.

Wales is like the autistic child the parent hides from everyone. Please don't judge us from the actions of some unemployed welshman.

>the last words of a suffocating man
come again?

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Those cheeseburgers need some kind of warning.

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If he was an American he would have been able to eat it in one bite.

Rest in grease

>that face
>name : Darren Bray
yeah not american
he looks like how i imagine every aussie posters face

It appears nothing of value has been lost.

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>Police may have found the poopcondom, but god watched you fill it
my sides, you bastard
the shartening intensifies

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Makes me remember that old TV series where the guy eats an old burguer he found under his bed and dies, but becomes an angel

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>tries to be american
>fails

Couldn't even gulp one thin-ass single McD's cheeseburger? Is this the state of British manhood?

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irrelevent thread stop spamming off topic garbage

dumb

Honorary american

>britblubbers

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Honorary American, died a valiant death. F.

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>couldnt handle the taste of freedom
Kek.

Back when I was in highschool I lived near these rednecks who were really friendly but stupid. One of them tried to swallow a live fish they caught while fishing and checked to death on it lol.

questia.com/newspaper/1G1-109191401/man-chokes-to-death-on-live-fish-in-freak-accident

This probably all started with " You bet I can eat it in one bite? ". Once again , stupid challenges get stupid results. I have eaten probably hundreds of BK and Mcdonalds burgers and fries. And I'm not choking to death.

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hey lets post something 4 years old
oh lets also use a meme flag