Finland Suicide General

Hey guys, as you know things are beyond repair and we'll never get to live decent lives from this point on unless you are rich. There's no solution to this so please don't waste your time. Suomifags, how would someone kill themselves as efficiently as possible here. Exitbag sounds wonderful but not sure where sells gas and cpap masks. Who sells that shit? Lets talk about real solutions.

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Suicide is for cowards. Do what i did. Become an emotionless asshole.

Youre a good person arent you OP? You never hurt anyone did you? Youre so kind youre contemplating removing yourself from existance to make someone elses existance a little more bearable. Supposedly. Im sure you dont deserve to die

Give love to those who deserve it. Give the hate back tenfold.

Is this thread for Suomi masterrace only? Could use some advice, getting a gun over here is a pain in the ass and several other methods are full retard. Carbon monoxide poisoning is my plan for the time being but I'm looking into good alternatives.

God takes the best because humanity dont deserve them.

I am a good person. I have never intentionally hurt anyone, only based my life of serving others. I am not supposed to be here. I am and have been giving everything and there is no salvation. I just want out. There are no options anymore for improvement that dont put you into even more debt. the game is over. Cpap and gas sounds great maybe I will try order both separately online as to not cause suspicion

I know i cant talk you out of suicide. I tried to kill myself a few years ago. Words fall on deaf ears. You dont really give a fuck what i say. I didnt give a fuck what anyone said. Remember i said i was sorry. You dont deserve that pain. Beat your chest if you change your mind. Maybe it will help you like itdid me im fucking tearing up writing this shit.

Jump is free and effective + you get to go out in style.
If you aren't willing to jump you don't want to suicide

I feel your pain man, I feel the pain of the world and it is killing me.

>female suicide rates higher than male rates
something is wrong with this graph

beta cuck cant even kill himself without help

loser

Also if you can't even figure out how to kill yourself I don't consider you intelligent enough to be human.

remember: killing innocent people is wrong, but killing the guilty is justice.

"I would rather kill myself than jump from a cliff".
- Sami Lopakka

Those extreme methods are prone to failure and you could still live as a cripple. I am serious and want to make sure

Suicide is for cowards. Do something meaningful with your life. You were going to throw it away anyway... take a risk instead. You've got nothing to lose.

Am i retarded or is that graph complete bullshit or taken out of context? Men almost universally commit suicide more than females... am i missing something?

This

You're a bunch of blackpill faggots.

maybe it's the best thing

Wtf i thougth Males were supposed to lead suicide Stars. This does Not check

>jumping from a high place with 99% success rate
>exit "look at me I'm so emo" bag with 5% success rate

heh, again stop whoring for attention and kill yourself

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Those stats are wrong so it seems:

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Yeah, men win

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If you're gonna do it, do something useful for the world before you go. Nuke Israel or something, I dunno. Do something to make the world a better place before you leave.

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What the fuck reason do you Finns have to kill yourselves? I thought y'all were just fine.

Dont give up fella. We are just animals on a planet, like bigger ants. Whatever makes you sad will just die out or become irrelevant.


Sisu is what you should feel lad. Your country is known for withstanding shit and you should do so, and if that doesnt work just step aside and let the beasts kill each other. Worst shit is can happen is the earth becoming Varg's wet dream of nature dominating earth again. Just dont end yourself

Is this just female sjws suiciding after getting gangraped?

Suicide is for cowards. Do what i did. Become a porn fap machine.

Also, sadness is irrelevant apart from the fact that it can be channelled into creativity (happy people are less uniquely creative)

Giant vibrating dildo that ruptures your anus. Leave a design in blood around your neighborhood.

>buy a cutting wire, a rope and some strong glue, the wire should be singificantly shorter than the rope
>tie one end of the rope to a heating radiator or something heavy, tie your legs to another end
>tie the wire to the same thing and make a noose on another end
>put your head in the noose, apply glue to your palms and grab your hair
>step out the window

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>Mongolian hookers
Breed with your other half

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I think this graph got the male and female mixed up

get some rope, learn how to tie a noose and hang yourself (you no NOT need to be fully suspended)

remember, kids: the point is to restrict bloodflow to the brain, not to suffocate

3d print the liberator

> There is no solution

False

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Both the quickest and least painful suicide option is a well placed shotgun blast to the head.
But you shouldn't.

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I have been a believer in Christ for years and have spent last few weeks in agonizing tears begging God/Jesus to help me. Am always reading the bible and while I can't say it has not helped, the real world problems are still here and almost insurmountable. I want to do what Jesus understood and give reality what it wants and to die. I want to mount the crucifix

If you suicide you can reincarnate as a woman.
Dont waste your male genes.
Take care

Suicide is a deadly sin.
So continue the fight.
God works in ways we many times cant understand.

Think that maybe a sin you did could make you be that way. So you need to repent over past sins.

I have sinned and repented many times. In fact every day I repent.

>almost more than Korea and Japan combined
Damn son thats crazy

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