Don't mess with Aussie blokes

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What a lovely old man, wish i had that longneck beer in the morning. Every morning.

ur fucken done m8

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#1 how far is forty kilometers?
#2 what's a bloke?

YOU OWN NOTHING ABO!

like 25mph or something

bloody good rant

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>how far is forty kilometres
The bitch is saying 40 kilometres probably because the road they are on is 40 km per hour. 40km is like ~26 miles. 40km/h is pretty slow, I don't blame the guy for doing more. Sounds like the dumb bitch with the camera is a shit driver and slows at an intersection when the light is green. Dumb bitch.
>what's a bloke
A man.

lmfao I just knew she was fat before he said anything

I thought a km was unit of distance not speed
So why don't people just say "man?"

Yeah but obviously she is talking about speed not distance.

Get on a fucking diet

LMAO nice final blow, dike bitch was hoping this would go viral to show more " Toxic Masculinity "

She is talking about speed, she is just an idiot and says 40km and not 40km/h.
>why don't people just say man
It's slang you fuckwit

>and get on a fuckin diet
kek

Chad jawline

you can tell that hurt her with how she lowered the phone haha.

Why is that obvious?
It's dumb slang, though. It's not like it's easier to say bloke than man.

Now I’ve got the theme song to Housos stuck in my head.

Holy shit you actually retarded fucking american retard shut the fuck up. Is this the power of the american education system? My god you must be the lowest IQ person I have ever seen on this website. You are painfully dense and I'm not even sure you are just epic trolling I think you might actually just be a retard. Please log off the internet and go tell your handler that the computer isn't properly baby proofed. Fuck me.

Because context you retard, and also complaining about "bloke" when Americans say dude all the time, grow up.

Well there's no need to be mad. I just asked a simple question. I thought your people were supposed to be used to bants.

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Well, dude has a specific meaning. It actually means inexperienced ranch hand. What does bloke mean?

Well I am sure you will find out if you look into it.

>implying people use dude to refer to inexperienced ranch hands

Aussi slang always makes me laugh even when they're not trying to be funny. I like it.

>inexperienced ranch hand weed lmao
just rolls off the tongue

Bloody
Loser
Only
Knows
English

I can tell you have never been to the American West. But why should I look into something that you bandy about without even knowing the meaning of?

Thisnis one of the most retarded posts I've seen here and I've seen lots of retarded shit

>AND GET ON A FUCKING DIET
my sides

Is that really what it means? I don't know why people seem to think "bloody" is a swear word. Seems silly to me.

Is it autism?

>I've seen lots of retarded shit
I believe you, eh?

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Free glasses

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Because you seem to be so interested in it and try to defend yourself by referring to some niche meaning when Americans say dude all the time to refer to males regardless of what they do, I can guarantee that bloke has been in usage for far longer than dude.

I'm on smoko. Leave me alone

Oh. Then, since you can guarantee it, it should be easy for you to explain.

>source: dailymail
>follow the link and this is on the front page

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MAXIMUM WOT?

Nice

Britains hardest man

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those edits were so trash wtf

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the slow mo made me laugh

He might be dumb but he's still an american, that makes him your better. Show some respect you aussie fuck.

Come over here and make me, faggot. Have fun wading through the customs' snake pit.

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Don't confuse pity with respect, American.