Journo Layoffs

they should go work in a factory then write a story about if theyre willing to pay more taxes for nigs and layabouts.

>another thread about literally who and his twitter posts
Classy

>if anyone is looking for a culture/gender/politics reporter
good luck with that

Better sign up for code camp :)

OHHHH ME SO SOLLY!

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This puts a smirk on my face.

>820 likes
THESE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS! gotta pump them up!
twitter.com/nickpwing/status/1088471255445958656

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I hope they starve.

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What started this sudden round of layoffs?

everybody
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
twitter.com/LaurenWeberHP/status/1088482826238996480

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Meanwhile, in boomer land......

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I wonder if she knows how to dust and mop?

supply/demand

someone should make a song parody of that frozen song with learn 2 code

THAT'S HOW MAFIA GLOBALIZATION WORKS

>"reporter"
I write about my feelings on gender and report them as if they're news.

Also, anyone got word on ole Blockhead Joe Bernstein? Is that kike faggot still at Buzzfeed?

Lol... lazy fuck.. “let me know if there is a job”... get off you ass and go look for one, mr. Reporter

Huffington Post was the only place stupid enough to hire you thot! No way any other media outlet will overpay for your shit when there's hundreds of you applying!

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Guys... I think I had the same professor of that whore here in Italy: he was so proud that one of the student he had taught was writing of the huff post.

>if anyone is looking for a culture/gender/politics reporter
yeah that's totally not an overly filled niche or anything

>post constant fake liberal trash stories
>nobody reads you bullshit except brainwashed drones
>go out of business

really makes you think.

Sorry Cletus, some jobs just aren't coming back. You need to get into retraining so you can offer skills that will be in demand in the new economy. I hear there's a major shortage of drag queen storytellers.

>reply back saying you're paying for a story on black crime statistics, with sources, in comparison to other racial groups in the US.

He's done vgood work on opioid though. I'm conflicted.

Trump has enabled them to farm outrage clicks for free between the hate crime du jour, russia spy novel meme, and the fake news martyrs brigade. If they couldn't survive in this environment then they must be doing something extremely wrong.

reminder that these people are a big part of why news coverage has gone into the toilet since 2012, and they're going to be replaced by even cheaper hacks who are going to write outrage-porn clickbait trash orders of magnitude more inflammatory than anything we've seen up to now

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JUST WALK UP TO THE MANAGER AND GIVE HIM A FIRM HANDSHAKE

There is always this.... mikerowe.com/

Kek'd

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But now he can train to become a well-paid programmer, like all those times the msm reported.

>gender reporter

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>your "news" site turns into feminist fan fiction

>you're suddenly out of work

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You'll have to be specific. Huffington Post is basically 100% people like her.

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I don't think that's possible, it's already in the toilet. These "reporters" are so brainwashed they could ramp it up to 11 if they wanted to.

Something is wrong if they can't get their Drumpf clickbait stories to make money.

Normally I'm with you, but this is good stuff. Fuck journos. I SAID IT.

JOURNI ARE YOU OK?
JOURNI ARE YOU OK?

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Sadly this is probably somehow in demand

One word: UNEMPLOYABLE

they had jobs. But if they were smart enough, they would've saw the writing on the wall and started diversifying their portfolio.

how come none of you have realized this is related to the gov shut down?

all these propaganda outlets were bought, paid for and instructed by Onigger and his deep state loser kikes

This chucklefuck generation can't die off fast enough.

All that mockingbird money drying up

Kek that would be great.

She wrote an opinion piece about resistance to Trump a few days later he got elected. He read it on class. It was Hilarious.

I hear the daily caller is hiring ;-)

I hope they all throw themselves off buildings

>tfw male employers stay the fuck away from these types if their smart.

How can any left leaning publication be losing money in the current click bait era?

I hope they’re all replaced by an immigrant willing to do the job for half the price and without benefits

Op’s guy will definitely off himself, pic related

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That was my first thought britbong I swear. I think you're on to something. Dark money from the CIA drying up?

I see journalists talking about unionizing. Can you even IMAGINE what that would be like? You think police and teachers unions are bad for society just wait

So many new female porn actresses.

Fox should offer them all jobs and make them write pro-trump stories.

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They will be. Won't be immigrants though. Chinese and Filipinos.

>look at replies
>literal blue wave of check marks

Because I'm low test and low IQ thanks for the insight, makes sense! they stopped getting their handouts.

I'm a journalist lads.

Send them links of studios hiring?

see
based brit is right

I guess being a committed cog in the ziomachine's wheel doesn't pay off all the time in hindsight.

kekmao liberals doxx themselves bugaloo continues

>if anyone is looking for

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Kill yourself, faggot.

Maybe they should learn to code instead of whining.

I bet the blowjob girl from snl knew about the lay-offs.... blow job was her shot across the bow of potential job search applicants

This. Finally making themselves useful

I'm surprised more outlets didn't use the maga kids as an opportunity to reduce their workforce.

Huh, upgrades.

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

No thanks. there are already too many SJW chucklefuck coders.

Never thought I'd see the day...Britain has some good people left after all.

sometimes you brits amaze me with your insight

almost makes me think you guys have a high IQ....almost

THIS IS MY LAST REPORT

#Learn2Code

Propaganda is not required to break even. Funding is set aside for it by government agencies, and the return is intended to be with influence rather than cash.

The US swamp is being drained, albeit slowly.

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Trump is truly draining the swamp.

The CIA doesn't get shut down during government shut downs. Only the more useless tier workers get furloughed.

>tfw none of these faggots will be able to get a job because everyone is tired of their faggotry shitting up the "news"

Kek

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>buzzshills getting shoa'd left & right
((who)) could have not seen this coming

How is no one drawing the connection between the past week’s shit show and this? It was a death rattle

and nothing of value was lost

>my dans moofs dey all based on rel life nigga actions like 'dabbin', 'da tree pointa', n 'robbin' da register' cuz abstract thought evades us
ahem
fuck niggers

Compare them to laid off factory workers on their feed. Accuse them of not staying educated and not changing with the times. They'll go berserk being equated to the people they hate the most.

WON'T YOU TELL US
THAT YOU'RE OK JOUNRI

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Woods is based as hell.

Writing for the Dorset Echo doesn’t count.

We have journo unions here in brazil, they are one of the major reasons why media is so rotten and corrupt here. If you get a journo union i guarantee your country will turn communist in 10-15 years, after wich point they willo usualy be murdered by the dozens by the regime they facilitated.