Scientist group moves Doomsday Clock to 2 minutes to midnight

warmer... you are getting warmer
just a little bit more fellows!

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Everybody knows the Doomsday Clock is pure bullshit, so they should just actually set it to midnight for the keks

K-keep me posted

>Scientists
>It's 1937 hours
>They think it's 2358 hours

Like I'm going to trust shitheads who can't even tell the time.

youtube.com/watch?v=9qbRHY1l0vc

Just an excuse to listen to a cool song

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old news

heh i like you

The closer it gets to zero, the smaller and smaller increments they use. Eventually they will start using 1/4 and 1/8 and 1/16ths
...or they can just start using LITERALLY FUCKING ZERO for their (((announcements)))

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>scientists

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MaidenMind

their doomsday clock is faggotry built on thermo nuclear war

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They're just gonna move the clock back and forth until someone calls them out it means nothing right?

AGAIN? YAWN NOTHING EVER HAPPENS IT WILL NEVER HABBEBIN

HERE WE GO FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME
HAND GRENADE PINS IN EVERY LINE

I think that news article is from last year.
I watched it this morning, it didn't move. It is still 2 minutes to midnight.

faggot

>warmer... you are getting warmer
>just a little bit more fellows!

You think we give a fuck? We either take this world back from the central bankers, the old money and the foundations, or everybody dies.

EVERYBODY

Anyone with a B first of course.

(((Scientists)))

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stupid, nuclear weapons are only getting more destructive so we can eliminate reptilians. USA and Russia are allies now

They've been doing this for how many years? This is worse than the Mayan calendar bs

I wanna push that muthafucka to 3am

>just actually set it to midnight for the keks
this

Oh shit! This is the most metal thing ever!

Bitch it's only 7:52
Fuck your clock.

>global warming
what the FUCK does this have to do with the risk of global nuclear war

do you really need to know the (((why)))?

Be afraid, goyim!

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To be fair you probably assume its january 24 just because 2000 years of rounding error has gone unchecked as an accrual to pentecost. You would be guilty of halftruism too

God please make it midnight.

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Literally LARPing faggots with a political agenda.

came here to post this

I was here for the same reason.
Good stuff.

Anytime anybody asks for the time now the standard reply should be two minutes to midnight then slowly back away from them

huh, so the time has finally come

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.......kill the unborn in the womb.........

Hurry up with it already

How can the president both be a Russian agent and cause an arms race against Russia? Is Putin truly playing 7 dimensional discord checkers operations?

Do you think they would have put it backwards if Hillary had won and the US was ass deep in Syria right now? Because nothing says stopping nukes like invading country's.

They could make a show of it and call it "The Midnight Fright Hour"

The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists is just about as capable in their field in nuclear technology, as Dr. Seuss was at brain surgery.

Well, if you believe in the phantom time hypothesis it's actually the 18th century.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_hypothesis

I thought that only pertained to the Middle East and Africa?

>for 70 years these faggots have been claiming we're just minutes away from destroying the Earth
>for 70 years, they have never been correct

2 Minutes to Midnight sounds like a fun metal album

>operation global warming
I just had an idea. Let’s push the narrative that whites can’t survive in heat so we must stop global warming.

They change it every now and then in a failed attempt to stay relevant. Sad!

No one should be allowed this much power. They're openly threatening the world with nuclear annihilation. This is terrorism.

This "group" is full of autistic faggots who can't even tell when their chicken tenders will be done in the over, yet you believe them on the end of the world?

It was a Linkin Park album.

We also need to turn the earth overpopulation problem into justification for RaHoWa.

its literally a fucking iron maiden hit song dude

youtu.be/9qbRHY1l0vc \m/

yeah they did this shit to us all the time too
t. gen x

Thank God for Obama's Nobel Peace Prize or it'd be over already.

Thank You.

That's pretty metal.

youtu.be/9qbRHY1l0vc

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These things are so bogus. It's literally so annoying, in many ways, but it is interesting I will give it that.

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good finally nuke the boomers and normies.

Pole shift. The forthcoming cataclysm is neither preventable nor man-made.

Go read now.

cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP79B00752A000300070001-8.pdf

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Are you saying we can't empirically measure "Doomsday Time"?

Yeah it’s the science equivalent to a crazy religious priest spouting out nonsense about the world coming in an end on a specific date