Germany worship thread

>our language is so practical

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>nation wide indoctrination worked great for us at some point
Our invention of forcing everyone to visit government run schools is exactly what caused the NPC epidemic. People don't get taught to think for themselves, they get taught to follow orders because its in the best interest of the state to have citizens act like that.

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>Germans smart race. Country is doing well no problem.

Then you decided to import nigs in for literally no reason at all you just woke up one day and thought it was the best idea ever.

beer wasn’t invented by a german and the best beer isn’t german.

Not sure if this is bait or if OP understands that our country is in a state of decadence and decay right now. Who the fuck would worship us when we still haven't day-of-the-rope'd Merkel and the other socialists that are destroying our culture.

we didn't decide that, our government did.
see Germans are perfect NPCs, so most went along with it

Hey relax, just read the OP post instead of just the title.

>beer wasn’t invented by a german and the best beer isn’t german.
This. Beer is as old as civilization. When it comes to modern beer it was made by Poles Czechs and Germans

One doesn't have to love his government to love his country user. I'm just listing things that many take for grnated, but forgot where they originally came from. And only if one deeply loves his country, one is able to positively change it. Look at any charismatic leader in the world, they often got elected by their deep love for the country + exposion of corruption and morally wrong stuff that is going on.

BEER - PURELY A MATTER OF DEFINITION Ox bile and snake root were some of the ingredients used to make beer in the middle ages. In 1516, the brothers Wilhelm IV and Ludwig X issued the “Purity Law.” From then on, only barley (and the malt made from it), hops and water could be used to produce beer, now a “healthy” drink.

Atomic Bomb, inventing by jews in mutt-ville

Well technically it was a difficult archievement, so you can add that to the list

Proper planes invented by Germany.

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what good is an invention if you don't actually use it

Computer -> bong
Helicopter ->slav
And so on. Just one quick fucking search you nigger.
Youre so sad.
No one cares about gummy bears you faggot
Shoving brands like adidas in makes you look incompetent.
Never reproduce please

also germans invented socialism, so thats a huge minus

computer:
Konrad Zuse (german)

helicopter:
Heinrich Focke (german)

And lastly a lot of people love gummibears and they're addicting as fuck.

cool
okay and alright

>our language is so practical
no. Just no. German grammar is a hellish nightmare abomination. English is practical and intuitive, German language is awfully hard to speak properly if you weren't born into it. English might the only practical language that exists, everything else is built out of infinite grammar constructs upon more infinite grammar constructs.

Lol you're just lazy fucks. Grammar needs to be complicated in order to be able to communicate in a unique way and write beatiful poems. Just get your lazy ass of the couch and actually put some time into working. Best of luck

yupp

i only like Volkslehrer, the rest of you are cucks.

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Russian is as complicated and more than half of Russians can't even speak Russian properly. It takes shittons of school lessons to beat the Russian language grammar into our kids, I've been learning my own language through tears and sleepless nights when I was a kid. And even after you learn it, a lot of people just tend to forget all those grammar rules and make countless mistakes when they have to write something in their adult life. Its awful. A language shouldn't be like that, its just wrong.
It took me practically no conscious effort in learning English, I wasn't even trying to dig into its grammar, words and sentences came out naturally as I was being introduced to English-speaking environment, and I didn't even have an accent. Easy to learn, easy to pronounce, easy to speak properly without doing tonns of grammar mistakes, THAT'S how a language should be, straight and simple. That is a practical language.
And English is a musical language with rich literature, you don't need a complicated grammar system like in Russian or German to make beautiful poems. The stuff is just unnecessary hard.

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nice womansplaining

yea russian is hard as fuck to learn, can confirm.
t. tried learning it for a year, can only understand bits when someone speaks

The fuck you are talking about. In terms of literature Russia beats you down very easly. Nobody reads German literature while evrybody around the world knows Master and Margarita

>be
You make good beer +1
Christmas Tree, so you had your pagan roots beat out of you by fake jews well done -10
Evangelical Church, ugh -10
gummibear, food for unhealthy betas -10
mayonaise, sounds pretty french but +1 if true
German branch of work invited me to Cannstatt and we all got mighty drunk. +100
Saw many area's lost to shitskins. -100

undecided on you.

Pretty sure everyone knows Goethe and Schiller. Don't be salty, Germany was even known to be the land of the thinkers and poets.

help me out bros.
im looking for a top-down view of pic related.
can't find anything so far.
which board could have a real or 3d model of this thing to capture a nice view from the top?
need this for a Jow Forums related project

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>a literal paki

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>Goethe and Schiller
Literally cucks.

go steal it

Lmao. Look at pagan architecture and then compare it to christian one. Btw that jew argument is so laughable, the jews back then hated Jesus and even nailed his arms and legs to a cross and put a spiky cross on his forehead for it. Additionally he lectured those same jews and showed them their wrong doings. Evangelical christianity is so great, because unlike catholicism, it invites you to read the bible for yourself and there is no pope that can be subverted and then in turn subverts you. Oh and all evangelical christians are based as fuck, and not pro refugee and open borders, that are catholics. You're welcome

we invented all 3 combustion engines, otto, diesel and wankel motor
the portable clock
the planting of pine trees
the chestbomb (early version of the letter bomb)
marching to music at the same step (gleichschritt)
the full iron submarine
massprinting of anything,

Germany is our rightful Master.Switzerlands Place is under German Rule

jeans was invented by a jew, i would willingly concede this vile beast

Don't forget that Rammstein comes from Germany another reason germany is amazing.

nah socialism is a natural occurane and it was known in antiquity as the decayed state of democracy , wher ethe mob rules and is incited by the most gredy people to rob the hard working of their wealth ,
read polybios historys book 6
he describes exactly what we call socialism

Hey being a jew is not a sin, as long as they listen to the right guys they'll turn out alright

go back to krautland. you'll never be welcome here

christmas trees where invented in 16th century elsass so no not pagan it is because it is hard ot get actual palm trees to decorate for anything whichw as costume at some christian holydays, and so people used pine trees etc becaus ewe actualy have em

Wow facts are hard to handle, huh?
Take a close look at your flag, that is what you need in order to dwell in these truths without completely losing your mind

no not under our rule but in union,
come back into the reich,
the only reason swiss in not german today is that napoleon bound it in the helvetian republic to some french and italian regions to weaken germany because the swiss are good soldiers,
swiss have allemanic roots like the elsassers and the schwaben,

Germany is simply far to mighty to be defeated by us.Almost all my Bosses were Germans.Its time for us to bow down.

krauts eternally frustrated over the superiority of the mountain jew.

cute, but pathetic. as Germany is known to be.

Hey don't beat yourself up too much, you're factuallly correct, however medpack land has a lot iof great things too. Your beautiful nature, gun laws, direct democracy, nice political leaders. Cmon, be proud to be swiss, don't be a defeatist

i wrote an elaborate answer to you but it is marked as spam for some reason

Why are you so hatefilled?We and the Germans are basically the same People.

Every bad thing in Europe? caused by a german

>beer

My ass, the Romans had refined brewing to a fine art while you Krauts were painting yourselves with your own shit and hiding from them in the black forest.

Destroyed Rome? Germans.
Started the first Christian religious Civil War? Germans.
Started world War 1? Germans.
Started world War 2? Germans.
Started importing niggers? Germans.

Great people and culture!

you are germans retards, you were germans until napoleon ended the holy roman empire,
part of the regnum teutonicum and a regnum burgundium

yeah being conquered and cucked like the prebongs is much better..

I bow to my german overlords

>you were germans until napoleon ended the holy roman empire

he thinks he knows history

Germans have no culture
Saying we have a culture is an insult to every real country.

I knoe this Jow Forums and all, however understand that those behaviours are often archieved by lies and deceit and by censoring the truth to them. They really think they're doing the right thing. The same is happening in China with communism and everyone who prticipates in it.

Thank you Sir

>first religious civil war
i think the jews had a lot of them already in antiquity also in egypt i think were some

Go back to Africa you subhuman shitskin

I like you toothpaste people.
You can crash in Friesland, once the dams break and all of Holland gets flooded.

Wow this is just plain wrong. How old are you?
So many inventions are german, it's not even funny. look at all our great poets, musicians, inventors, buildings we used to build and values and hard work that we influenced by our christian roots that got translated for the first time for a wide array of people by Martin Luther

actualy i know history,
the only thing the swiss rejected were unjust laws, that contradicted existing rights the swiss had, and the swiss basicly kicked out the low aristocracy 7 middle aristocracy but still were formerly under the union of the trinitas of the holy roman empire of german nation, and , were seen by germans as traitors when they fought in french service, and some swiss towns still sided with the holy roman emperor and send troops when requested in by the reichstag or the habsburgers ,

You know you want it...

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>being a ((()))

>not a sin
back to r ed di t
jews are all 4th and 5th grade cousins to each other,
they have strongly diverging ethnic interests to germanics, or any europeans for that matter, only some kinship is between italians and ashkenazis but even that is limited,
no matter that there are some jews that are good and want to go the right way, but most of them converge towards their ethnic interests as a group as they are one family as a whole

>Whites have no culture
>Saying whites have a culture is an insult to every real culture.

I guess if im drunk enough i would eat it

Jews just need to become christians like Jesus wanted for them to be and everything will be fine and handy tbqh

No whites have culture
All Europeans EXCEPT Germans have culture

Our "culture" is just stealing shit from other Europeans and destroying Europe
That is not real culture
There is a reason this entire continent hates us.

This is so tasty and great, you wouldn't waste eating it when drunk, you'd eat it as your breakfast to feel energized and ready for the day.

> people are so great
> Green party is the second most popular party in every single poll
Lmao

god I just want a cute German gf with short hair

it’s not fair lads

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>No whites have culture
>only black have culture
No need to repeat yourself, Muhammed.

If you don't specifically look for it, they'll tell you that the first computer was the ENIAC some electronic device that required rewiring to run a new computer program.

But Zuse's Z3, Z4, and Z5 computers made during WWII were far more advanced. They could be programmed by typing the program into a paper tape, and the output was displayed in a display of blinking lights. Zuse's computers could handle division by 0 and other error handling. He was 5 to 10 years ahead of the rest of the world.

The helicopter is another invention that others try to appropriate but the first true helicopter the Fw-61 flew in 1936 more than 6 years earlier than Sikorsky or anyone else.

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OTHER Whites have culture
Germans don't.

>jews just need to becoem christian
this option is long gone, they have chosen a different path end even those who converted are often persuing their ethnic interest.

because hughe (((greene))) rebuild the german media after the war..

Ill try it i guess, what meat is it? And how you seasond it?

Source for this claim, now.

Dude you really need to read more, like I said your knowledge of history is atrocious and lackluster at best.
Mozart, Bach, Goethe, Schiller, Brecht, Einstein, Braun, Zuse, Daimler, Benz, Diesel, Porsche, Siemens etc.

whoops, the lack of culture made my finger slippery.

>Einstein
So now we claiming Jewish accomplishments as German?

And? Brazil used to vote in commies aain and again with no right wing, common sense movement in sight, but look how they just elected recently.

Germans were just blinded, nothing that cannot be reversed. Also keep in mind that we have endured the strongest indoctrination of any country for 75 years now, only Cina can compete with that

Majority of your so called claims arent even real, why are you so self entitled?

>our language is so practical
youtube.com/watch?v=NcxvQI88JRY

>Has to nitpick one single thing and ignores the rest
Nice

Besides, he was german

Bread with ground pork and some onions

>science
>Naturwissenschaften
wat

Wasn't Puma founded by the brother of the Adidas founder?

Yes it is very practical indeed, he just overpronounces those words for a funny skit.
Like I said, any language that just can add 2 words together to create a new one is highly practical

Like what?
Everything is indeed real