You are reborn as Italian

Would have loved to choose the timeline at least but oh well...

(((memeflag)))
"Macedonia" isn't real, its Bulgarian clay.

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There's no such thing as an Italian

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Ottomans enslaved Europeans from the territories they raided or conquered

Kill myself and reroll
Digits confirm my next race as white

Plat my chest and back hair! Whooo the fun never ends.

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youtube.com/watch?v=OhtTRgRfsDk
Macedonia of dog!! Fuck of dog mother. the dog fuck macedonia zaev YOU BITCH. ZAEV OF FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yes, it's called Africa

>kms

I'd reboot jersey shore only worse

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I’d re-roll.

Live with mom and dad until 40, end up working in Sorrento in a restaurant serving geriatric tourists.

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kms for not being white

Is he eating gabagool?

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newfag

It's a me mario

DAZ RIGHT

I already am fat and love spaghet and pizza. My hair is also greasy and I curse a lot. Wait, am I Italian already?

>Reborn as Italian
>I now have the ability to speak with my hands

10/10 would pasta

So im a nigger now?

Looks like arab.

>the 1/64th italian face

already am mostly italian, here's my grandfather in 1977 so you can suck a dick if you wanna say i'm not

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No,just a mutt

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Get madder mudshit

True, but one hell of a conqueror.

Mozzarelli mozzareli pasta fazool
Wee-ah invented-a the piiiiii-zah

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eyyyy/10

Pizza-box guinea wop bastard seems pretty based

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>mostly
A grandfather is 25% of your genetics,mutt

immediately kill myself and roll again

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The iq is under 60 in this one so obviously Alboroach

>>You are reborn as Italian
No thanks.

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I already beated that level.

Lol, and E1B = Somali btw.

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...

I forget lol

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I would save up my lira and by a joint in Tuscany.

I would be pretty happy to live in a homogenous country that values its culture and country men to a greater extent than the usa. Obviously italy isnt perfect but its much better than the community here. Then again I wouldnt appreciate it because its all I know. Or I could be born in south italy and just want to kill myself. Joking neapolitans, im joking.

Balotelli is technically a jew, his adoptive mother is an italian jewess with Italian and Israel passports.

I'm already Tracer

Ma porco Dio !

thank god

Mamma mia!

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Asuming that I'm born in Italy, I would try to go to Britain and become a citizen before (if) Brexit. I would go to somewhere like australia or america as I watch the Eu crumble and enjoy my new life.

bump

I would not really mind. Worked in Rome for a couple of months in the mid-90s, still envious of their natural talent for being relaxed as fuck.

i still fuck your mom and sister good

always

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Salvini, vacation day no ∞

Adapted to the same sun exposition

Is this supposed to be a bad thing?

I wish, I always long to go back to Italy. Great culture, very relaxed and homely people.
Not as hectic as the narcissistic/materialistic workercucks in the West of Europe.

Kek

Mediterranean food is a blessing from god FIGHT ME

I'd be fine as mountain pastanigger. It could be even mezzogiorno mountain pastanigger.

That looks tastier than a fresh chopped dick to a rabbi.

Also can come pasta bro tell me exactly what is that? Looks amazing.

I'm pround of having Salvini as prime minister of Italy!

im already 50% italian, wouldnt mind being 100%

Hry pastabro whats he eating? Its something tipical from tjere or just random food?

>not again! Once was enough

that looks like a kebab, or a churrasquinho as we call it here

Are you envious Pol?

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Vicenza is the blackest province in Italy.
Not very proud...

The concept of Italian nation is based entirely on civic nationalism. Everybody is Italian who resides in Italy regardless of race, gender or religion.

Me too my fellow

Yeah looks that way but maybe pastabros have something ala kebab, as you do. Helluva time since I went to a rodizio (I think It was called like that). Cant wait to try one when I go to brazil. Here in canarias meat is shit. In fact I buy it from an argentinian. Cheers bro, eat meat for me.

Happy bithday

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We should met and eat some cats guys

HAND OVA THE GABAGOOL AND NO ONE GETS HURT

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>i'm 1/4 italian 1/4 german 1/4 french 1/4 cherokee

I hate you faggots

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Indeed

Self loathing because you lack proper Italian genes.

absolutely mutt

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Gold coated meme

This is the madlad years ago

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1. THERE NEVER WAS A HOLOCAUST. THE JEWS WERE BROUGHT TO CAMPS TO WORK FOR A WAR ECONOMY THAT LACKED MANPOWER. THE NAZIS WANTED THE JEWS ALIVE AND WELL FED SO THEY WOULD WORK. JEWS DIED DUE TO TYPHUS (ZYKLON B IS A PESTICIDE FOR TYPHUS TRANSMITTING LICE) AND THE STARVATION CAUSED BY THE ALLIED BLOCKADE. IF THE HOLOCAUST WAS REAL THEY WOULD NOT HAVE LAWS FORBIDDING YOU TO LOOK INTO IT.

2. THE BLOOD RITUALS ARE V E R Y REAL. JEWS HAVE BEEN PROSECUTED EVEN BEFORE CHRIST FOR KIDNAPPING AND SACRIFICING EUROPEAN CHILDREN IN PERVERTED RITUALS. THEY HAVE BEEN PUSHED OUT OF NATIONS AGAIN AND AGAIN BUT STILL MANAGE TO FIND SOME NEW PLACE TO INFEST DUE TO THE WHITE MAN'S KINDNESS. IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN MISSING IN YOUR AREA, FOCUS ON JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS OR CHARITIES THAT SURVIVE DESPITE HAVING ZERO FUNDING. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH DOWN THE RAT HOLE. YOU WILL NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND. BUT YOU SHOULD LOOK. NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO LIE TO YOU, TO FORCE YOUR HAND AGAINST THE TRUTH. DO RESEARCH. LOOK INTO WHY THE -SOROS FUNDED- MEDIA GROUP (((AMERICAN BRIDGE))), WIRES THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO A PIZZA AND PING PONG PLACE IN WASHINGTON, DC.

3. THE JEWISH INTERNET DEFENSE FORCE (NOT JOKING, LOOK THEM UP) OPENS THESE THREADS ALL DAY ROUND ON A CAMBODIAN UNDERWATER BASKET WEAVING FORUM. WHY? BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARED AND THEY ARE TRYING TO SOW DIVISION BETWEEN EUROPEANS. EVERY TIME OF THE DAY YOU GET ON THIS SITE YOU WILL FIND A SUSPICIOUS THREAD THAT HATES ON SPANIARDS, ON SCANDINAVIANS, ON ITALIANS, ON GREEKS, ON POLES.
IF YOU ARE TARGETED BY JIDF ON THIS PAGE THEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT.

4. ISRAEL IS THE ONLY NUCLEAR CAPABLE STATE NEVER AUDITED BY THE UN. WHY?
AUDIT ISRAEL FOR ILLEGAL NUCLEAR WEAPONS NOW.

5. ISRAEL HAS NOT ACCEPTED REFUGEES YET. WHY? THEY ARE THE RICHEST NATION IN THE AREA. OPEN BORDERS FOR ISRAEL NOW!

6. AARON ZELINSKY, FED PROSECUTOR, IS A MOSSAD OPERATIVE APPOINTED TO THE MUELLER PROBE BY ROD ROSENSTEIN!
JUST A COINCIDENCE AGAIN!

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1. THERE NEVER WAS A HOLOCAUST. THE JEWS WERE BROUGHT TO CAMPS TO WORK FOR A WAR ECONOMY THAT LACKED MANPOWER. THE NAZIS WANTED THE JEWS ALIVE AND WELL FED SO THEY WOULD WORK. JEWS DIED DUE TO TYPHUS (ZYKLON B IS A PESTICIDE FOR TYPHUS TRANSMITTING LICE) AND THE STARVATION CAUSED BY THE ALLIED BLOCKADE. IF THE HOLOCAUST WAS REAL THEY WOULD NOT HAVE LAWS FORBIDDING YOU TO LOOK INTO IT.

2. THE BLOOD RITUALS ARE V E R Y REAL. JEWS HAVE BEEN PROSECUTED EVEN BEFORE CHRIST FOR KIDNAPPING AND SACRIFICING EUROPEAN CHILDREN IN PERVERTED RITUALS. THEY HAVE BEEN PUSHED OUT OF NATIONS AGAIN AND AGAIN BUT STILL MANAGE TO FIND SOME NEW PLACE TO INFEST DUE TO THE WHITE MAN'S KINDNESS. IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN MISSING IN YOUR AREA, FOCUS ON JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS OR CHARITIES THAT SURVIVE DESPITE HAVING ZERO FUNDING. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH DOWN THE RAT HOLE. YOU WILL NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND. BUT YOU SHOULD LOOK. NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO LIE TO YOU, TO FORCE YOUR HAND AGAINST THE TRUTH. DO RESEARCH. LOOK INTO WHY THE -SOROS FUNDED- MEDIA GROUP (((AMERICAN BRIDGE))), WIRES THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO A PIZZA AND PING PONG PLACE IN WASHINGTON, DC.

3. THE JEWISH INTERNET DEFENSE FORCE (NOT JOKING, LOOK THEM UP) OPENS THESE THREADS ALL DAY ROUND ON A CAMBODIAN UNDERWATER BASKET WEAVING FORUM. WHY? BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARED AND THEY ARE TRYING TO SOW DIVISION BETWEEN EUROPEANS. EVERY TIME OF THE DAY YOU GET ON THIS SITE YOU WILL FIND A SUSPICIOUS THREAD THAT HATES ON SPANIARDS, ON SCANDINAVIANS, ON ITALIANS, ON GREEKS, ON POLES.
IF YOU ARE TARGETED BY JIDF ON THIS PAGE THEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT.

4. ISRAEL IS THE ONLY NUCLEAR CAPABLE STATE NEVER AUDITED BY THE UN. WHY?
AUDIT ISRAEL FOR ILLEGAL NUCLEAR WEAPONS NOW.

5. ISRAEL HAS NOT ACCEPTED REFUGEES YET. WHY? THEY ARE THE RICHEST NATION IN THE AREA. OPEN BORDERS FOR ISRAEL NOW!

6. AARON ZELINSKY, FED PROSECUTOR, IS A MOSSAD OPERATIVE APPOINTED TO THE MUELLER PROBE BY ROD ROSENSTEIN!

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rolling

1. THERE NEVER WAS A HOLOCAUST. THE JEWS WERE BROUGHT TO CAMPS TO WORK FOR A WAR ECONOMY THAT LACKED MANPOWER. THE NAZIS WANTED THE JEWS ALIVE AND WELL FED SO THEY WOULD WORK. JEWS DIED DUE TO TYPHUS (ZYKLON B IS A PESTICIDE FOR TYPHUS TRANSMITTING LICE) AND THE STARVATION CAUSED BY THE ALLIED BLOCKADE. IF THE HOLOCAUST WAS REAL THEY WOULD NOT HAVE LAWS FORBIDDING YOU TO LOOK INTO IT.

2. THE BLOOD RITUALS ARE V E R Y REAL. JEWS HAVE BEEN PROSECUTED EVEN BEFORE CHRIST FOR KIDNAPPING AND SACRIFICING EUROPEAN CHILDREN IN PERVERTED RITUALS. THEY HAVE BEEN PUSHED OUT OF NATIONS AGAIN AND AGAIN BUT STILL MANAGE TO FIND SOME NEW PLACE TO INFEST DUE TO THE WHITE MAN'S KINDNESS. IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN MISSING IN YOUR AREA, FOCUS ON JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS OR CHARITIES THAT SURVIVE DESPITE HAVING ZERO FUNDING. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH DOWN THE RAT HOLE. YOU WILL NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND. BUT YOU SHOULD LOOK. NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO LIE TO YOU, TO FORCE YOUR HAND AGAINST THE TRUTH. DO RESEARCH. LOOK INTO WHY THE -SOROS FUNDED- MEDIA GROUP (((AMERICAN BRIDGE))), WIRES THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO A PIZZA AND PING PONG PLACE IN WASHINGTON, DC.

3. THE JEWISH INTERNET DEFENSE FORCE (NOT JOKING, LOOK THEM UP) OPENS THESE THREADS ALL DAY ROUND ON A CAMBODIAN UNDERWATER BASKET WEAVING FORUM. WHY? BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARED AND THEY ARE TRYING TO SOW DIVISION BETWEEN EUROPEANS. EVERY TIME OF THE DAY YOU GET ON THIS SITE YOU WILL FIND A SUSPICIOUS THREAD THAT HATES ON SPANIARDS, ON SCANDINAVIANS, ON ITALIANS, ON GREEKS, ON POLES.
IF YOU ARE TARGETED BY JIDF ON THIS PAGE THEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT.

4. ISRAEL IS THE ONLY NUCLEAR CAPABLE STATE NEVER AUDITED BY THE UN. WHY?
AUDIT ISRAEL FOR ILLEGAL NUCLEAR WEAPONS NOW.

5. ISRAEL HAS NOT ACCEPTED REFUGEES YET. WHY? THEY ARE THE RICHEST NATION IN THE AREA. OPEN BORDERS FOR ISRAEL NOW!

6. AARON ZELINSKY, FED PROSECUTOR, IS A MOSSAD OPERATIVE APPOINTED TO THE MUELLER PROBE BY ROD ROSENSTEIN!
JUST A COINCIDENCE. AGAIN.

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1. THERE NEVER WAS A HOLOCAUST. THE JEWS WERE BROUGHT TO CAMPS TO WORK FOR A WAR ECONOMY THAT LACKED MANPOWER. THE NAZIS WANTED THE JEWS ALIVE AND WELL FED SO THEY WOULD WORK. JEWS DIED DUE TO TYPHUS (ZYKLON B IS A PESTICIDE FOR TYPHUS TRANSMITTING LICE) AND THE STARVATION CAUSED BY THE ALLIED BLOCKADE. IF THE HOLOCAUST WAS REAL THEY WOULD NOT HAVE LAWS FORBIDDING YOU TO LOOK INTO IT.

2. THE BLOOD RITUALS ARE V E R Y REAL. JEWS HAVE BEEN PROSECUTED EVEN BEFORE CHRIST FOR KIDNAPPING AND SACRIFICING EUROPEAN CHILDREN IN PERVERTED RITUALS. THEY HAVE BEEN PUSHED OUT OF NATIONS AGAIN AND AGAIN BUT STILL MANAGE TO FIND SOME NEW PLACE TO INFEST DUE TO THE WHITE MAN'S KINDNESS. IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN MISSING IN YOUR AREA, FOCUS ON JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS OR CHARITIES THAT SURVIVE DESPITE HAVING ZERO FUNDING. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH DOWN THE RAT HOLE. YOU WILL NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND. BUT YOU SHOULD LOOK. NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO LIE TO YOU, TO FORCE YOUR HAND AGAINST THE TRUTH. DO RESEARCH. LOOK INTO WHY THE -SOROS FUNDED- MEDIA GROUP (((AMERICAN BRIDGE))), WIRES THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO A PIZZA AND PING PONG PLACE IN WASHINGTON, DC.

3. THE JEWISH INTERNET DEFENSE FORCE (NOT JOKING, LOOK THEM UP) OPENS THESE THREADS ALL DAY ROUND ON A CAMBODIAN UNDERWATER BASKET WEAVING FORUM. WHY? BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARED AND THEY ARE TRYING TO SOW DIVISION BETWEEN EUROPEANS. EVERY TIME OF THE DAY YOU GET ON THIS SITE YOU WILL FIND A SUSPICIOUS THREAD THAT HATES ON SPANIARDS, ON SCANDINAVIANS, ON ITALIANS, ON GREEKS, ON POLES.
IF YOU ARE TARGETED BY JIDF ON THIS PAGE THEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT.

4. ISRAEL IS THE ONLY NUCLEAR CAPABLE STATE NEVER AUDITED BY THE UN. WHY?
AUDIT ISRAEL FOR ILLEGAL NUCLEAR WEAPONS NOW.

5. ISRAEL HAS NOT ACCEPTED REFUGEES YET. WHY? THEY ARE THE RICHEST NATION IN THE AREA. OPEN BORDERS FOR ISRAEL NOW!

6. AARON ZELINSKY, FED PROSECUTOR, IS A MOSSAD OPERATIVE APPOINTED TO THE MUELLER PROBE BY ROD ROSENSTEIN!
JUST A COINCIDENCE. AGAIN.

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1. THERE NEVER WAS A HOLOCAUST. THE JEWS WERE BROUGHT TO CAMPS TO WORK FOR A WAR ECONOMY THAT LACKED MANPOWER. THE NAZIS WANTED THE JEWS ALIVE AND WELL FED SO THEY WOULD WORK. JEWS DIED DUE TO TYPHUS (ZYKLON B IS A PESTICIDE FOR TYPHUS TRANSMITTING LICE) AND THE STARVATION CAUSED BY THE ALLIED BLOCKADE. IF THE HOLOCAUST WAS REAL THEY WOULD NOT HAVE LAWS FORBIDDING YOU TO LOOK INTO IT.

2. THE BLOOD RITUALS ARE V E R Y REAL. JEWS HAVE BEEN PROSECUTED EVEN BEFORE CHRIST FOR KIDNAPPING AND SACRIFICING EUROPEAN CHILDREN IN PERVERTED RITUALS. THEY HAVE BEEN PUSHED OUT OF NATIONS AGAIN AND AGAIN BUT STILL MANAGE TO FIND SOME NEW PLACE TO INFEST DUE TO THE WHITE MAN'S KINDNESS. IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN MISSING IN YOUR AREA, FOCUS ON JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS OR CHARITIES THAT SURVIVE DESPITE HAVING ZERO FUNDING. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH DOWN THE RAT HOLE. YOU WILL NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND. BUT YOU SHOULD LOOK. NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO LIE TO YOU, TO FORCE YOUR HAND AGAINST THE TRUTH. DO RESEARCH. LOOK INTO WHY THE -SOROS FUNDED- MEDIA GROUP (((AMERICAN BRIDGE))), WIRES THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO A PIZZA AND PING PONG PLACE IN WASHINGTON, DC.

3. THE JEWISH INTERNET DEFENSE FORCE (NOT JOKING, LOOK THEM UP) OPENS THESE THREADS ALL DAY ROUND ON A CAMBODIAN UNDERWATER BASKET WEAVING FORUM. WHY? BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARED AND THEY ARE TRYING TO SOW DIVISION BETWEEN EUROPEANS. EVERY TIME OF THE DAY YOU GET ON THIS SITE YOU WILL FIND A SUSPICIOUS THREAD THAT HATES ON SPANIARDS, ON SCANDINAVIANS, ON ITALIANS, ON GREEKS, ON POLES.
IF YOU ARE TARGETED BY JIDF ON THIS PAGE THEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT.

4. ISRAEL IS THE ONLY NUCLEAR CAPABLE STATE NEVER AUDITED BY THE UN. WHY?
AUDIT ISRAEL FOR ILLEGAL NUCLEAR WEAPONS NOW.

5. ISRAEL HAS NOT ACCEPTED REFUGEES YET. WHY? THEY ARE THE RICHEST NATION IN THE AREA. OPEN BORDERS FOR ISRAEL NOW!

6. AARON ZELINSKY, FED PROSECUTOR, IS A MOSSAD OPERATIVE APPOINTED TO THE MUELLER PROBE BY ROD ROSENSTEIN!
JUST A COINCIDENCE. AGAIN.

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SPAGETT FOR ALL!