LIVE PD WATCH THREAD - I GIVE UP ON FIXING JEWMERICA EDITION

I wanna fuck his ass so bad

why does it seem like he hides his tattoo sometimes?

You have pin worms user.

Because he knows tattoos are degenerate and unbecomming.

Henlo frens! Had a rough day today. Happy to settle in with y'all and get comfy.

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Pin worms are based and redpilled.

Are we getting a new department tonight? I saw something about Tempe earlier.

Hopefully we'll witness someone having a worse day this evening on Live PD.

Yeah, we're getting Gary, IN.

i would gentile this broad without a second fucknig thought

Based butt itching user
Based jew girl user
Based gondola user.
It's gonna be a good night

Top kek! I'm hoping for a sovereign citizen stop.

newfag to Live PD threads here

Been watching clips all week excited as fuck. What's the best moment that's ever happened on the show?

Homemade license plates are based and redpilled. The videos of those clowns in court are even better than Live PD.

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I hope it's full of wackos.
Too many to count. The doorbell licker ranks up near the top.

that the sound of police

trufax.

youtube.com/watch?v=9vwhch5jD9c

Ham man is also legend

Only trips can summon the Ham Man.

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>DOT "license" guy was hilarious.

Woman making arrest. Needs two men there to do the work

> typical

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>urinated
WELP

Negative, judges can also summon him.

roll

Dallasfag reporting in. Got my slippers on and a bottle of jack. Where my comfy lads at?

Do you get points for honesty?

NW Pa fag here. Everybody comfy?

Jew pees himself

Yes! That guy!

holy shit this made my night lmfao

youtube.com/watch?v=h6daMjcZ634

Those kids with the handcuffs faked that shit to get on live pd and they are running it in the into.

Hell yeaaaahhhh
Florida let's show this country what we are about!

hello sir

18301 here

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thank you, mein nigger

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that was quite the weekend. I think they had three travelers.

This dumbass is high as a kite.

BETA BOI

and Congress if they need a ham expert

Im just all about guys who get off

Based Kennedy.

Ofc. Sadsack

>piss on yourself
>get angry at the cop about it

Haby too halp fren.

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I don't know how you can look so smug after pissing yourself on TV

Hey slipper bro! Working on a Texas Sweet Peach here.

Thank you. I'd rather not go into the rabb.it stream based on what happened last week.

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kek. I wonder if his case numbers end in trips.

Getting ready to spark up and get comfy.

Dude looked like woody Allen’s step daughter rape baby

TYBA

what happened? Havent streamed on there in quite a while.

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>maximum occupancy in Spanish
>in the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations

How has this tiny female cop not been mauled by some crazy fuck

“How many bears ya have”?

That was a great weekend.

What happen?

What are diggas?

What's a diggah?

I imagine you have to have just the right amount of alcohol.

Mark Levine was talking mad trash about Dan Abrams last night.

That sounded incredibly homosexual

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Henlo fren
16365 here

fall

Mommy cop.

this. gonna need a yankee northern fag to explain this

>Pats fan
>incoherent alcoholic
Checks out.

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>New England accents
Jesus christ

>less than two carbine lenghts tall

A shittah. A pissah. Whattaya, some kinda kweeah kid?

>READY TO TAKE A DIGGER THERE AREN'T YA?

The accent wards against all evils

Yeah it was great! I've heard Mark go far as to say Dan wears a toupee . Ha!

It started with gore pic spam and quickly escalated to illegal pics that the FBI might come after me for talking about.

>mousy mommy will never ice your shinah after you take a diggah

Ofc. Sadsack is so MILFY

Mommy cop needs a translator what’s a diggah

ahhh, welp.... it lasted as long as it did.

And that's why I stay on safe sites. (Like Jow Forums?)

The $16/month I pay for TV service seems even more worth it.

You tryin ta jam me up?
Ill jam you up so hard bro

Gotta take a shower frens be back later.

>I'm not tryin' to jam you up.

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youtu.be/ebGFXr2QpoA

Watching cops trying to get someone to let them on to the property without a warrant is like watching a vampire movie.