Virgin incels participating in NoFap because they think it will get them laid and improve their lives

You're going to hell.

Its complicated biological stuff.

The only reason I occasionally do three days of nofap is because it makes my loads fucking massive

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>literally wasting months of pleasure
um.... have you ever beat off before user?

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Yeah I have, what do you know about it?

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Some nofappers can abstain for months at a time

>Virgin incels participating in NoFap because they think it will get them laid and improve their lives.

I don't think anyone honestly stops jerking off in hopes of getting some pussy. Masturbation + porn is just unhealthy and people realize they can do better for themselves

Seething

its not that great. youre surely not feeling pleasure 24/7
any normal person could

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Asexual tranny or woman in denial

There is no such thing as pleasure. Pleasure is really just pain for the body. Trust me. Take some time off technology for a few weeks and live how humans were meant to live, just do the basic shit, shit,eat, sleep, work. There's too much messing with hormones, testosterone, dopamine etc. It literally zombiefies you and turns you into a impulsive sex addict which makes you beta as fuck

married man

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Tell that to chads who fuck 24/7 you beta bitch

t. faggot

Considering the pic you posted you’re effeminate

Who cares about fucking 24/7? Getting laid is easy as shit if you have yourself together and your life. Even the biggest "beta" could eventually do that? You like being controlled by impulses and vices? That's beta as fuck, people have different genetics and other things.

cry more

>"implying I aint banging your moms"
What's this shit? a game chat? Go back to playing Fortnite, kiddo.

please, no bully

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>even biggest beta can get laid
Stopped reading right there

Incels and MGTOW are along the same spectrum, they have lost the golden rules of engagement to not only fuck but secure a wife through subterfuge and ultimately enlightenment.

Anger won't get you fucked, ever.
Cunning is the key

praise the pig

true...so fucking true.
Let me teach you the way.

NoFap seems bad for you. My balls need draining to stay regular.
But you're definitely retarded to keep watching porn

>My balls need draining to stay regular.
how would you know?

Okay maybe not the biggest beta, but a beta def can. Eventually they can if they wanted. You dont think so?

No

looking through these threads is like watching men dig through the mud while I'm swimming in gold.
peace fags I'm gonna go play bloodlines then watch Dr Strangelove.

Because you're a faggot Rick and Morty fan. That's how I know

ya, its a good show

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To play devils advocate. Women, modern women are way to bossy and with the system the way it is they can make your life a living hell ie feminism, divorce bs, rape allegations. Only idiots are anger at women for being women.

>pleasing muh dik is the only form of pleasure
I play sports five days out of the week, play games as a pastime, and that is pleasurable. Kys for being a retarded fag.

Jerking off is gay. You’re being brought to orgasm by your own hand, and you’re a dude. You’re supposed to be brought to climax by a woman.

>they’re literally wasting months of pleasure and stress relief
What a little degenerate you are if fapping is that for you.
Weak minded mutt.

yes, praise the pig, never fuck it.
Pretend it is the queen, pretend you are the left

Via subterfuge and beguilement you can not only secure a Queen but ensure you can impose your rule, ever lasting.

It resets your dopamine and there are a lot of vitamins in Semen that are really good for you. There is a reason girls like getting cummed in

ur kippah filthy jew

oh no...you need not bow down or even play a game, just the chess board.
Never bend the knee...never yield an inch..instead, command the chess board as this is where you delve into a world that is beyond pain stake or subversion.

Women are so fucking simple when you know what game they play. I was once a frustrated pissed off incel but a chad bro instructed me in the ways of dominance.

Call me full of shit but I can assure you that many wannabe chads have copied my tech and you can even find it in the archives.
I am ready to repeat the wisdom if you want to hear it.

no bro left behind.

Your physical features is main decider on whether you get laid or not. This shit is preschool. Type in Looks, Money Attraction on YouTube if you’re one of those people that believe in confidence and game kek I’m too lazy to post the link just type that in

That's what happens when you take advice from the unironic Stormniggers who take this site too seriously.

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Every man alive has jerked off atleast once. So I guess we’re all closet gays. What about those who can get off without using their hands? You’re fucking retarded hahaha but nah I’m talking about hopeless incels not your average joe. Sports are based tho