Hello, Jow Forums board of Jow Forums! Just your friendly neighborhood American citizen passing through. I wanted to tell you about all of the fun and fulfilling job opportunities CIA currently has available. Many new positions are opening up in CIA's South America Division and you could find yourself doing some of the most challenging and exciting work of your life. If you're an American patriot who wants to experience the world in a whole new way then just follow the link provided above to see the endless possibilities of your future.
Thank you for your time. CIA wants the best and the brightest. That could be You!
God Bless You and God Bless the United States of America!
The ladies love to hear about your grand adventures. ;)
Brandon Foster
Meh, I make more doing construction, and I actually get to be proud of my work. Pass.
Robert Miller
I doubt they would hire me so >tfw no adventure time
Ayden White
Never hurts to try.
Jackson Jones
this is a datamining thread It's a trap! Don't apply!
Nathan Carter
Aw sweet, I get to torture people on cargo ships that don't exist and sell heroin on the black market. Sign me up
Matthew Anderson
see
Leo Torres
wrong question. the question is, how much can your side businesses bring in without offering conflict of interest.
Levi Clark
>thinks he hides from the NSA. yea, probably use 4 vpns, and a few offshore too! that will keep them from seeing you!
Robert Sullivan
The longer you hide, the harder they look.
Hunter Sullivan
I've only got a handful of AA AS degrees in business and social/behavioral science. I doubt that I'm CIA material. :/
Daniel Cook
I speak Spanish, have been through the jungles of Central America, have connections there and can drive any vehicle like a bat out of hell. Too bad I have no degree :(
>tfw when you’ll never get to overthrow a Latin American dictator through a propaganda campaign for the safety and security of our way of life.
if i can enjoy the company of some south american thots and shoot cartel members every now and then, that's good enough for me.
Adrian Clark
why would you get a "handful" of associates degrees and not go for a bachelors?
Luis Walker
I applied but I know I'm not good enough for them anyways
Noah Baker
how many shekels can get for killing commies?
Hudson Morris
>Tattoos will not disqualify you from gaining employment at the CIA, and all professionally-qualified persons are encouraged to apply. Walks in with gigantic "FUCK NIGGERS" face tattoo.
Justin Cruz
You’ll glow too
Jack Sanchez
if i lie about smoking weed, how big of a deal is it?
Hudson Rogers
also, do they hire phd's? >t. physicist
Anthony Price
The fuck is up with all the glow nigger threads? Been away for a week. What did I miss?
Ryder Thomas
Already applied didn't make it past the first interview
Daniel Kelly
Sorry, I have goy blood.
Jayden Mitchell
Tell us about the interview.
Charles Myers
I speak English Russian and Spanish what should I do? I'm studying engineering
Lucas Brown
If you want the best and brightest, shouldn't you hire those "Russian hackers" who were able to beat Hillary's billion-dollar campaign using $100,000 in pro-Bernie ads on Facebook to get Donald Trump elected?
Those guys sound like pros!
Jayden Bell
they would hire you. It's good money. Do it. I only speak english otherwise I'd apply.
Jackson Jenkins
Do not be mean to hues glow in the dark people
Juan Watson
How much would i get for doing jack shit and fapping to tranny porn?
I might be interested, but it really all depends on how many kilos I get to move per month. Make an offer.
Adam Rivera
>tfw 90% of the jobs listed require either a BA in some meme shit or working in law enforcement for years Oh well, I wouldn't want to go through the embarrassment of them bringing up my shitposts here during an interview, anyway.
Jaxson Hall
also do i get to kill commies? because if so i could be somewhat flexible on my kilo quota.
Jayden Gomez
I've unironically met with a CIA agent through my university's one-on-one career center talks. I don't want to work for the government but they're not all deep state fags and there's some interesting work to be done, even if you're just a cog in the machine at the end of the day (who isn't?? we're all wageslaves)
Luis Miller
You're just calling people retarded.
Blake Lee
I know that working for the CIA sounds dope, but it's actually mostly petty office work, r-right?
Tyler Ortiz
I WANA BE A SPECIAL INDIVIDUAL TOO.
Justin Thomas
I’m a white guy who speaks Spanish please please save me from this boring life
Anthony Clark
>CIA Now Hiring for South America Division Yea, looks like bold Russia is sending black ops and shit, it's not fucking around with the local yokels anymore, that's why they need fodder.
Lincoln Kelly
NO! FUCK YOU!!
They killed Terry!!!
Nathaniel Brooks
>and im white Nice try Enrique
Ryan Cruz
Checked because even before jews get a job they think about shopping
But do you have to molest children's to work at the clown factory and also what do you mean by patriot do you considered dying for greater Israel and sending millions of sharia fanatics refugees to Europe and the West to culturally "enrich" people as patriotic how did you experienced the world on 9 September 2001 how challenging was it to do nothing to prevent it even after you get so many warning from abroad .. also how is it to steal every one shit and never get richer cause your own your ass to the Rothschild ?
thanks for the invitation but I prefer to die raped in the ass by demons while getting shredded to pieces by a rats slowly piece by piece..
