Live PD Thread #4: Itchy Butt Edition

My butt itches.

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Becca

as does mine. NIGGERS

What did y'all have for dinner tonight, anons?

>Lispy fat cop lady

For me, it's Isabella.

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My rectum is in a constant state of turmoil.

Oysters rock, fried flounder, scallops, skrimps, crab cake, potatoes, veggies.

>fat fuck narcs on his wife
Ah, domestic bliss.

>A BUTCH.....

What does this sign say?

Imagine your wife has warrants and anytime she won’t do ass to mouth you
Can call the cops

>Crying over FTA
but why though

Arby's cajun fish

Does it itch?

Il finger point you officer black brap

Iceberg lettuce Cesar salad

Ironically dominos

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Egg sandwiches. Now have rank gas

Wheres that cringey sixteen year old?

Probably nothing
>t. fatass trying to diet

The most powerful woman in the DC universe. She is as powerful than Superman but she's still just a little ho. Pathetic.

I can't quite put a name on it, but there is a sensation when it falls out.

sounds fancy

can of sardines and some black licorice

I miss zendeyas that was the only officer this board had a chance of
Fucking before retirement

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gibs link to darkweb ples

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grody

SUNNY!
YESTERDAY MY LIFE WAS FILLED WITH RAIN

Good for you user, i hope it works out for you!

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>Jerusalem, tel Aviv
Ruh oh!

is the dark web accessible through a drive through?

smoked swordfish with vinegar greens

The guy who drives that is black

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Made some chicken quesadillas

Dark web is now just various alphabet niggers sharing porn with each other and trying to bust Larry from
Accounting

Yeah my wedding is in October, fiance and I are trying hard to lose some relationship weight.

>superman
Faster than a speeding bullet
>so is just about every dc character including her
I dont understand comics logic.

>let’s have a video session

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CVS and Walgreens now have access!

Boy sure would be a shame if someone posted this.

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>jew land

>Call turbo tax get a lonely female accountant try to get her to masticate with you

Fucking Gregory

Did your butthole fall off user?

I'm heading to bed, comfy lads. Been a long day, and I'm feeling a little flat. See you all tomorrow. Stay comfy.

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>this fucking dick cop

Homemade popcorn and lemonade.

Im right here you nancy ass faggot
Come at me your poor nigger

Congrats user!
>tfw no future waifu

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LOL guy in the car is about to BTFO the cop

Got any pics of your grill?

Goodnight gondolabro

Fucking Gregory always being a sensitive douche

Thank God that cunt goldola bro is gone I hate that little shit.

Night fren

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damn, this cop is a bit of a real asshole holy shit

Love these harassment manlets

no dinner only drinks

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>looking at herbs at midnight

>goldola
Who?

Stop using foul language.

Nigger please

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glad this guys getting told to fuck off

Good night fren

This picker got caught red handed. Throw the book at this bitch.

how the fuck can you leave before the show ends

Granny stealing plants from Lowe's

You shut your whore mouth faggot leaf

Sippin' on that blue purp?

Bitch my butthole is like "the cat came back song". you don't know the shit it's seen.

Bitch was gonna steal
Some herbs

>stealing herbs...... wtf

Ur not my real dad
Faggot

Jets?

you could cancel the wedding and immediately lose a 130 pounds or so.

Woman needs to learn how to shut the fuck up

Crack head bitch detected

None, but here's this stock photo

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see you tomorrow gondolafren

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Why the fuck would you just consent to a search like that for no reason?

I wud fugg herb lady

She looks like a coalburner

>getting caught trying to steal herbs from Lowes

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I got the sciatica

Lowes leaves all that shit out after close?

This bitch burns coal

This is my shit. I love liars.

Bitch looks like she fucks niggers.

You're my favorite leaf. When The Day of the Rake comes, you can hide in my basement. G'night, bro.

Meth head
Toss the car

>I have sciatica
>I'm walking and moving around no problem

100% chance

This bitch is gonna have crack on iher calling it now also if fuck the shit out of this nerdy tax bitch

> Wigger-rican

Rare.

>Lena, Chad, and Stacy
Hi, reddit

when you simultaneously leveling thieving and herblore

Oh fuck god, hippies striking again