How useful is your job/profession if you had to use it in a revolution?

How useful is your job/profession if you had to use it in a revolution?

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I’ll dump your corpse in a ditch

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Environmental chemist. So probably not useful at all. Probably not even very useful to society right now.

I can analyze the situation and make a chart about it.... basically im fucking useless. But I do have guns.

Your beta arms couldn’t lift me

My job/profession in a revolution is American patriot with a bunch of guns and a hatred for commie niggers.

if you can find me nitrogen crystals to mix with activated charcoal and salt peter, you're worth a small army.

Pretty useful. How's that datamining job going to help you though?

>bragging about being a fat sack of shit
:^)

remove that which does not bring joy

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>How useful is your job/profession if you had to use it in a revolution?

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Current job is a writer. Specifically, marketing copy. During a revolution... propagandist.

I teach Spanish, Chinese, Russian and history

Probably I would be fucked like a lot of people

Airplane Pilot and mechanic. Also veteran. I think I'm good.

NEET. I'd say it's quite useful, I have good arguments.

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Every revolution needs a website

Graphic designer. I can do all sort of propaganda.

Most useful

Project leader for installations. Depends, propably they don‘t need me

Dude just leech the potassium nitrate out of cow shit and boil wood for the charcoal

I make sandwiches and listen to people sympathetically

Now if you are a girly trap, then you would have tons of customers

I worked in a pharmacy, so I know what drugs are most vital to stocking up on.
Hint: It's the weird antibiotics that everything isn't already resistant to.

>be wildlife biologist
>have skills in tracking and animal capture for professional reasons
>have a deep knowledge of edible plants in north america and canada
>be used to long distance back country travel, orienteering, and survival
Could be worse senpai

>It's the weird antibiotics that everything isn't already resistant to.
The one you can get in the aquatics section of walmart?

Would you consider yourself helpful for environmental protection? Can’t have lebensraum if you mistreat the land.

Dog breeder.
During the revolution, I would have an endless supply of meat.

I sell insurance, so not useful. But I'm going to learn to use a gun and buy an ar-15 so when things collapse I won't be totally useless. Too be honest, a revolution seems like it may be the only way to stop these kike politicians. I'd prefer it not come to revolution, but it is what it is.

all manual shit, know how to fix anything from a diesel engine to levelling a sinking house on piers

extremely useful

Where do I start with the edible plants, particularly this far north user? I'd like to play it safe.

My profession is public affairs for a US military installation. Propaganda would be nice. My hobby is permaculture, I can grow anything almost anywhere, which could be useful.

I'm in marketing so absolutely useless

However, every revolution needs a propaganda arm and I'd be great at that

Mechanical Engineer. I have design programs and a shop. If the revolution needed some special purpose device, my profession may actually be helpful.

>male negro like hand
gtfo

Zero... I'm a salesman...

But I was lucky enough to be born before the internet, so I've spent my entire childhood in the wilderness, so I know about hunting, trapping, farming, making a shelter and so on...

Also I watched Bear Grills

I'm an ideas guy

Besides some practical knowledge, I know many other things that most survivors would not. For instance, never use aluminum in hydroponics. It's bad for the roots systems in all plants.

You can learn more about that and more in my course: "Please, Jesus Christ, don't kill me, please!!"

T. Data mining glownigger

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Based insurance agent boomer

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>Corporate IT
Might be useful depending on how the revolution unfolds.

lol

ahah

>Dobby loom chain pegger
I am 100% fucked.

im a photographer so not that useful in combat but probably super useful for propaganda/media

Sadly I have masculine breasts and a masculine vagina

I sell propane and propane accessories. I think I'd be a vital component of any revolution.

Most of the equipment I use at work was developed by the military.

Carpenter...really good with a hacksaw

don't worry bro we can be neets together, posting propaganda memes during the war and getting that sweet state neetbux while also contributing to the war effort

I am a third gen farmer, my senpai traditions is bring rare fruits and medicinal compounds we have been unlawfully allowed to grow, spread and educate people about.
kike us, hate us, prevent us...we will never give up
pic related, a hearth tonic
rare as fuck..dismissed just as much.
I continue the native tradition of free cure but less and less people give a fuck.

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I have over 30k karma on Reddit

I’m an architect. Not very important, until it’s over.

>be me
>be wood carver

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I both set up and demolish antenna towers.
I can set up wireless comunications given enough materials and render them useless or outright destroy them.

Mechanic, so pretty damn useful.

Accountant
Everyone is getting jewed.

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I'm a navy SEAL...so pretty useful. I could destroy anyone. I have over 600 confirmed kills.

i work in a cemetery so i would be burring all the dead bodies right ?

commercial pilot
Kinda useful i guess

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You like to eat?

Doctor. Pretty good, desu. I'm not too worried.

>Warehouse Associate
Someones gotta store and keep track of all that ammo/supplies right?

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Comp Eng which is useless at face value, but I know how to organize a bitch so put me on logistics.

Buy an AR now. Prices are lower than ever. It won't stay this way much longer.

My old job including On the job training and practacle expereicne and shots in every department of the hospital is about equil to a level Two medic or ER tech

My last job I accidentally fell into from a hobby when I could not walk a lot any more: I can rebuild Shoes, Boots, Biker Gear, Horse tack, Luggage, Camping Gear, Web Gear. I can make a basic version of half of that and did a lot of work for theaters and yuppy ren fair goers with hundreds of hours of historical research. I could probably turn a cow into leather with some practice.

But my hands cant do than an hour a day any more but i can teach

As my body wont do any more i fill my head with stuff on how to do stuff

And I have been shooting revolvers since i was 7, i can shoot hand guns betetr then you

useless soft bodied and a liability
useless, soft bodied and probably scared of gnarly situations so useless
It'd be gone and you dead before the revolution started or at least in the lead up
useless
no information, useless
lying so useless
useless, will die in revolution
>carver
useless
extremely useless
useless, lot of larpers going on about propaganda department, thats a long way down the line in a violent revolution, you'd all be dead
useless

Nice data mining thread you’re all fking retarded

Mechanical Engineer
In the rear with the gear, like that faggot from Turner Diaries

Millwright.
Somewhat useful.

Carrier class network administration. So, pretty useful. But I'm not interested in revolutions nor are my coworkers. Plus, everyone in my office is armed. We'd probably put down revolutionaries and DDoS any communications they're using.

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>thinks it not %100 neets
lul, I bet you think skyking threads are real

partner up with a carpenter and you'll be all set.

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Combat medic
Does it get better than that?

KEK. At least you admit it.

absolutely useless
Revolution everything will burn, infrastructure one of the first
again, absolutely useless and working in IT unfit and unready for war

>useless leaf
We will use you as your flag indicates...toilet paper.

I would be the first to use you to wipe my ass

Aeronautical engineer

you could comfort all the people who inevitably get PTSD from watching their frens die

help us get the fuck out of here

You’re a translator, that’s pretty important

I’m not going to give a lot of information but i basically go out on site and bust out high tech equipment as fast as I can and execute a plan with a team as fast as I can for long hours then pack it up and leave as fast as I can.

Delivery driver
self explanatory really. everyone's going to need a supply run of some sort.

What plant is that user?

>implying we would want to learn anything but Australian patois

Jettison that chink
honestly, American English is all we need, the rest is uncivilized

Janitor, always useful. Not a slave though, also an investor and freelance. Adaptable dude

>I take drone footage
useless

PhD chemist

I guess I could make explosives but I'd rather make chemical weapons. But really I could make other neat stuff.

This looks like a data mining op. Don't give them the info to undermine you.

白皮猪

Hey! You're the guy I need! What book can I read to learn chemistry?

or just larp like everyone is

why are people taking so much of your bait?

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Courier. Only person who can get resources from one place to another.

General? Inorganic? Organic? Physical? Polymer?

Are you brand new?

courier bit is useless however you might be fit so possibly useful

semi-retired carpenter, doing Armed Guard and other Security related work for shits and giggles.

Every revolutionary website needs a support guy.

Am I rite guys?

What do you do?

nothing but today Im larping as a jack of all trades