This man ended the biggest global conflict in all of history

The belly of the dragon will drip pee pee

Kek

He loved Mother Russia so much, he had her tattooed on his head ... so she would always be on his mind.

She looked pretty bangable here

I once found a stick on tattoo of his birth mark in mad magazine, I put it in a projector and enlarged it on the wall to 3 feet and traced it on paper to make a D&D

map many adventures were had on his head

USSR's collapse is bad for the USA as well, because the Coldwar is what allowed it to keep itself balanced somewhat and in good shape. (And universally stimulated technological progress)

Yeltsin was alright. Until he gave us Pootin.

This man induced the biggest peacetime economic collapse in recorded history. And the sharp increases in crime, joblessness, substance abuse, and depression that went with it.

And all he got out of it was some free Pizza Hut pizza: youtube.com/watch?v=Myqg2kp0TSE

go back to /po/russia, libshite

Maybe it's a treasure map? He didn't expect to go bald when he was younger and got the location tattooed on his head thinking it was clever and that no one would ever find out.

no. he has made it worse

example: high social security contribution was never a problem during the cold war. because we wanted to show them that we can be capitalistic and socialistic at the same time. now they are complaining its too expensive and we cant compete with china anymore. they are constantly trying to cut healthcare services etc

>doesn't mention this was putins boss long ago
chyort

thank you based Gorby for your Glasnost

read his books and see what he really help create.

kys kremlebot

youtube.com/watch?v=3oEA6zK_8u8

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