What’s the fastest way to combine Judaism, Christianity, and Islam into one megareligion...

What’s the fastest way to combine Judaism, Christianity, and Islam into one megareligion, worthy of uniting the earth under one God and starting a holy galactic empire?
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Atheism

hail santa

The true religion is race-based.

>666
automate everything, kill everybody whos not an infant, mix all the religions and brainwash all existing babies

Simultaneous nuclear strikes on Israel and every Muslim country

Read Dune

Yeah but wouldn’t that be counter productive to helping out my bros

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Gas Chambers

Fuck off with your desert inbred stone-age garbage death cults

Religion has nothing to do with wordly matters. Imbecile.

>tfw wasn’t raised by a space witch
Is it already over?

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That'd be Islam by its own

Yes. Unfortunately England will be a necessary casualty.

There is no way. In the end there can be only one.

It will happen once the third temple is built and then things will start getting interesting. Why are you so impatient satan?

Is it possible to be Muslim but still believe that Jesus was much more than a simple prophet?

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Just take all the conservative elements of either and remove the tolerance. Justify order/discipline and war with the gift of heaven.

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It's already happened, it's called money.
Isreal judaism
USA Christianity
Saudi islam,

the world holy trinity, can do whatever they want without any repercussion

Very interesting point thank you user

Orange Catholic Bible from Dune is exactly that

Same reason as always. He refuses to listen to God. To those willing to listen God reveals himself completely. To those who refuse His word, they bring destruction on themselves. COmBinInG the worlds religions into one is but a fire wall to stave off his own destruction for a season, by delaying Gods word. It can never last.

Read Dune faggot

Ofc there is and coincidentally we live in times where it can be incubated. The next Hitler will come by himself and if there are more then the stronger one will beat the others to ensure the best for humanity while having the capabilities to follow through to the end.

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Go back to the common source and worship Saturn.

No fuck you this guy is on to something.

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Your friend is the anti-christ. Excommunicating him would be in your interests.

Make a Band name Disturbed

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Based LOGH

Only a total retard will just mash all 3 religions together like it was nothing. The best parts of either need to be filtered out while the undesirables ones are left out. Much like what needs to happen to civilization.

You mean MAGAreligion

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There's something special about this anime.

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Letting jews and muzzies btfo each other then using the Catholic church to fill the power vaccum and force protestants and orthodox into worshiping on Sunday

>January 26 2019
>maga hat
No bro

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The Catholic church is corrupt just as much as the others. You could say in modern times they're like the bridge muzzies and jews walk upon.

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Um, wouldn't that literally just be masonry?

Masons are at their heart Kaballaists. At most they'll prop up a global democratic atheistic world than support an Empire with a strong religion and goals

>666
But satan. Youre the one who split it. You concern troll.

All abrahamic religions are one organized crime family

OP is right. Why wait hundreds of years when we can just go in space in less than 5 decades if Humanity got rid of its distractions and shifted its resources to technological and individual evolution?

The more we stagnate here the more and more the window of opportunity closes.

carpe diem

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How is that like gaysonry at all

Jews and muds don't have the same God as Christians
It's not possible to unite eople who worship Satan with those who love Christ.
Don't have the son then you don't have the father.

B. A. S. E. D

God isn't real. It's a means to an end nothing more.

Unlimited total nuclear annihilation, then your pipe dream can live

based

Besides once the Empire crumbles someday like all Empires humanity would've spread among the stars. What you worship wouldn't be that important as before. Well not the factions you war against but hey at least it will be harder to go extinct than now right? So it's a good thing in the long run.

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Satan deliberately leaving out Buddhism.

>religion
>worthy
??

The fastest way is to kill yourself fag.

Buddhism is too escapist to be incorporated.
Bushido which draws inspiration from it on the other hand seems like a good idea.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bushido

Think about it. Religion is just a tool for control. If you're immune to that control you can see the flaws and weaknesses and shape a stronger one for the greater good. For no reason at all because it's funny.

What predator movie is this?

Urban Jungle

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Eat about 5 grams of magic mushrooms. The Universe will open your minds eye.

What’s their power level?

Go away antichrist. your literal message is the description of the task of the antichrist. Also look at your numbers

I- I don't know.

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Well this thread is... something. I'm out

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Yeah, because believing in nothing will really unite people.

>because I say so

All Hail Zarus, death to demihumans

Well, Satan, that would take an individual being born in this modern era who had a mind gifted enough to walk with the Will of God and a heart big enough to follow the path of Christ. Once this individual unites female with male (mentally), has all of the voices in their head working together (astro aspects of psych), etc.. then this Modern Messiah if you will, will possess enough Gifts of God (healing, etc) that the world will have no choice but to unite under Him.

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How much do I have to squat to achieve this?

this person would have to become sinless and have entered The Kingdom of Heaven while on Earth, having conpleted the journey on the narrow path. Nearly impossible as it should be to receive such Great Gifts in His Glory. The greatest Truth left out of the Bible is that Christ was human trying to teach us that we too can joing the Kingdom while alive in this life if we become sinless and complete the journey :)

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You must find a 12-story building and climb the stairs to the top then take the elevator down. Do two sets twice per week for 7 months.

Nice try satan. Kek will win in the end.

kek is still waiting for the bus

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imagine being an ignorant internet user.
now imagine being you.
oh, it didn't change!
>muh abrahamics are the same cause religion = religion
wow, please try to remember that the goal of the Gutenberg revolution was to pass All the information, so you actually read it for yourself.

IA

Nation of Islam

Annihilate all Jews and Muslims

>this post
>those trips

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Judaism isn't the true religion.

Fuck all religions. Speculation on the origin and nature of the universe is useless unless backed with reproducible evidence. Morality in the Bible is based on the lifestyles & ideals from when it was written and is portrayed as the will of God despite God not being the one who wrote it. It blows my mind that people are told how to live by some book written by some prehistoric schizo

.....OP is the anti-christ.

And Ricardo Milos is his herald.

God save us.

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That's actually a pretty good answer

>after all the chicanery to host the World Cup just to have the hosting nation get raped without lube

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All hail the holy space empire, may the ayy lmaos be stoned.

Keknchek

Are they gonna kill that thing now?

It does, ask a nigger what race Jesus was. They all have pictures of Sub-saharan nigger Jesus.

>satanic trips
>combining Jews and muzzies with Christians
shocker

Do you believe in the hereafter? Satan has your soul user, repent and even if you don't agree with me, seek salvation. I have seen real ghosts, so I know the after-life is real. Don't die with the soul of a non-believer.

One World Mega-religion would give to much power to the wrong person eventually, see Anti-Christ.

And go where? The nearest star system Alpha Centauri would take us 100 years to reach with current propulsion systems, We are in the hand made canoe stage of space travel. Large Elysium style space stations that could preserve or restore the planet would be a great idea. A comet, like the one that blasted the Earth 65 million years ago will hit us again, before interstellar travel we need to preserve and have a backup for Planet Earth.

samefag

Zoroastrianism

They're supposed to believe this. There's a whole chapter in Christ in the Kuran

Making the three destroy each other and making the pure doctrine of Lucifer come into the open

respect?

The fastest way? If God himself sends another prophet to perform signs and the prophet live streams them on the internet. My only concern with this would be how it says in Paul's letter to the Galatians that if anyone comes giving a gospel contrary to the one we gave you, be he angel or man, he is accursed. So... Wouldn't really move the true Christians but all the weak-willed people who 'won't believe until there's (((proof)))' will eat it up like dogs.

They will say things like...

> Muh miracles
> Muh signs
> Your book is wrong because look at the magic man

All praise the mighty kek bringer of darkness. Fuck all the other religions.