Whats with everyone and their mom talking about these stupid autism blankets?

where am I going to get a 600 pound blanket

you got me

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If you lose some weight you'll find a good blanket and not stop breathing for long stretches in your sleep

>twice your body weight
Sure, if you want to suffocate in your sleep.

heh caught u fren

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this is now an autistic pepe thread

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You put it below your face.

It’s just a the sjw version of “Xbox”... for the absentee parents

Like most things in the internet, it's all affiliate marketing.

A 400lb blanket? Are you daft m8?

stay mad bucko

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i have one and so does my son. we sleep so much better and they are comfy af

I don't know if it's because of our population but I haven't seen a single autistic/down kid in my area except a few in the retard center. Why is it so high in the US or is it just the media?

Is this why I used to sleep with anime girl pillows?

it's a blanket, so the moms don't have to feel bad about holding their violent retard sons down. that's all.

Because where youre from there isn’t much difference between autism and a normal person.

Last time we gave undesirables blankets they started building casinos hundreds of years later.

Was getting smallpox part of your plan?

>used to
dont worry user youre among frens here

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I'm ok with this

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Good, now I can train while I sleep

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There are people with legit autism but there are also people that are just shy or awkward that they give the diagnosis to as well.

What is mexicans and dragon ball?

DBZ is red pilled

Underrated

>no goy swaddling is bad!
>Here goy buy my "weighted blanket" only 3 payments of 19.99
I swear to God I'm going to live like a medieval peasant just to avoid this bullshit

are you really a 300 pound Japanese man?

Shitskins and anime.

Atleast we aren't autistic enough to let something like pic related to be considered normal. Every country got their problems, stop trying to think your country is what it was in the past.
Didn't know about that, no wonder the amount was high. I think most parents need to stop being soft and make their kids socially interact to help possible future anxiety from occurring.

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>not sleeping under a lead shell to protect you from 5g microwaves

So really your body weight should be half what your blanket weighs

>not sleeping under a pile of rocks

t-thanks robotic asian sexdoll mommy

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300lbs isnt that much desu

i'm 6'3 and weigh around 295lbs and i don't even look very fat, just kinda husky/broad, i mean i have some stomach fat but i'm not huge. if i was under 200lbs i'd look like a skeleton, my ideal weight is probably about 240lbs

I would suggest trying to get below 250 unless you want all your weight bearing joints to breakdown at 32 fren.

It's just the next snake oil being peddled to dumb white women while our race and country burns, like essential oils and Ph water and all that other kike invented shit to snatch the white man's dollar.

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From your sumo instructor

in my line of work we have to keep our weight up
>not stop breathing
this is the opposite of what I am trying to achieve

>asian sexdoll

t. fat and ugly white chick

Please dont tell me I will start seeing autism blankets threads for the next 3 months...

when your spastic autist is running around in circles trying to get away you can just toss the weighted blanket over him to capture him, they really are great

Despite society being omnihypersexualized, real life is increasingly desolate and sterile. While most women can easily find a guy to ream them out for 30 minutes, many sleep alone far more often than they'd admit. They spend age 17-30 LARPing a career instead of spending every night in the arms of a loving husband.

Check the bottom of the Ganges, Pajeet.

thats so retarded just use more blanket to create weight

Hey look it's me, ypur feudal lord. Plz pay rent of 100 bushels of wheat.

I’ll need a 960 pound blanket!!

Lying on the internet is illegal fren
>t. 6'2 and 250lbs blob

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gravityblankets.com
>$250
Its worth it tho

they induce SIDS and an end to the horror of having a child with Assburgers

I became addicted to sleeping while hugging a pillow
am I autistic?

>be middle aged guy now
>grandma and grandpa used to sleep under double blankets and duvets because sleep is more restful that way.
>call it folk wisdom or whatever.
>carried on that habit
>enjoy double blankets and duvets all my life
In 2019 the blanket Jew tells me to buy his artificially weighted blanked for 250 Muttdollars.
>lol all the way to the bedroom.

For $250 I could buy enough blankets to crush someone, using the force of gravity to assist the situation.

>sleep is more restful that way
>flag
probably because it drowned out the constant sound of machine-gun fire coming from the woods

What is it with autism and the need to be compressed? I remember seeing some big machine they used to calm autistic kids that basically squished them between two giant pads. It's like they retain some in utero memory and the trauma of childbirth, being pushed out of their comfy space.
What if autism is the result of pre-birth memory tainting the realities of a cold and insecure world? All autists are is adult children who want nothing more than to retreat to the womb and be inside mommy again. They reject the outside world in favor of the comfy, secure place they inexplicably still remember?

t. Japanese attempts at humor
Don't you have on octopus to fuck?

No, you're actually just fat.

You live in a sub 80 IQ shit hole, Lol. I guess it's hard to give a diagnosis to your populace, when they're too stupid to even use the toilet properly.

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So many retards in your lands it's painful just to think we have to share this world.

>Weighted blanket calms retards
This has been used to calm horses for along time.
There is even a technique of making a chamber the size of a horse and then filling it with grain.
The uniform weight on them does magic, you can literally break wild horses in a few minutes this way.

oh really?

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fucking gold

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>Atleast we aren't autistic enough to let something like pic related to be considered normal.

That's the opposite though, thinking everything is allowed cuz don't want to hurt anyone's fee fees.

Autists are barely aware other ppl have feelings.