Discord trannies and unemployed opinion "journalists" check in

Pic related lit the short fuse of insane leftists scumbags.

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Wait for a bit and they'll kill themselves.

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C is actually easy enough for journos to learn. The syntax is generally simple and Boost removes all of the memory allocation gotchas.

Get them started on C++14 and only give them excerpts from idTech4 as examples.

Someone replace dummies with journalists. I would if I wasnt a shitty phone poster

They don't have the brains to learn a useful skill. They wasted good money on "higher education" that turned out to be 100% backwards propaganda. "Journalists" are unemployable it the real world.

>C is actually easy enough for journos to learn.
Citation needed. Please let me know how many of them can figure out pointers. Hint: there's a reason that meme languages don't have them.

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I really don't want these people in tech, can't they just do porn?

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I don't want them employed at all. Can't they just lay down and die?

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>figure out pointers
Boost makes pointers pretty simple. Remember, no more memory management! It's no different than variable name assignment in...
>meme languages
You actually use pointers all the time in garbage collected languages like Python and JavaScript.

learn haskell and find employment instead of spending all your free time in valgrind dumb frogposters

KEK!

>Boost
Writing your own binary tree or linked list library screens out people who understand pointers from those who don't. For more fun, force them to write working code using reference pointers.

enjoy your space leaks

Unemployed "journalists" make me smile. Won't be long before they can't pay the rent on their $3,000 a month 250sqft gay little apartment in midtown and have to move back in with mommy and daddy.

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We should start a charity for unemployed "journalists" and keep all the money in the name of fairness and equality.

>mommy and daddy
it really is about time they start taking responsibility for the shitty people they made.

>programming

Nah, I'm too busy reading
THE
ART
OF
THE
NEEL

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learn lisp

This is easily one of the best tweets of all time.

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twatter is shit, but there are a few gems scattered about. That dude has been around since the Tea Party twatter days.

Stop telling these people to learn to code. What if they do? They're going to take our jobs.

Lmao. I actually hope these people learn C because no one uses C anymore

They couldn't if they tried. It's like telling a nigger to learn English.

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fucking potato nigger.

Lol C doesnt have boost retard

This. I don't want these fuckers anywhere near me (though it would be fun to tear their shit to pieces in a code review)

COPE HARDER

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C is actually very light as far as memory goes because you, in a perfect world, only use memory that you actually need. The .NET framework is a fucking pig when it comes to memory. However RAM is relatively cheap now so it doesnt really matter

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Just report for off topic or whatever. These people spamming the discord shit are easily baited lulz cows that will believe anything they read on Jow Forums if it slightly fits into there own little fantasy world. Not even talking about the journalist thing but the discord tranny shit is such an obvious bait from leftist to get these retards to freak out over nothing.

If by "learn lisp" you mean that they should practice becoming male prostitutes and sucking cocks for pennies, then I agree, that's where their natural talents should take them. Keep them out of tech though.

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>TWENTY YEARS OF SCHOOLIN' AND THEY PUT YA ON THE DAY SHIFT

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and lua learn lua too

>spending all your free time in valgrind
Obviously not, I'm shitposting here because my code doesn't throw any warnings and all of it works. Thanks, Valgrind! Goyim as fuck with no CoC and no Jewish social media presence. Haskell is totally a meme language.
When was the last time you saw Haskell in a job posting? >inb4 tsuru capital
All you have to do is give them a 5 pound bag of M&Ms and tell them to grab a handful, sort out one red M&M and one green M&M, and place it on the desk whenever they point to something. Reds point to greens. Eventually you will have a small set of islands. Now tell them that if they write code that reuses red M&Ms (pointers) and cuts down on green M&Ms (memory spaces), they'll be able to eat more M&Ms per handful and not have to sort any out as much.

I'll even match you a bonus: use the blue M&Ms in the same way to free() your green malloc()s.

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LEARN TO CODE

Hurrrrr

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Many such cases
Not sad

>twitter.com/SixStringTweets/status/1088851874109898758

wowaname?

They should go full metal Gentoo.

aaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHA

youtube.com/watch?v=Lj7IhH1YiIM

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That made me feel sad. I went for a history degree, but luckily I gave up on it and got a job in a bank. Jump to 10 years later and Im making 5 figures a month while my ex-classmates cant get a job that pays more than 2 thousand bucks. The worst part is that 80% of my ex-classmates are just indocrinated with marxism, while the other 20% redpilled ones just get humiliated on a daily basis knowing that they have to conceal their real views and follow along by writting bullshit if they want to keep their shitty jobs.

Please stop telling them to learn to code. I don't want more competition for low level coding jobs.

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Don't worry, that's what H1-b poo visas are for.

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I know, there's already enough competition at the bottom. I don't want to have to compete with non-white ex-Journos for those positions when I finish my schooling as well

8/8

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This
Let them eat ROPE

>neel

UNEMPLOYABLE

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If you want to make it in coding you have to make your own software anyway. Just do other frens a favor and only hire frens.

>I don't want to have to compete with non-white ex-Journos.

They'll take up knitting, cat sitting, and retail jobs, maybe even door-to-door dildo sales. Relax, fren.

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YOUR job maybe

Im making a trading card game totally in C. No graphics.h, just text based :)

Yessir!

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Bot

Mutilated faggots go back

Zork: The Gathering?

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Similar yes hahah

terry preferred C

This

Only hire your own

KEK

what does it matter if some corporation sees value in a language. pure functional programming, and the way haskell sees computation, can be very useful even as a reference for other languages (dry-rb comes to mind, for example). indeed it can't be used for everything, but it is extremely consistent and sits on solid ground. i've found much enjoyment in programming haskell, and it has taught the imperative languages so much about treating functions like objects. have some respect you fucking jackass

Back to tranny discord with you, you degenerate nigger

>have some respect
I respect six year olds' LOGO artwork more than Haskell bruh. This is like bragging about your touch screen RPN calculator.

This. C doesn't even have standard data structures. C gives you the tools but you need to source your own materials.

>learn to code

Biggest meme of this decade. Even CS graduates are being replaced by Pajeets right now, let alone self-taught code monkeys

Jesus Christ , What the heck does means to have a Blue Check mark in twatter? I thought it was only for super famous people like the president, some kike at the IMF, a multimillion dollar company like big pharma, ...IDK

But you see only literally who's on twatter giving compliments each other and people who only job is writing some 10 line shity opinion article with a blue check

twatter is trash

It's the mark of the NPC.

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Haskell has too high an IQ barrier for pajeet to learn, so corporations aren't going to adopt anything like it. The trend has been to dumb down programming so white programmers can be replaced with brown ones. Rather what we're seeing are ideas from Haskell trickling down into imperative languages.