Venezuela General /vg/ - Diplomatic Tensions Edition

QUICK RUNDOWN:
>WSJ: Mike Pence called Guaido night before 23Jan to ask him to go full coup
>Diplomatic tensions replace protests.
>Military pledges allegiance to Maduro.
>General Mourão says Brazil will not participate in military intervention.
>Maduro orders US diplomats to leave within 72 hours. US recalls ‘non-essential’ diplomats from Venezuela, vows to keep embassy open
>Maduro orders closure of Venezuelan embassies and consulates in US.
>AOC, Gabbard, Jill Stein, voices support for Maduro
>Reuters is reporting that up to 400 Russian military contractors have been deployed in Venezuela.
>Maduro wants dialogue with oppostion. Guiado neglects his offer.
>Maduro calls for popular rebellion against coup.
>Neocon Elliot Abrams, from Ronald Reagan & George W. Bush admin, hired to manage Venezuelan crisis
>France, Spain, Germany give Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro 8 days to setup new elections or they will recognize Juan Guaidó as President.
>Bank of England, lobbied by US, wants to steer 1.2bi of Vzla assets to Guaido.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_body_mass_index
youtube.com/watch?v=NKdbs3dx2GU
communist-party.ca/statement/3021
twitter.com/compartycanada
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Venezuelan_presidential_crisis#Public_opinion
twitter.com/AnonBabble

You're all a bunch of fucking assholes

I shit in every one of you dumb bastards

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maduro did nothing wrong

Sec Council Meeting (transcribed)

Just just didn't do enough.

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El Presidente Empanada is COOKED.

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Why people talked about starvation in Venezuela, they all seem pretty fat.

stay the hell out!

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>Mexico
>We are participating in meeting in regards to Rule 37 of this council.
>Situation is detereorating in VZLA
>plis reduce tensions
>plis avoid escalation of conflict
>plis dialogue
>plis peace & stability

Ecuador
>affirm irght to democracy
>National Assembly and Guaido is our guy
>we endorse Argentina statement

Barbados
>plis non-interference and non-intervention
>pls respect rule of law and sovereingty
>plis avoid actions that could escalate explosive situation

Chile
>VZLA is in crisis under authoritarian govt
>National Assembly and Guiado is our guy
>new elections need to happen, etc etc

Venezuela is fatter than Ecuador and most european countries, but you shouldn't trust the numbers of WHO because it's fake news propped up by Russia.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_body_mass_index

Based Barbados.

Kek its funny to see how USA in the 21st century tries to have a second Cold War with the cuckservatives lamenting "MUH DEMOCRACY MUH RUSSIA MUH COMMUNISTS"

kek, you're all gonna die from brain tumor like McCain from the sins you committed

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Reminder that the people defending the dictator Maduro know that he is a megalomaniac kike narco with his personal militia of bikers that shoot at protesters, they just don't care.
They are dishonest roaches with zero morals from /sg/, they will lie and keep on lying to push their narrative against what they perceive as the NWO, they don't care if Venezuela's crisis is entirely self-made, they care about what will happen if "their" side loses an important foothold in the Americas, it's all a geopolitical game for them and they have zero interest in the stability of the region or human lives.

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Juan Guaido: "member of the centrist social-democratic Popular Will party"
POPULAR WILL PARTY
The Socialist International (SI) is a worldwide association of political parties which seek to establish democratic socialism
DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM
Popular Will party: "Admitted as full member in December 2014!"

Simple reminder that:
- USA need to be removed from foreign countries' interior affairs
- Maduro won last election honestly and they were recognized by vast majority of the rest countries except bunch of westcucks
- there is no famine in Venezuela
- socialism works

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It isn't imposible to get food, but you depend on your local commie to deliver it to you, and guess what happens if you are anti-maduro goy

>mfw fucking Barbados is the only sane country in this whole clusterfuck

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Those are party members. Of course they are fat.

Then why do almost all Salvadorians today support the (old) FMLN? Why is it that almost all rebels had American weapons and government uniforms, both from the national guard?
>95% of human rights abuses
>killed the archbishop
>lost half the country for over a decade to Guerillas
How would the majority of Salvadorians support this?

(((Elliot Abrams))) wants to send a special envoy to Venezuela.

I’m tired of noticing.

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You get to study in an american university like Goydo?

>honestly

Brazil
>On 23Jan, VZLA witnessed extraordinary events
>Unpredented number of people in the streets
>Rule of law of Guaido and National Assembly yes.
>We need to support vzla constitution, this was a process of diplomatic dialogue. Even before Bolsonaro took over, Ernesto Araujo was already at Lima Group meetings to take the lead and work with other partners.
>blablabla, all hail Israel and US
>Sec Council must address situation bc of the risk and bc it demands collective and urgent actions
>le ebil maduro regime
tfw we used to have an independent foreign policy lads

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checked, also why is Trump allowing sending this neocon cuck to Venezuela, didn't Abrams said Trump was a threat to American democracy or some bullshit like that? Why is Trump kneeling in front of these subhumans?

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don't be a good goy then and be pro maduro

Damn, are you gonna start calling people pastors again

>that post
>that flag
Russia has been funding the commie regime in Venezuela for over a decade.

It took two presidents of the left wing for almost everyone to hate them tho. Corruption is a huge problem in El Salvador and in Latin America in general. People disliked the right because of it and now dislike the left because of it. The old FMLN is now the new oligarchy just as how it is now in Venezuela.

so... how deep is the gocern?

>an independent foreign policy
there was not such a thing, and there will never be

do have to add that the FMLN's support only grew over time as it transitioned from a guerilla group to a party in itself

>HEY GUYS DEMOCRACY
>WAIT... NO, DON'T ELECT THAT GUY!
>HEY I THOUGH YOU WERE GOING TO ELECT SOMEONE NEOLIBERAL
>FUCK THAT, YOU CHEATED, THAT'S THE ONLY REASON WE LOST!
>REVOLUTION! REEEEEEEE
Every goddamn time.

>tfw we used to have an independent foreign policy lads
No we didn't retard.

deep. we cold war now

In public, I'm.

Trump is just the best goy and hires whoever Bolshevike Bolton wants

Ruskies are just scared shitless because they've lent thousands of millions to Maduro's regime and if the national assembly takes power they'll say those debts hold no ground because they were inconstitutional (the NA is the one in charge of budget and approving international deals in a governmental scale), the chinese more or less already gave up and are cutting their loses

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But it already stopped growing and began shrinking. Just take a look at the latest polls.

smart, try surviving through this and shitpost your expirience

>its a legitimate election because I said so
Probably the same thing Maduro was thinking: its official because I've bought chinese and Russian support.

We forever support our allies, and are ready to assist Maduro suppress the pro-american riot

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United Nations meeting on Venezuela livestream: youtube.com/watch?v=NKdbs3dx2GU

>China, Russia, Iran and Turkey are all por-Maduro
>Russia, Iran and China all have stock in Venezuela
>Could cause several international incidences that would lead to more tensions and weakening relations between western powers and the China, Iranian Russia alliance
>Brazil could face an influx of refugees and Colombia would be faced with cross border terrorism
It's a landmine at this point. So, the concern is great. But, one of the anti-maduro or pro-maduro factions have to fire a shot. Until then, it's just powers taking sides.

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I accept every election, unlike you cucks who scream at every referendum and election that doesn't go neoliberal way.
Ukraine - reeee
Brexit - reeee
Crimea - reeee
Trump - reeee
Venezuela - reeee

WHO IS DEMOCRACY NOW

I think this has more to do with the FMLN government being an absolute failure, not anything to do with the original FMLN or its original ideology
Did your family fight in the war?

>I accept every election
yep, even obviously fake ones.
>highest voter turnout ever
>at the same time that a record amount of Venezuelans are leaving Venezuela
typical party politics.

let's hope 'glow in the dark' will step up their game to give us proper happening

Not really. They were bystander. Some just provided aid to people in general but very punctually.

everyone in latin america is socialist

YOU LITERALLY DENY EVERY ELECTION THAT DOESN'T GO YOUR WAY AND REPEAT THE SAME SHIT EVERY TIME

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>Uruguay defending Maduro and talking about muh open borders and mentioning "the wall"
yikes, never trust the Foro de SP fags

They won't. They want it a long, bloody mess so they can use it as political ammo in the states.

Threadly reminder there are 4 sides to every conflict: the two sides and the kikes that infest each side.

Well, they failed with the coup.
I guess they need to fire a """"""mysterious""""" shot to start a civil war.

Uruguay
>This issue should not be in sec council agenda. This is not proper forum for ths discussion
>worst solution would be to double down on leaving them isolated on intl stage
>we with mexico, want dialogue, made an appeal to reduce tension, in lines with intl law
>plis peaceful solution
>plis inclusive dialogue
>we will never endorse military intervention

Costa Rica
>Vzla elections lacked legitimacy
>National Assemblly is based. Guaido is based.
>plis peaceful way

Dominica
>deep goncern of recent events
>plis non-intervention in internal affairs of sovereign states
>Elections were legit Maduro is president
>declarations of ilegitimacy are dangerous.

ivan, neither side cares about veneniggers, it's all about business interests

can confirm, but gladly the commie wave is going down day by day

uruguay is the california of latin america, what did you expect?

Nah. If you knew shit about Venezuela you would know why it is obviously fake. But you don't so you accept the chavista narrative at face value.

You are just some guy who knows jack shit being propogized to take a side.

yeah for like 10 years until indios decide they want more welfare again and vote communists back in kek

>Elections
>Hey let's inhabilitate and jail all opposition leaders
>International observers? Transparency? Democratic standards? lol
>A referendum as stated in the constitution, legally pushed for? lol
>Wait supreme court what the fuck you mean you're not going to give me all the power I want, fucking traitors
>No national assembly? No problem, let me legislate a fake one under my own accord
>An impartial electoral power? lmao all the guys we have there are chavistas on our paycheck btw
¿¿¿¿

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All little, irrelevant countries are parroting the exact same thing about peace, dialog and respect sovereignty, though.

who cares whether the elections are fake or not, Venezuela is a Russian protectorate. Russia should try to install a pro-Russian ruler who isn't an incompetent retard.

Then the boomer nation attacked.
And call you a communist for supporting national socialism.

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El Swoledor speaking

you continue lying constantly don't you get bored of it?

You just need to say the truth and all you say dissolves as a lie it is.

>google removes photos with so-called "protesters" with latest iphones in palms
>there are literally no proofs of famine in Venezuela, only few staged images
>during years of socialsm Venezuela have been reaching proper independance from globalist west corporations
>desperate after getting failed in Syria Am*rica is trying to destroy another disobedient country but will get failed again

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Wrong, Maduro killed any nationalists left in Venezuela.
That's who you are defending, a pure parasite.

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I don't give a shit about some SA shithole. Western hypocrites need to shut the fuck up about democracy they deny every time it doesn't go their way.
I would bathe you in nuclear fire, you fucking cucks.

That's the same logic that led to US intervention in Syria.
Russia should stick to their side of the world (ME), and the US should stick to theirs (Americas).

The only people who profit from more cold war shenanigans are the politicians on each side as they get flooded with bribes.

>>google removes photos with so-called "protesters" with latest iphones in palms
No they didn't. You know cheap Samsung phones exist right.

>I would bathe you in nuclear fire, you fucking cucks.
No you wouldn't

YOU need to shut the fuck up and stop thinking you have the slightest idea of what the fuck is going on in Venezuela, you are a complete retard.

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>mmmh yess putin daddy tell me qhat to do...

>CommunistPartyCanada
@compartycanada
Jan 24
More
No support for made-in-the-USA coup d’etat! #HandsOffVenezuela Revoke Canadian recognition of Juan Guaido, Venezuelan coup plotter and self-proclaimed President!
Full CPC statement: communist-party.ca/statement/3021
twitter.com/compartycanada

LOL WTF

>>desperate after getting failed in Syria Am*rica is trying to destroy another disobedient country but will get failed again
This is all it is about. If you think amerishits give a rats ass about anything other than obedience to (((corporations))), then you're a fucking moron.

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So say the truth, then. Go ahead. Disprove all I've been saying so far with legitimate sources, I fucking dare you. Do your homework, I'll be waiting.

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>screencapping your own post
Yikes.
reminder oscar parez died like a dog

LEL

Yet here you are promoting the defense of an unabashed dictator. If you would do any research on Maduro's politics it would be extremely clear to you what his intentions are. If you did any research into the Venezuelan economy you would see how chavistas hold it by a noose.

But you didn't do research. You only read the latest headline and it invoked an emotional response, as designed. You have no business in Venezuela, and Russia is only there to collect on the oil that it was promised.

No more cold war. You deal with your shit (Syria) and we deal with ours.

Communist are always anti-US.
Then they murder the politicians when the communists take power.

if chile, argentina, uruguay and brazil can detach from the other south american countries we will grow, you your governments are so corrupt and kiked, it's hard to have to deal with their shit and illegals besides your own folk

sadly argentina would have to reform it's constitution, that guarantees that immigration here is a granted right for everyone in the world
they did that shit to promote european immigration in the early 20th century, then shitskins saw the opportunity and flooded us with their incompetence and gibs thirst

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The roach is back.

Our commies are acting the same way, they love to call everything they don't like a "coup", even Dilma's impeachment was called a US-led coup for some reason.

Not mine and even if it were it wouldn't change the content.

when your governments are so*...

I don't give a shit about your propaganda pictures you hue monkey. He didn't bow down to (((US))) and now punished for it. There's NOTHING more to it.

Kek

C O N S T I T U T I O N A L L Y
J U S T I F I E D

Fucking commie OP reporting fake news. Maduro doesn't want any dialogue with the 'opposition'. First of all, he's no longer the constitutional president of the country, neither is Guaido unless the TSJ (Venezuela's supreme court) which by the way is currently being ruled by literal thugs with a fucking long criminal precedents. There's no precedent for whatever is currently happening and the only thing that could solve all this mess is a general election with an impartial electoral council, not this commie infested bullshit imposed by Maduro or a full out invation leaded by 'murica. Yes, I'd much rather have 'murica's dick up my ass while eating first world food than keep starving. Fucking communist bitches I'd kill you all with my own hands if I could I swear to god, I'm only 21 years old and I'm not responsible for this fucking bullshit, fucking communist and fucking old people. Either kill Maduro or nukes us all, but don't let this motherfuckers spread socialist idealism. Fucking commies is all that's wrong in this fucking world. All I feel is rage.

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You ARE TRAITOR to the country.

You INVITE foreign AGRESSOR

You support WAR instead of DIALOGE

Those are facts that you CANNOT deny.

Only a Russian would say that election is legit.

>A telephone survey of 1,000 registered voters in Venezuela by Venezuelan pollster Hercon resulted with 79.9% of respondents agreeing with Maduro leaving the presidency. Regarding the National Assembly, 68.8% of respondents rated their work as being positive while 15.6% rated their actions as negative.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Venezuelan_presidential_crisis#Public_opinion

I'm almost 55 years old. I've been around to see:

Joseph Stalin cause mass starvation and death.
Nicolae Ceaușescu and his insane wife cause mass starvation and death.
Pol Pot cause mass starvation and death while forcing weak city bois to work on farms.
Mao cause mass starvation and death while killing birds for no reason.
Fidel Castro cause mass starvation and death while getting praise from Hollywood retards.
Che Guevara cause mass starvation and death only to have fat retards with apple products wear his head on a shirt to feel "edgy"

I thought I had a decent bullshit filter. But Maduro caught me off guard. He was a Spanish speaking brown person who wasn't Jewish. The lowest of the low. I thought, ok maybe he won't cause mass starvation and death this time.

Nope. He did. Just the same old bullshit. Fuck him. And fuck any of his groveling apologists. You're the real NPCs.

Based Barbuda president.

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I understand that you simply don't care about the particulars of the situation at all and is just mad that you're losing a base in south america, I don't even mind that.
What I mind is you blatantly lying and pretending to know what you're talking about, just be honest once in your life.

>roach calling Venezuelans traitors to their country for not wanting to starve under a single party rule
topkek

blatant lies, the post

/fa/ as fuck.

>waaah madure is not my president because i am mad!!!!
maduro derangement syndrome is real

you niggers can't compete with this noble man

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I don't care if hes a dictator. (((USA))) just wants another puppet state, there's nothing more to it.

*tssssss*

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>Actual Venezuelan challenges you to give facts
>Responds by sperging out

The absolute state of Maduro shills

Caribbean AF