Thoughts on Elle Reeve's journalistic work for Vice?

The fuck is wrong with her? She looks like sid from ice age.
Too many drugs?

is this the product of drinking while pregnant?

I'd "eat out her CAVE" if you catch my drift. It's all about the CAVES! I love to CAVE! They say Donald you're the best at CAVES! They call me CAVEMAN! They say TRUMP you're really GREAT at CAVING! You really now how to CAVE! They all say this! They say! All of them! I just love to CAVE so much! Especially when forced to by old Jewish women! The older the better! Bring that CAVE right here on my face! When I walk past all these people, they all say "That is a man who knows how to CAVE". No one CAVES as BIGLY as Trump.

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She's a Demoncrat because she ranks low on the popularity social scale with blondes. You must admit she's not an attractive blonde. To be honest, unattractive people and poc's tend to be democrats.

She ruined the word “interesting” for me.

I want to put a couple of half aryans inside her desu

alcohol fetal syndrome

She should be cut up into pieces and fed to alligators.

I would stick those droopy eyes shut with my baby gravy

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Nobody cared yesterday. Nobody cares today.

>2/10 would not bang
You watch way too much porn

Vice is a front for the Council on Foreign Relations.
youtube.com/watch?v=cVV8yem7a78

Elle Reeve's big break in journalism was on reporting the supposedly wrongful conviction of a soldier. That soldier was her fiancee.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Thomas_Beauchamp_controversy
archive.is/MxMaZ

observer.com/2010/12/baghdad-diarist-scott-beauchamp-still-pissed-as-frank-foer-exits-emtnrem-job/
archive.is/MTbIJ

tnr.com/doc.mhtml?i=w070730&s=editorial080207
web.archive.org/web/20070814205024/http://www.tnr.com/doc.mhtml?i=w070730&s=editorial080207

PDF of Scott Beauchamp Interview
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e5/Beauchamp_Transcript.pdf
web.archive.org/web/20120809064319/https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e5/Beauchamp_Transcript.pdf

PDF of Army Investigation
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/Legal_Review_of_AR_15-6_Investigation_Regarding_Allegations_of_Soldier_Misconduct_Published_in_The_New_Republic.pdf
web.archive.org/web/20140513192726/http://upload.wikimedia.org:80/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/Legal_Review_of_AR_15-6_Investigation_Regarding_Allegations_of_Soldier_Misconduct_Published_in_The_New_Republic.pdf

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they're trying to say it if you know what I mean

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I would

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Her face is quite unfortunate looking

She's the kind of ugly that you know she would eat your ass and tug your balls while giving you a reach around

She almost certainly has a bodycount in the hundreds just to compensate for how little dick she got in high school

"FUCK YOU STACY LOOK I FUCKED MORE GUYS THAN YOU DID THAT MEANS I AM PRETTIER THAN YOU"

I think she chose the wrong profession. She should have gone into porn. Sloth porn. It's a niche market but very profitable.

Is she getting fired too? I’d love to hire her as my personal fuck doll. I have a fetish for girls with fetal alcohol syndrome

diamonds

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Mouth breathers are my fetish.

oh god lol

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Learn to code

I wouldnt

LERN2CODE

>She should be cut up into pieces and fed to alligators.
This

Not really into that tard look.

I think she's a really good, talented journalist, but I think she has a really funny face. Like, laugh out loud funny.

There is something really hate-fuckable about her

Has she got something wrong with her?

TOP KEK

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But I dont want anyome to lick my butthole, faggot

She looks like a fish

As I understand it, she's just odd-looking and insists on wearing glasses that don't exactly flatter her unusual features.

Her head is mediocre but I can't comment intelligently until I see her tits and ass.

She's so gawky that she's cute. Love the big round glasses on her, just accentuates the effect. Would waifu.

Id eat her ass if youre pickin up what im puttin down

Bitch has the face of a Persian

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Off topic, but who are you faggots gonna vote for?

Shes good looing without the glasses. I think she wears them knowing they ug her up. She either thinks that makes her easier to take seriously or her distinctive car wreck of a look makes her more likely to be memorable?

Either way I think she does it thinking itll make her career better.

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Would you fuck the sloth?

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you dont see her face when youre taking her from behind so yes

Based and redpilled. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

aitäh sulle sõber

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>Vice
shit

BLACKED episode when?

She looks like that sandnigger in a gif where his head is blown in with a shotgun.
Can't find it.

She has a weire ass fucking face...

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Fish mouth

the glasses make her look much uglier than she actually is.

I would

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She's quite good looking for a woman somewhere in her late 30's. Clear skin, nice tits. Just her glasses are dumb.

That feminist fish mouth. Those popping eyeballs. The giant sloppy eyeglasses that scream "I need to look intelligent". She could have it all.

Hmmm what? What's it done now? Did it make a damn with it's teeth?

has she learned how to code?

Never seen any of it, but she looks insufferable.