We should respond to NPCs with Haiku

Haiku poems were invented by a Samurai named Basho whom used to wander Japan and pour his imagination and thoughts into each poem, sort of like ancient memes. Since leftists/NPCs have a short attention span and react to emotional stimuli greatly, it'll be good way to trigger them into a frenzy while also subtly redpilling normies. Regardless of the type of reaction you get, keep responding in Haiku.

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OP is a fag
Not your personal army
Weebs get the rope first

Gomenasai, Ken-sama.

A new post
In stillness , the thread alights
Another Faggot OP

Give some examples next time, so you won't have a stillborn thread

Typical kike shill
The Jew fears the samurai
Derailing the thread

Haikus are the worst. Maybe they are lost in translation- but I doubt it.

Shut the fuck up faggot

Maybe I need a good example OP

5
7
5

An Interesting thought
yet not likely to take off
people are too dumb

Haikus are the worst.
perhaps lost in translation,
but I doubt it though.
>ftfy

Well, it doesn't rhyme, but it's a good start.

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third post
is maybe the
best post

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the rules for haiku:
it need not always rhyme. just
be five, seven, five

They're short and quick
It's simple and effective
Catching them off guard

Haiku need not rhyme,
it has to do with patterns.
Syllables per line.

Dearest diary,
Today was like all others.
OP was a fag.

Is is not better
To rhyme like this?
Triggering faggots
And roasties with kids?
The kikes and their pilpul
Cant answer to "lamps"
With more lines and stanzas
We'll put them in camps
The normies on facebook
On twitter, on gab
Redpills at parties
And redpills in cabs
We cant keep our info
Confined to 3 lines
We have to expose
The kikes and their crimes

Thank you, thank you

the lord kek is proud
to call this one his servant
of this i am sure

nigger nigger nig
nigger nigger nigger nig
nigger nigger nig

Solid kek Jackson.

This may be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen posted on here, and that's no small feat. Congratulations OP.